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these r my results, and they r 95% accurate and well articulated. im inpressed. A+ for eHarmony. im not paying the 50$ to join the martchmaking service tho for a month. ill keep looking for her at frat partys and bars. thats my great plan ^^
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i just got a phone call from a 7yr old friends baby daddy who found my number in her cell phone i guess. heres a summary:
caller: i gonna kill you motha fucka
me: uh... lol...ok. who is this?
caller: dis is randall bitch!
me: sabras baby daddy?
randy: yea. i hurd u be talkin to hur again? im gonna fuckin kill you
me: she invited me over to her dads house. what did she tell you?
randy (talking to sabra) so you invited him to ur place huh?
sabra (in the background) hes never even been to my dads house. chill out.
randy (to me) i told you, dont call her anymore
me: lol um... she called me, but im gonna go now. thanks for
To everyone that was saved by Joint Operation Blackout: i violently hate how much i love you. No seriously -.- I am overflowing with narcissistic rage at my lack of apathy. I hope you all stub your toe really hard. ~Anon2269