A boy your age opens the door. He's wearing a white shirt and pointed shades.
"Sup. You the babysitter?"
"Ya I'm (f/n)."
"Cool I'm Dirk, come on my bro is in here."
He takes you into the small house.
"So where's your dad?" You ask.
"Oh uh...about that. He's kinda gone...I take care of Dave myself. I would have said in the e-mail, but generally it tends to scare away the babysitters."
He walks you into a room where a little boy was sitting with a camera, clicking through the photos.
He looks up and sees you,"sup?"
"Hey little dude," you say in response.
Dirk smirks,"seems like you've got this. I'll be back in like two hours."
He walks out and you sit next to the boy.
"What are you doing?" You ask.
"Looking through my photo's."
You look over his shoulder and see him clicking through some surprisingly artistic photos.
"Those are impressive,"he looks over and try's to smirk but just ends up smiling.
"Wait until you hear my mixes."
After two hours of listening to some of Daves mixes his brother walks back in holding parts for what looked like some type of machine. He looked a little panicked.
"Hey (f/n) can you stay a few more hours?"
"Uh sure. But why?"
"Just got a call from my boss, I need this project done like yesterday. I need someone to take care of little man."
You nod and get to make dinner
With Dave tucked into bed and your eyes growing heavy you decided to tell Dirk you were leaving.
You knock on the door where Dirk had been for the past few hours.
He opens the door and you can catch a little bit of orange from behind his shades that are slipping down his face.
"Oh, I didn't realize that you were still here."
"Ya I just put dave to bed."
"What time is it?"
"His bedtime is nine."
Your face flushed,"I didn't want to bother you and he said it was ten."
"No prob. I expect nothing less from him."
He pulls a wallet out of his pocket and tries to pay you for five hours.
"Actually, why don't you just pay me for two." You say.
He raises an eyebrow,"you were here for five."
"Yes but you planed for two and, it must be hard since your parents are gone....why don't you just pay me for the two."
He blinks a few times before his mouth turns up ever so slightly.
"Fine but I have one condition."
"Are you busy tomorrow?"
"Dave need a sitter?"
"No but I need a date."
As smooth as Dave's chapter
smooth criminal. damn.
Smooth as the smoothest brand of Peanut Butter
Smooth striders. I expect nothing less than that. Smooth.
Smooth ass motherfucker
smooth as fuck
striders gonna stride until they slip on their own damn smoothness
but let's face it, they'd probably figure out a way to post-pone it until it was the most ironic moment possible.
Strider boys be smooth
"no, I need a date." oh good lord striders be smooottthhh
dayum strider. why you gotta be so smooth B) I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNAP!!! Dirk salvaged the situation quite nicely, considering he had me stay for five hours. Oh well, I like kids anyway. And Homestuck. And Dirk. I love Dirk.
Smooth as fuuuuuuuuuuuuudgesicle
Well played. XD
Dat assssssssssss is so mine~~~~~ XD
Damn Dirk, you get any smoother and you'll slip~
I quite liked this.