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Gertrude by AphexAngel Gertrude by AphexAngel
This is Gertrude and she is a GIRL.
Yes, like those "boys" with huge asses are "male." You know the ones I'm talking about that you've seen floating around. Because this is TOTALLY following realistic anatomy and proportions for a gender. (hurr hurr hurr)

She is a beautiful laydee and she likes to knit sweaters and caps. She spends her time in the woods as a lumberjackess (not lumberjackass, which is what I am) and she has a wonderful boyfriend named Horace, who I will draw later.
Trust me, he's awesome and will make you shit your pants. Totally.
She has the best table manners and wants to sing like Hannah Montana. Her role model is Lady Gaga. She also likes ponies and pink unicorns and tea time and playing pretend.
And she wants to hold your wood.

ORIGINUL KARUKTUR DEW NUT STEEL.

(and yes, this is parody.)
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:iconsamijabrothers:
Samijabrothers Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
An epic bearded man!
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:iconmoonstar37:
Moonstar37 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Student General Artist
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, sleep all night and I work all day!" Awesome pick!!
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:iconanondesu:
AnonDesu Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
omg so kawaii

TN: Kawaii means moe
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:iconasheskyler:
AsheSkyler Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh she is soooo lovely! And I totally have those jeans in my closet too! <33333

(Long day of dealing with dumbasses triggered this piece then, eh? ;) )
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:iconneutralwolves:
neutraLwOLves Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
(sings monty python) "i'm a lumber jack and i;m ok..."
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:iconsilentturok18:
SilentTurok18 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAWT! :icondatassplz:
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:iconclockworkvirus:
ClockworkVirus Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Professional Interface Designer
Up here in Canada everyone looks like this, but we can tell genders apart by pheromone traces. You yanks just wouldn't understand.
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I went to Canada once. They commented on my luxurious beard.
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:iconclockworkvirus:
ClockworkVirus Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Professional Interface Designer
In our culture that's a great honour. Did the tribal chief of Canada challenge you to a beard-off?
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Nah.
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:iconstevebot-7:
Stevebot-7 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
She's a lumberjack and she's okay. I can only presume that on Wednesdays she goes shopping, and likes to press wild flowers.
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Only as much as your mother does. :3
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:iconstevebot-7:
Stevebot-7 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
She does, frequently and with gusto.
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:iconein-bisschen:
ein-bisschen Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
Looks a lot like my sister.
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Mine too. We are related to lovely ladies.
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
Cool
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Hot!
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:icondick-nation:
Dick-Nation Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
I love you.
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
In a totally platonic way.
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I love you too. :3
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:iconkriegsaffeno9:
KriegsaffeNo9 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
A fine blossom of womanhood.
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Yes.
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:icononionman:
OnionMan Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I'm an alcoholic and it's okay
I drink all night and I puke all day.
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:iconforsakendesire19:
forsakendesire19 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
wow she is kinda of hot with that axe
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Damn right she is.
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:iconardentninja:
ArdentNinja Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AUNT GERTRUDE, IS THAT YOU????
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Yes.
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:iconsolomen:
Solomen Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol I guess she's the answer to all the traps running around DA :iconackbarplz: :rofl:
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
POSSIBLEH. :D
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:iconblackthornrose:
BlackThornRose Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Next top model right here. Totally got my vote.
We love Gertrude!! :heart: :heart: :heart:
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Everyone does.
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:iconthevioletfox:
TheVioletFox Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
WIN.
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:iconaphexangel:
AphexAngel Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:D
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