Kankri X Reader 50 Shades of NOPE
Kankri had barely read a whole page before he slammed the book down on the coffee table, his cheeks flushing candy red and his eyes betraying annoyance. Uh-oh. The book has incurred the wrath of the Vantas.
"This is n9t a true relati9nship! He sh9uld treat his s9 called 'matesprit'-and I hesitate t9 call her as such d9 t9 the abh9rrent way he was treating her-"
Oh but he was on a roll.
"And as f9r the rest 9f the su6ject matter-"
You know your matesprit too well to believe that he'll stop any time soon but you want to make a point. Cue you shoving the next page into the Cancer's face. There is several seconds of silence as he reads the words, his brow furrowing before leaping back as a surprised look envelops his whole face.
"I cann9t 6elieve..."
"Please excuse me f9r a m9ment, [Name]."
Kankri held out his hands for the book, waiting for you to put the book in his grasp before he walked off into