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SLCT 8: Thanksgiving-me-Nightmares

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Published: November 24, 2016
Shell Louge Comic Tales: Thanksgiving-me-Nightmares.

It was a normal enough day for Bikini Bottom, when a mysterious box was seen flouting gently down the sea.

The Box landed and it was reveiled to have belonged to Mega-Sci-Corp.

The Boxed opened up, when what showed what looked like the silluette of a hidious monster......

Meanwhile.

In Bikini Bottom itself, Squidward was seen walking down Bikini Bottom holding a bag he seems particularly defensive about.

Squidward arrived to his trademark Eastern Island head house and went inside with quickness.

Squidward sat down, smiling at his prize.....

A couple of Krabby Patties.

"Little to any of the Lougers even realised," Squidward said, "I still haven't let go of my love for Krabby Patties."

He said as he gave the iconic sandwich a kiss.

"A foodstuff that's so impourent that it causes an apopalicitc downfall for it's absince..." Squidward said, then looked sternly at the audience, "I kid you not, that's exactly what happened in the second Spongebob Movie. Yes, I know, this world is THAT stupid."

Squidward resumed cuddling the Krabby Patty.

Meanwhile, Bikini Bottom residence are seen walking about. A silluetted figure rose from the street, as the residence began to look in utter shock and awe of the presence before them.

The Figure began to approuch a fish with his pet worm....

"..... Yum."

The figure said, then it swope at the surprised and helpless worm, as a shadow of it's almost unrekindiseable form is seen gobbling down the worm, to the pet owner's horror and shock!

The Bikini Bottom residence panic and scream in terror and ran away from whatever horror commited the act!

"..... Still hungry though."

The Figure had said as it's shadow looms all over Bikini Bottom, as residence evacuate from the city!

The Figure was not able to keep up with the residence due to it's lax movements.... It then turns it's attention to three lone houses in the distence, Patrick's rock, Spongebob's Pinapple, and Squidward's Eastern Island Head.

".... Whatevs, too lazy to keep up with the rest of them."

The figure casually said, as it turned it's attention to the lone homes.

The Figure's shadow rose torword's squidward's home.

Inside.

Squidward, done with his cuddling, was about to actselly eat the Krabby Patties, until he heard a knock!

"Oh son of a dirty barnicle!" Squidward cursed. "Who could it be in the middle of the Twilight of Thanksgiving?"

Squidward got up grumbling and proceeded to answer the door.

"Yes what is it-Haaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaa YA-HAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA!?" Squidward said, in shock to what he sees is impossable...... A Turkey underwater..... WITH NO AIR HELMENT!

"..... S'up bro...." The Turkey said. "Name's Brian."

"..... How, HOW ARE YOU CAPABLE TO BREATH UNDERWATER!?" Squidward shouted!

"Oh this?" Brian said. "Well, once apawn a time, I was bought from a turkey farm by these sciencey guys from a place called, "Mega-Sci Corp", or something like that.... Anyway, I kinda got involved with this freaky exspeariment by this dude named after this planet, I think he was some kind of sheep or something, and he wanted to have land creatures become able to breath water for some kind of millaterry-colonay expanstion purpose or some crazy quack stuff like that. Heard about the sheep dude being fired or something and his loyalists basicly dumped me and other-like-wise animals in alot of water-centric worlds, and.... Here I am."

Squidward frowned and face-palmed.

"Of course your another monstorsity of Dr. Marz!" Squidward complained! "And it sounds like that Xenon and Kate REALLY need to work on reclaiming you guys! Ok, fine, I'm going to find my communicater and call the Lougers about you. Soon enough, you'll be taken out of here, Xenon will be aware of what's going on and recollect another Marz exspeariment, and hopefully I can still maintain a normal thanksgiving after this. You just stay, right HERE! I'll be back soon enough."

Squidward left grumbling as Brian was still in his lax state. Then he looked at Squidward's Krabby Patties.

Squidward got into his communicater and proceed to dial the number for the Dragon Guardian Temple.

"Hello?" a voice said.

"Spongebob, I hate to have to call you up out of whatever stupid thing your doing," Squidward said, "But appearently, water worlds, Bikini Bottom included, are suddenly hosts of land creatures capable of breathing water from yet another mad science project of Dr. Marz!"

