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It was a beautiful morning for 31 year old Tyrell Fowler of Kankakee. He was about to start his new job with Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS), LLC, his first “real” job since graduating college ten years ago. He was happy to finally have his own place so he did not have to listen to his mother complaining about him living in her basement and not having a job. He has a history of getting fired over his hostile attitude and his unwillingness to take direction, especially from women.
Tyrell chewed eight antacid pills, after pouring them into his mouth like a beer. Tyrell intentionally constipates himself every morning because he has an extreme aversion to wiping. He showers after each dump.
“That was one good breakfast burrito!” Tyrell says to himself. He logs off The Red Pill subreddit, gets into his overly lifted, full-ton truck and heads to his first day as a CRASS Information Technology contractor.
“This will be such an easy job,” Tyrell thought t
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  • Listening to: M83 - Midnight City
  • Reading: Emails
  • Playing: music
  • Drinking: Fanta Grape (In a glass bottle)
After waking around 4:30 AM, I had this dream:

It was late at night, dark and I was in a large swimming pool with some other people. I think some people were also on the ground near the pool.

A UFO up above was striking other crafts in the sky. It was also aiming its beams at us to try and abduct us. I kept dodging the beams by sinking down deeper into the pool, almost submerging my head.

I remember being telepathically told something by the aliens in the ship...

Before I knew it, I was in this room with 5-7 other people. The room I perceived as an indoor, living room environment. Two of the people stated they were from Dulce, NM and one of them asked for the recipe for lamb chop stew.

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Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Dark-haired visual artist and electronic musician, who loves shiny things and the colour purple :)

Designer and Webmaster of the Official Caroll Spinney Fan page (The Man Behind Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch):

---> carollspinney.net
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Traditional Art Drawings
Traditional marker and pencil drawings from life or a portrait
$20.00 USD for a black and white or high contrast 8.5” X 11” + Shipping
I work in multiple art styles: cartoony, semi-realistic, realism, high-contrast, etc. Please look at my gallery and specify which style you would like me to draw in. Thank you!
Please ask me about other sizes.
Thank you! :)

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Sparkle-Photography Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the :+fav:. :) :heart:
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ArtByJenX Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you as well. Stop by any time!
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goemonsama Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2018   Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave!
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ArtByJenX Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
You are welcome. Stop by any time! :)
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caddman Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2018  Professional General Artist
thank you my friend
for the faves ...:) (Smile)

cheers and a nice day 2u

  I wanna fly Woooosh Flying Tard -revamp-
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