Say, young man! Say, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man! You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Homestarmy has a stamp for you.
DO YOU HAS?
We must avenge Benedetto. I HAS 5 DOLLARS!!!
poor bennedetto i salute you
"Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog? Are you ready to fight alongside your Colonel and give your five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that? Do you wanna paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that tire? All right then, maggots! Let's get out there and invade us some serious Strong Badia! Company... GO!"
Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy! Strong Badia will be OURS!
Don't you die on me, Bennedetto!!! D;
strong badia will be ours! seriously, though...SB is losing his edge. Strong Sad is becoming a popular character.
Company HALT!!! Backwawds MAWCH!!!!
i'm trading my skirt in for a pair of camos!
i has what it takes! i'm no draft dodger!