Man: But in the end, we managed to delay the God Robot's march on the city by twenty minutes. That bought us the time they needed to evacuate.
Barkeep: Wow, how did your robot managed to delay the God Robot that long? I thought those things were indestructible!
God Robot: (still laughing hysterically)
Robot: I... I'm almost out of juice... should I cease fire?
Man: No, I, um... think I see the shield breaking-
Robot: Those are emitter scintillation lines.
Man: Yeah, breaking. Like I said.
Robot: ... and I'm out of juice. Nineteen minutes forty-five seconds of sustained fire.
God Robot: AH, THAT TICKLED. GOOD SHOW. DIE NOW.
(back at the bar)
Man: ... it must have been heroic. I couldn't see through all the smoke.
Barkeep: Here. A toast, to your fallen robot. On the house.