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Damien's Mail-Order Bride
Damien Hurlbutt decided that it was getting too hard to pick up women in Kankakee County. Despite his most sincere offers of free movie tickets to the multiplex at which he works, all but one offer was rejected. One lady accepted and took another guy.
“I know what women want” says this self-proclaimed nice guy on his dating profile, under his handle “NiceGuyGoodCatch4UChivalryisDead”.
Quoth his profile, “Women need men like me to hold doors open for them, pull out their chairs, and buy all kinds of gifts for them. I am that man. Men like me are endangered species. Where R U?”
Damien strokes his straggly, scratchy neckbeard, tips his fedora, and says “you know, I have an idea”. Meanwhile his coworkers are all staring at him wondering to whom he is talking.
Damien goes home and opens up his newest copy of Hoard Magazine. It took him almost an hour to unbury it from his pile of action figures, coloring books and dirty briefs. Damien turns to
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  • Listening to: M83 - Midnight City
  • Reading: Emails
  • Playing: music
  • Drinking: Fanta Grape (In a glass bottle)
After waking around 4:30 AM, I had this dream:

It was late at night, dark and I was in a large swimming pool with some other people. I think some people were also on the ground near the pool.

A UFO up above was striking other crafts in the sky. It was also aiming its beams at us to try and abduct us. I kept dodging the beams by sinking down deeper into the pool, almost submerging my head.

I remember being telepathically told something by the aliens in the ship...

Before I knew it, I was in this room with 5-7 other people. The room I perceived as an indoor, living room environment. Two of the people stated they were from Dulce, NM and one of them asked for the recipe for lamb chop stew.

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JenX
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Dark-haired visual artist and electronic musician, who loves shiny things and the colour purple :)

Designer and Webmaster of the Official Caroll Spinney Fan page (The Man Behind Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch):

---> carollspinney.net
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Gyuufun Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav :)
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ArtByJenX Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
You are welcome. Stop by anytime.
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Professor-R Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2018  Hobbyist
Thanks for the watch!:)
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ArtByJenX Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
You are welcome! Stop by again anytime! :)
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JustACapharnaum Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2018
Thank you for the watch! 
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