ArtByJenX

Kankakee art student, grifter and narc-a-doodle Pat Oswald Splatt posts to Redditopixly begging for volunteers to help with his “nonprofit” app project that’s really for profit. He interviews three people remotely – all three he rejects even though they were well-qualified – simply because he is a sadistic moron who gets a high off hurting people’s feelings. The empathy is small with this one. Size matters. Taking a different approach, Pat posts to Fakebook and the X-Parrot begging for free art, a fancy computer and people to tell their friends about his new, non-existent gadget in the making. After asking a bunch of people if “this is still available?” he starts to get a few replies from people who are a little too nice. “Hi, you asked about the computer?” “I don’t like that machine. Can you give me a bigger hard drive?” “I’ll show you my hard-drive! Click.” “Yes, the art is available! I’d like to help out.” “That drawing will suit. Can you make it a little bigger?” “If