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Online Dating is Like Ordering a Pizza by ArtByJenX Online Dating is Like Ordering a Pizza :iconartbyjenx:ArtByJenX 1 0
Literature
Sybil Joins The Gym
Sybil wants to meet some attractive, fit men, so she decides to join the local gym.
Sybil sees a sign for a free, week-long membership for new members and immediately sashays in to sign up.
After giving away her address, mobile number, credit card number, work history, email address, and blood type, Sybil is ready to go work out.
After attending a mandatory lifting instruction class, a separate machine-cleaning class, as well as rules and regulations class, Sybil heads out to the gym floor to get moving.
Sybil lifts as few arm weights, stretches her body and takes a break. She immediately eyes a tall, built gentleman across from her, with towel to his forehead, and a grimace on his face. He resembles Thanos, minus the body armor and the funky chin.
“Hey there! I’m Sybil. I just joined. Could I towel you off?” Sybil asks him.
The man looks over to Sybil and looks away.
“I like dog food. I got the hookup should you every want some.” Sybil says.
The man
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Madwoman
You’re a mad, mad woman.
Brown eyes
Full of it
Corrupted,
Lying,
Hissy-fit.
Nothing but
A hypocrite
Projecting
All the
Worst of it
Targeting
The innocent
I received
The brunt of it
From you, mad,
Madwoman.
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Dark-haired visual artist, comedy writet and electronic musician, who loves shiny things and the colour purple, with a black belt in the Moronic Arts.

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Traditional marker and pencil drawings from life or a portrait
$20.00 USD for a black and white or high contrast 8.5” X 11” + Shipping
I work in multiple art styles: cartoony, semi-realistic, realism, high-contrast, etc. Please look at my gallery and specify which style you would like me to draw in. Thank you!
Please ask me about other sizes.
Thank you! :)
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