"Oh gosh, Squidward!" Spongebob's voice said, "And this really interupted your private time too. Don't worry, the Lougers will come along.... Just, be careful. As we know, any of Marz' creations end up with some horrorable side effect. Who know's how dangerious this creature is?"

"He's a turkey named Brian, and so far, he's-" Squidward said before a burp was heard. ".... Harmless?"

Squidward, communicater on standby, came to look where the shorce of the burp.... It was Brian sitting at the table where his krabby patties were, but it appears that they were eaten by him....

Squidward, gulped in concern, knowing that it isn't normal for Turkeys to eat meat....

"(Quietly) S-S-S-S-S-Spongebob...... Did Sandy or Xenon ever explained side-effects of Marz's attempt to make water-breathers out of air breathers?" Squidward quietly asked in concern.

"Well, the biggest one Xenon warned us is that, there was this side-effect about the exspearimented creatures becoming strict fish-eaters, with the most concerning of them includes a-.... Turkey named Brian who loves to eat fish, BUT HIS MAIN FAVERITE IS MOLLISKS?! THAT INCLUDES OCTOPI LIKE YOU SQUIDWARD?!" Spongebob's voice screamed in panic! "YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE AND FIND SAFETY UNTIL WE GET THERE?!"

"Ya know bro, I can totally hear that scream from here man." Brian was seen causully looking at Squidward. "Yeah, screaming is not a good surviveal tactic."

Outside.

Squidward bursted out through the side of his house running away screaming, as Brian casually chases Squidward in a walking pace.

"I'm not at any rush to get ya man, just, ya know, I could use the exsirsize after I had some of those weird burgers." Brian said.

After a long and extended chase.

Squidward was finally cornered by Brian.....

"Look, don't take this personally man. Just hate the game, not the player." Brian said.

Squidward closed his eyes in fear as Brian non-clalontly approuched Squidward....

GULP!

Later.

Spongebob was seen concerningly around.

"Don't worry Squidward.... And all of Bikini Bottom." Spongebob said.

Brian was seen extremely large and fat, as it appeared that Brian may've effectively gotten everyone, as the Lougers surround the laxed turkey with an unescapeable force field.

"We'll eventually get you out of there..... I hope. Xenon will arrive soon enough" Spongebob said.

"Just be careful when nature takes it's course in there." Mr. Krabs cautioned.

"I JUST WANNA ENJOY SOME KRABBY PATTIES?!" Squidward's voice screamed.... "Oh no, I said it outloud!"

The Heroes laughed!

"Well...." Icky said. "Still better then the last issue...."

Fin....
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arthunter3's avatar
I just want to state that the following arguement is long ago and outdated and no longer relivent.

CmdrNIX and I are good now.
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You must REALLY hate Squidward, despite making him founder of the Squad.
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Incontrast to what you think, I don't hate Squidward.

He does however have the worse luck ever, espeically by standerds of Modern Spongebob.
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Oh, really? Is that why you subjected him to that torture during "A Deer's Not-so-Righteous Fury"?
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Dude, even in THAT episode, it was explitsitly said that Squidward had the worse luck ever cause of cursing out the universe in an event between the early seasons and the modern seasons, justifying his troubles.

That being said, THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HATE SQUIDWARD!? I am only at best mirroring some ideals, but I DON'T ALWAYS SCREW HIM OVER!?
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Name one time you didn't "screw him over", as you so quaintly put it.
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Just recently in the episode "Nuclear Winter", I gave Squidward a chance to give out a heartfelt moment speech to a troubled hybrid in the story.

That's proof that I do NOT have any animosity torwords Squidward.

And putting a character through unfortunate situations DOESN'T IMPLY HATE, it just implies that sometimes, karma SUCKS for them, and it's what seperates them from the Mary/Marty Sues/Stus.
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But aren't YOU a Marty Stu yourself?

Not saying it's a bad thing that the Lodge always win, but can't they give ANY villains, beyond help or otherwise, a break for once?
arthunter3's avatar
........

THAT'S IT?!

If your gonna continue to give me SHIT over this, then YOUR ASS IS BLOCKED?!
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