some poll results

o.o just thought i'd show how some characters would react to some recent polls. o_o nothing is canon, these are merely theoretical



hey y'all. o_o you were expecting the ol' pink haired narrator to narrate some of this? well he got ridonculously drunk and high on New Years, and Sir Roland's busy putting up his tirade on YouTube ... so i'll do the honors here. o_o who am i? oh, im nobody. well, im really Sir Puffy Nippleton IX, but im also just ... some Wasted Space. we got 3 polls for ya. enjoy the following reactions ...

Favorite Protag ...
Sen: 3
Heilu: 5
Soun: 3

*holding a paper with a blank expression* ... holy shit, i won
o.O wait, i didn't win?
*eyes turn pink* i-im honored ... thanks, everyone ...
what the hell, man!? when my comic was running, the channel was at the height of its popularity! i should've been the one to have gotten 5!
im just glad i got a chance to participate. congratulations, Heilu
wow, the newbie's really polite
-3- he's also a ripoff of me. i had electric powers before he did
o_o i hate to break it to you ... but i was born with my powers. you just got yours from a black rock
o3o ohhhh shit, son
it's a Dark Stone!

Favorite Starter ...
Freya: 6
Lila: 2
Kotonoha: 5

even after all this time ... long after my series finished and long after my questionnaire was discontinued ... ehehehe~
my my ... im surprised i even got that many
you do have funny one liners. the one with the dick in page 22 still gets to me
*has a stoic blush* it's true, though
...
didn't you complain about popularity a long while back?
yeah, i did ... but i still can't believe i even got some votes. after the messed up shit i pulled, i fully expected zero ...
oh ... well, being in love leads you to do some crazy things ... i know ...
i've gone through some things myself
to still get some votes even after my actions ... i-it means so much ...
the guilt really hit her hard, huh ...
*hugs Lila* there there, let it all out ...
what, you expect us to end this part in a joke here? next!

Best character of SN-SE excluding Soun ...
Selene: 2
Hau: 2
Lillie: 0
Gladion: 1
Barry the Barista: 2

-3-;; only 7? what's with you people!?
o.o why am i in a big tie for first?
o.O;; why do i have 0!?
._.;; why was i included, i've only made appearances in 2 pages so far
and how did i get included?
well, you do appear pretty often, yeah?
o.O;; the other 2 polls had way more votes! come on, i should've been bathing in em ... -w- or had enough to cover my face with
well, to be fair, we're not the stars of the show. some of us don't even appear that much *looks at Lillie*
=3= hey, i've appeared plenty
check your script, sis. you hardly appear at all for Akala Island
o.O what?! -3- i need a new gig, where's my agent
your agent's being hit on by Selene
w-what are you doing, ma'am!?
*feeling up his junk* so how'd you like to take a tour of the chocolate factor-*gets hit by a chair* bacon pancaaaaaakes~ *falls over*
*panting heavily* ....... ._.;; hey Barry, can you make some Roserade Tea?
*holding a cup* already planned on it
._.;; im gonna need several



i don't own Pokemon or The Nuzlocke Challenge