What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Because you asked so nicely, I made it a shirt. 
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nice 
I terrorize my staff with these puns. Thank you
Hilarious XD
KronosamHobbyist Artisan Crafter
LOL! Love it! XD
ForcedlactationloverHobbyist Writer
Just for you: I learned this from a friend of mine.
Were I to be punish-ed,
for ev'ry puny pun I shed,
I would not have a puny shed
In which to place my punish head.
JuanitoJuan95Hobbyist Artist
Best... pic... ever!!!!
Love the picture, even though its one of your older works, keep up the great work!
CrawlingchaosMDHobbyist Photographer
LOL!
bakagohomeHobbyist General Artist
I see what you did there... XD
cyazirisHobbyist General Artist
Oh gods this is so brilliant
RightfieldHobbyist Digital Artist
ba-dum tis
Sexy.
TawmiePylonHobbyist Digital Artist
These are all very good. Haha. This one is my fav though.
acrid-placidityProfessional General Artist
I just wet myself reading this. And yes, I did it because I read it, not just while reading.
LILYLIKEProfessional Photographer
Igitt
Hahah, Love all your 'Terribad Joke' illustrations. This one is my favorite though.
The Oatmeal has a bunch of 'Dumb Jokes That Are Funny" - If you need more material to work with.
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Stay awesome!
The Oatmeal has a bunch of 'Dumb Jokes That Are Funny" - If you need more material to work with.
[link]
Stay awesome!
Haha, that's brilliant.
jkludiaHobbyist General Artist
I FELL IN LOVE
Tom3dJayProfessional Digital Artist
Haha, amazing
on 9gag`s hot page
nice xD
VampiraFairieHobbyist General Artist
Somebody made an edit of this, and crossed out "An Investigator" and put "Fricken Awesome". Thought you should know. My friend was looking at it earlier.
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