The Elm x Celery Dilemma
A poorly written Fire Emblem novella
Fire Emblem © Nintendo and Intelligent Systems
Tammy © 707Fangirl
Elm is coming home from work, in the hopes of seeing his wife Celery and eating pizza together.
Elm: Making my way downtown, walking fast
SUDDENLY! Bam Bam pops out of a bush!
Dramatic music plays
Bam Bam: Oh, hiiiiiiiii, Elmy~!
Elm: Oh no! Bam Bam! Please don’t make me part of your harem :c
Bam Bam: What??? No ew you’re ugly. I’m just here to find you a wife!
Elm: B-but I already have a wife...
Bam Bam: WHAT?!?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ELMY? YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH CELERY IS OVERRATED!!!!!!1!! I HATE SEEING IT EVERYWHERE AND I WANT YOU AND FAAYYYYYYYY TO BE A COUPLE INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!2!
Elm: FAYYYYYYY? No! She’s only a friend!
Bam Bam: TOO LATE FUCKER! FAYYYYYYY!
fAYYYYY LMAO: NYES
Bam Bam: TAKE HIM HE’S YOUR HUSBAND
And then Elm got kidnapped by fAYYYYYY and Bam Bam.
Will it ever g