So. Someone felt a burning need to make a film about a priest who turns into a velociraptor, saves a hooker, and fights ninjas. Also, he eats unrepentant sinners at confession.
Yes, it's a real movie. Made on what looks like a budget of whatever spare change they dug out of the couch.
Here's the trailer by itself.
I can actually remember a time when this would have shocked me. Now I just wonder what took them so long.
Goodbye everyone. I think I'm done here.