Ice Storm Questions

I'm at home, there's an ice storm outside, and most likely everything will be canceled tomorrow.  So what do I do?  I answer random questions in my journal, of course...

And tigerli-ly: This one is for you!

1. How do you approach problems?

Like a freakin' ninja in stealth mode.

2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

I've narrowed it down to a short list of Rivendell, 221 B Baker Street, and a little place some call Time and Relative Dimension in Space (though when I say "little," you should know it's bigger on the inside...).

3. Are you a good conversationalist?

There are multiple schools of thought on this question, but you should probably be made aware of the fact that in graduate school I had several professors who did research about and were considered experts on the topic of human interaction, who were, nevertheless, unable to actually interact with humans.  (No, I'm *not* making that up).

4. Do you believe in ghosts?

It's been said that late at night, in the middle of the woods, ghosts gather around a spectral campfire and tell each other stories--ABOUT ME.

5. How’ve you been sleeping?

Mostly with my eyes closed, unless, of course, I'm at a committee meeting.  (What can I say?  It's an art).

6. Favorite Color?

You know the color of Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak?  That would be it.  (Or does that have to be my favorite "colour"?  I mean, it is British...)

7. Relationship Status?

I have a secret crush on a fictional character who exists on an entirely different plane of reality.  So, yeah, it's complicated...

8. Do you pray?

All the time.  When necessary, I use words.

9. Do you dream in black & white or in color?

Dude, I dream in about 8 or 9 different DIMENSIONS, most of which have their own unique color spectrums...  (Unless we're talking about the British dimensions, which have colour spectrums...)

10. How do you respond to authority?

Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand.  I don't care, I'm still free.  You can't take the sky from me

11. Downton Abbey?

Yeah, so since when did Thomas start using his evil powers FOR GOOD?

12. Screen name?

I haven't ever named my screens.  I do name my cars.  My current car is named Luna.  She's a sweetheart.  (Seriously; you can find a photo of her here in my scraps...)

13. Plans for the Apocalypse?

*Sigh*  The same thing we do every night, Pinky...  (No, seriously...The Apocalypse is a regular occurrence around here, lately.)