Velociraptor fell in love today
With angsty cat that went astray
He met her by the stairs to dairy
Didn't mind her legs were hairy!
Puberty came and filled their heads
Acne through their face now spreads
Under the horseshoe they kissed for luck
Under the moon they shared first... duck!
A capella serenade he had prepared
Peanut sandwiches to show he cared
Drank as many cocktails as he dared
But when the cat arrived... she got scared!
Thirteen sandwiches he had on plate
And that's what ruined their last date
For triskaidekaphobia is no fun
When she saw them, she went for run!
That's how ended this sad love's tale
with sandwiches, fear and cat's tail