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Kinesis was pounding away at his computer keyboard, fuming over Amazing Man.  He would have to come up with something to destroy the sanctimonious idiot, yes.  Something horrible, yes.  Something exquisitely painful, yes.  But what....what.....WHAT?!?

He had no idea.

Something would come to him, in time.  Something always did.  But time....that was the problem.  Sooner or later Amazing Man would disrupt his plans again, causing his blood pressure to shoot through the roof and causing Miss Evanson and the minions to run for their lives.  And that would be unfortunate.  Minions were easily replaceable, of course, but Miss Evanson was a much more significant investment of his time and energy.  It would be a shame to lose her....

"Ahem," said Miss Evanson.

He started and stared at her.  "How long have you been standing there?"

"Three minutes.  You were hitting the keys too hard to hear me."

Kinesis grimaced.  "Yes....well....this so called 'hero' is a source of much annoyance to me."

"Well you're about to get even more annoyed," she said, cringing.

"Why?  What?  Did the minions break something?  Is some other villain encroaching on my territory?"

"In a way, that last, yes.  Lemon and Lime are here."

Kinesis shot straight away from the console.  "What?!?  You let them in?"

She rolled her eyes.  "Of course not.  They're outside."

"Well instigate maximum security lock down then!"

"They have your codes," she reminded him gently.  "I think they just want to talk."


Lime was smiling toothily at them.  Lemon was holding a big box.  A box with air holes.

"There is a point to this, I hope?" Kinesis scowled at them.

"We just wanted to cheer you up, no charge," Lime said.

Kinesis glared at them, and beside him he felt Miss Evanson cringe.  She knew, as he did, that when these two didn't charge anything, they had something even more heinous in mind.

"And what....exactly....did you bring to achieve that end?" Kinesis asked.

Lemon opened the box.

A tiny, furry face peeked out and mewed at them.  A kitten with tufted ears; a Maine Coon, most likely.

"Awww, a kitty!"  Miss Evanson crooned.

"Are you out of your tiny little minds?!?" Kinesis exploded.  "Take that back immediately!"

"Awwwwww," the two of them chorused.

"I wanna keep it!" Miss Evanson protested.

"Absolutely not.  However....." he whispered something in Lime's ear.

She pouted at him.  "That'll cost you twelve thousand."

"No problem.  Just get THAT THING," he pointed at the kitten, "Out of here!  I'll see you with the appropriate animal in.....two weeks?"

"Shouldn't take more than ten days," Lime said, but she still looked disappointed.  They left, taking the kitten with them.

"What did you ask them for instead?" Miss Evanson asked.

Kinesis grinned.  "You shall see."


"I thought you said you learned your lesson where biological manipulation was concerned!" Miss Evanson shouted, backing away from the cage.

"Indeed I did," Kinesis agreed.  "No genetic modification here.  This is exactly what it appears to be; a black panther."

The sable-furred beast snarled at them and lunged against the bars.

"Tell me you're kidding!" Miss Evanson wailed.

"Not at all.  Perfect home defense.  In fact, I think I may ask Lemon and Lime to procure me an Irish Wolfhound as well!  AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Well, I'm not feeding it!"  Miss Evanson said, and took to her heels.

"No matter," Kinesis said.  "I'll have one of the minions do it."

The beast snarled at him.

He grinned back.  "Good kitty."

Another fanfic for [link] which is owned by :iconthaliathetiger: this time it is for a contest.
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Hokova Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Panther for a kitten- gosh id marry the one that would do that.XD
Arcalian Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Thanks for fav. Have you read the actual online comic strip on which this fic is based?
Hokova Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
I saw it before, can't seem to find it now though.
Arcalian Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
[link] here.
Hokova Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh that one XD
Eyesofacrow Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome story Zav, I think it's cute. And definitly he has a point there.. Black panther would make Much better security. *grins*

Very well written, but then. All of your stuff seems to be. *applauds*
AlexisRoyce Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009  Professional General Artist
I love this; the word choice in the prose compliments the supervillain world very well. :D
janejayne Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009

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