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A long time ago in a House far far away in England North was arguing with his son Ronnoc who was arguing with him over sexual positions like the crunchitize me captain or if Anal is even real sex. “Boi I will proceed to stick my reproductive organ into your dish of Boiled water with noodles and other livestock or vegetables” North was Taken aback “Child of mine....I am thousands and thousands of miles away from you, you wouldn’t make it to me.” Connoreah made a determined anime look “North Kun that is a challenge I cannot turn down!” Ronnoc ripped his clothes off revealing a body of an Olympian and ran with the speed of a Jet to the ocean where he placed himself into the perfect swimming position.

He sped like a torpedo with sheer raw strength across the ocean and stopped halfway to find a noble Steed! Ah! He has found a great white shark! That will do just fine! Ronnoc shot like a bullet down to the shark and slapped its teeth out with his 70 inch veiny coral and thrusted into its Gummy maw releasing the liquids of absorbed orphans. The shark become Cooperative and allowed his new master to mount him.

Ronnoc then took flight out of the water aboard his new shark friend! He could hear god save the Queen playing at ear shattering volume from a distance....he has made it! Ronnoc used his arms to flap like a bird to his destination making it there in just five minutes. He kicks down Norths door with a bewildered North shouting.

“What the fuck son how’d you get here!? And how’d you get so beefed like Arnold Swoletzinigga?!” Ronnoc wouldn’t hear it “Silence Father! For you know why I am here!” He turned to the steaming bowl of soup on Norths desk, he approached basking in its warm soupy glory. “Glory to the Empire” He screeched as he dunk his salty crustacean into his soup stirring the soup with his lewd German sausage adding extra flavor. “Tum tum rumble bumble!!” Ronnoc moaned as he spilled his Krab by patty formula into Norths soup.

North stood in awe.....”Son you have shown me you are worthy to become next in line for the throne!” Ronnoc swiftly raised a hand “nay father I do not desire the throne...I desire to be with my people!” Ronnoc began clapping his asscheeks and flew away back to the watery city of Asslettuce there he would breed the new generation of genetically modified Fish dicks.


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A long time ago in a House far far away in England North was arguing with his son Ronnoc who was arguing with him over sexual positions like the crunchitize me captain or if Anal is even real sex. “Boi I will proceed to stick my reproductive organ into your dish of Boiled water with noodles and other livestock or vegetables” North was Taken aback “Child of mine....I am thousands and thousands of miles away from you, you wouldn’t make it to me.” Connoreah made a determined anime look “North Kun that is a challenge I cannot turn down!” Ronnoc ripped his clothes off revealing a body of an Olympian and ran with the speed of a Jet to the ocean where he placed himself into the perfect swimming position.

He sped like a torpedo with sheer raw strength across the ocean and stopped halfway to find a noble Steed! Ah! He has found a great white shark! That will do just fine! Ronnoc shot like a bullet down to the shark and slapped its teeth out with his 70 inch veiny coral and thrusted into its Gummy maw releasing the liquids of absorbed orphans. The shark become Cooperative and allowed his new master to mount him.

Ronnoc then took flight out of the water aboard his new shark friend! He could hear god save the Queen playing at ear shattering volume from a distance....he has made it! Ronnoc used his arms to flap like a bird to his destination making it there in just five minutes. He kicks down Norths door with a bewildered North shouting.

“What the fuck son how’d you get here!? And how’d you get so beefed like Arnold Swoletzinigga?!” Ronnoc wouldn’t hear it “Silence Father! For you know why I am here!” He turned to the steaming bowl of soup on Norths desk, he approached basking in its warm soupy glory. “Glory to the Empire” He screeched as he dunk his salty crustacean into his soup stirring the soup with his lewd German sausage adding extra flavor. “Tum tum rumble bumble!!” Ronnoc moaned as he spilled his Krab by patty formula into Norths soup.

North stood in awe.....”Son you have shown me you are worthy to become next in line for the throne!” Ronnoc swiftly raised a hand “nay father I do not desire the throne...I desire to be with my people!” Ronnoc began clapping his asscheeks and flew away back to the watery city of Asslettuce there he would breed the new generation of genetically modified Fish dicks.


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Dear Madam,

I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts, that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle.

I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save.

I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours, to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of Freedom. Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,

Abraham Lincoln.
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4ourLetters Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018
Hey, wanted to let you know that I really appreciate the favorites!
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Anytime <3
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JessicaPedley Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you ❤️❤️
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Archangel470 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2017
Thanks for the fave and watch! :)
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Anytime!!!
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DarthS4nchez Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave! :) (Smile)
Feel free to check the rest of my gallery and watch me if you feel like doing so
Have a nice day! :D (Big Grin)
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