Listening to: Indigo Girls
Drinking: Tampico Citrus Juice
It's been a long freaking time since I updated this. Aside from the fact that this is way overdue to be updated, I'm really not sure why I am doing so now, other than that my twisted mind is in the mood to express itself....
Anyway, as I most often do, here are some randomly chosen questions with even more random answers. To those of you who appreciate this insanity, you're welcome. To anyone else who takes the time to read this, my condolences....
And some of these answers are 100% true, others are completely made up. The ones you think are real may not actually be, so be warned...
1. Who do you aspire to be like one day?
Either Albus Dumbledore or Gandalf, though I'm not sure I can pull off the beard and growing my hair that long would be weird for me. But mainly when I get old I want to be both mischievous and magical, doing my best to teach, help and mentor those around me and not giving too much of a rip about what the "powers that be" might have to say.
2. Did you get your heart broken last year?
A couple of times (which seems like quite an accomplishment, given how uneventful my love life has been lately...)
3. Do you snore?
Not usually, so far as I know, although sometimes I dream I'm a Pentecostal, and then I snore in tongues.
4. What are you allergic to?
Bureaucracy, standardized testing, celebrity gossip, and conversations about sports, and HGTV.
5. Do you believe in magic?
Sweetie, I *am* magic, and I do believe in myself.
6. Do you believe in divorce?
Um, I'm pretty sure it exists whether I believe in it or not. (I mean, being magical, my beliefs are pretty powerful, but if I could make anything go away just because I stopped believing it, then a certain orange-skinned idiot wouldn't be in the White House at the moment. Just saying...)
7. Can you do the moonwalk?
Yes, but only on the moons of Jupiter or Saturn. I don't know why......
8. Are you a heavy sleeper?
I don't think I weigh any more or less while sleeping than I do when I'm awake. Although sometimes I cast spells in my sleep that make me levitate, so I guess in a sense I weigh less in those moments. (Ha! Take that, Gravity! In your face!)
9. What are you addicted to?
Big books. And traveling to other dimensions and universes.
10. Do you prefer kissing or cuddling?
Well, with the right company, both are nice. With the wrong company, DON'T TOUCH ME.
11. Who is your celebrity crush?
Well, that depends. Can I crush them with a steamroller? If so, then I have a list. Actually, it's now grown to an entire file.....
12. Is marriage in your future?
Most women I can see myself ever marrying are, like me, time travelers, but we keep meeting in the wrong order...
13. Introvert or Extrovert?
I'm an INFJ, which means I have Introverted super powers.
14. What is your favorite fairytale?
There are too many to list, but I can more easily identify my least favorite, which is the one where Donald Trump gets elected President of the United States of America.....
15. What is your orientation and are you currently in a relationship?
I'm attracted to female fictional characters, and it's complicated.
16. What is your most commonly used swear word?
"Donald J. TRUMP!"
17. Are you afraid of the dark?
I live more fully in the dark, as my mind expands to fill the empty spaces. I should say that there are some things that dwell in the dark that are afraid of me....
18. What encouraged you to join DeviantArt?
I can't say anyone encouraged me, as I was pretty much forced to do it. One of my students had just joined and told me she thought I *needed* to join, and I'm pretty sure she would have created an account for me if I hadn't done so myself.
19. What is the best compliment you have ever received?
Well, a student once described me as "cooler than a polar bear's toenails." I'm not quite sure what that means, but I think it meant that they like me.
20. What is the one item you can’t leave home without?
A book. As Stephen King once said, books are a uniquely portable magic.