If I were a food, I think I would be jello.
I'm silly and colorful and believe in transparency, but not TOO much transparency,
and there are definitely others who come from the same mold-- and I love them all.
I can't really hold much weight,
and I wobble a lot, and I'll trip over myself and bump into things when I move across an uneven surface,
and I'll crack if you handle me too roughly,
and oh, I don't really handle warm temperatures too well (though freezing is fine).
But if you are thoughtful with me,
and set me down on a nice, flat plate,
I will hold myself together and stand upright with a bizarre pride,
happy to surprise you and make you laugh.You are welcome to believe anything you want regarding my gender, sex, orientation, species, etc., etc., so long as you do not assume that any of your guesses are correct.