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Gertrude

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By AphexAngel   |   Watch
Published: February 1, 2011
© 2011 - 2019 AphexAngel
This is Gertrude and she is a GIRL.
Yes, like those "boys" with huge asses are "male." You know the ones I'm talking about that you've seen floating around. Because this is TOTALLY following realistic anatomy and proportions for a gender. (hurr hurr hurr)

She is a beautiful laydee and she likes to knit sweaters and caps. She spends her time in the woods as a lumberjackess (not lumberjackass, which is what I am) and she has a wonderful boyfriend named Horace, who I will draw later.
Trust me, he's awesome and will make you shit your pants. Totally.
She has the best table manners and wants to sing like Hannah Montana. Her role model is Lady Gaga. She also likes ponies and pink unicorns and tea time and playing pretend.
And she wants to hold your wood.

ORIGINUL KARUKTUR DEW NUT STEEL.

(and yes, this is parody.)
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An epic bearded man!
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Moonstar37Student General Artist
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, sleep all night and I work all day!" Awesome pick!!
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AnonDesuHobbyist Writer
omg so kawaii

TN: Kawaii means moe
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AsheSkylerProfessional Traditional Artist
Oh she is soooo lovely! And I totally have those jeans in my closet too! <33333

(Long day of dealing with dumbasses triggered this piece then, eh? ;) )
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neutraLwOLvesHobbyist General Artist
(sings monty python) "i'm a lumber jack and i;m ok..."
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SilentTurok18Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAWT! :icondatassplz:
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ClockworkVirusProfessional Interface Designer
Up here in Canada everyone looks like this, but we can tell genders apart by pheromone traces. You yanks just wouldn't understand.
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
I went to Canada once. They commented on my luxurious beard.
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ClockworkVirusProfessional Interface Designer
In our culture that's a great honour. Did the tribal chief of Canada challenge you to a beard-off?
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
Nah.
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Stevebot-7Hobbyist General Artist
She's a lumberjack and she's okay. I can only presume that on Wednesdays she goes shopping, and likes to press wild flowers.
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
Only as much as your mother does. :3
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Stevebot-7Hobbyist General Artist
She does, frequently and with gusto.
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Looks a lot like my sister.
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
Mine too. We are related to lovely ladies.
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
Hot!
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
In a totally platonic way.
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
I love you too. :3
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A fine blossom of womanhood.
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
Yes.
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OnionManStudent Traditional Artist
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
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AphexAngelStudent Digital Artist
I'm an alcoholic and it's okay
I drink all night and I puke all day.
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