some poll results 4

and one more for the collection (the previous ones)

o3o;; meant to do this for some time. o.o made a bunch of em just for these theoretical reactions and shit. these ain't canon. o.o although they have a bit of canon in em here and there. it's just the reactions to the polls that aren't ... o_o;; because come on, how could i make all that story relevant? o.o i could do it with a few incredibly raunchy RP's from back when XN-HV was still ongoing, but not these



Wasted Space here ... with a whopping 10. <_<;; whew, this is tiring. i can see why ol' Michael Jackson is so exasperated by his job. well, here we go ...

which currently shown totem is best totem?
Kinniku-Ou: 1
El Monstro: 3
Succubus: 4
Sayuri: 3
i haven't read SN-SE: 1

well it's only to be expected. i mean, come on. look at me~
it should've been me, dammit! i caused way more chaos and death than all of you combined!
well i had the most destructive power! did you see how ripped i became!?
BAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
-_- ugh, good thing only we were shown. i can only imagine how ridiculous this would turn out if Zeus or Drago came
._. wait, what about We-
o___o shhh ... we don't speak of the Wendigo ...
o.O you spoke his name!?
... *shakes* weeennnndiiiiiigoooooooo ...
*the school splits apart*
  ... o.O now look at what you've done!
<_<;; calm down, you babies. that monster's stuck in Ula'Ula. besides, i heard he hasn't done a single attack in years
._. man, i feel sorry for the poor bastard who faces him next
you, an angry bitch, feel sorry? ... o_o;; actually, yeah. that makes sense. we've seen what he's capable of ... *shudders* ... o3o welp, good thing we don't have to worry about that. so how did you die?
BAAAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!
o_o a Litten from a trainer you tore apart and ate a few years ago? ._. talk about irony. -3- i died after killing this dumb cat's harem. got impaled by the bone of a Gyarados i ate and was struck by some hellish lightning
o___o;; i had the worst death out of all of you ... i was violently bisected, burned alive, and devoured by a MAJORLY off Salandit that could only say "bae"
o.O;; that's the same little bastard that killed me! ;3; eaten by the Royal Avenue Beast ... Wendigo, please kill that thing ...

o3o fun fact. they've all suffered the same fate; being eaten by something. some wild Yungoos devoured Kinniku-Ou's singed remains, Kotonoha sustained herself on El Monstro's charred corpse when she was learning how to swim, and Amphy gruesomely ate both Succubus and Sayuri. let's see if this continues later on

which currently shown trial captain is best captain?
Ilima: 3
Lana: 2
Kiawe: 1
Mallow: 2
i haven't read SN-SE: 0

well, of course i would win~
they must've thought you were too hilarious of a villain
you did make some hilarious faces
and died in the most hilarious way
o.O what!? it was because of my skill and cunning!
oh, of course. you're so skilled
-3- at least someone sees that
actually, i was ... kidding!
OOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH!?!?
heh. skilled at being androgynous is more like it
hah!

who is best member of the narration team?
the pink haired narrator (A.K.A. Michael Jackson): 1
Sir Roland, the drumming Mr. Mime: 2
the wasted space (A.K.A. Sir Puffy Nippleton IX): 1
i haven't read SN-SE: 1

no surprise there were so few for this ... also no surprise that Sir Roland won. o3o shame they don't appear for these segments, would've liked to see their reactions

who do you think is the dumbest character ... in terms of intelligence?
Soun: 4
Selene: 1
Hau: 1
Felix: 2
Hau's entire team: 1
Dave, that one Team Skull grunt that made that poop joke in 22: 5
i haven't read SN-SE: 0

why were there so many votes for me!?
why was i added in this!?
oh, a lot of reasons, Selene
why have a poll ovah us, mayun?
oh, lots of reasons, dude
RIDE DA WAVE!
ICCH ESSE KINDER
how did i win?! im not even the Dave that did that!
;3; i know lots of stuff. i know i fucked up a bunch of times, but i-o_o there's more than 1 Dave?
yeah. we're all named Dave. even the girls. speaking of which. hey Dave, if you're watching this, i saw you cheating on me with Dave, you hot bitch! don't think i don't know shit!
o3o pfft. probably thought you weren't Dave enough
im twice the Dave that guy will ever be!
let's just go to the next one already ...
for the record, the correct answer was indeed that Dave

who do you think is the smartest character ... in terms of intel-=3=;; what other terms could there be for that ...
Soun: 1
Lillie: 4
Kotonoha: 1
Xander: 1
Felix: 3
Barry the Barista: 2
i haven't read SN-SE: 0

well at least i was an option here
o.o;; how did i win?
possibly because you're the only sane person here
could also be for sexist reasons, <_<;; but let's not enter that territory, there won't be a winner
*farts loudly*
how did you get the 2nd most votes? ._.;; and why do your farts smell like lavender scented bath salts?
and the answer? well, surprise surprise, the answer is Barry the Barista. followed closely by Xander
yeah, that makes more sense
yeah
next

do you think a character like Selene could be redeemed somehow?
o3o yeah: 6
-3- hell no, she's a dumb bitch: 2
who cares? she's hot: 2
im a neutral option: 3
i haven't read SN-SE: 0

o.O;; what the hell do they mean by that question?! and who are the 2 jackoffs who voted no!? *shakes the camera* =3= answer me dammit! ._.;; uh oh. o.O;; oh shit, don't fa-
... o3o;; the narrator did it! *runs off* whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop~

who do you think Soun should end up with?
Selene: 3
Lillie: 1
Kotonoha: 2
Mallow: 2
someone else: 0
he's a strong independent woman who don't need no man: 7
i haven't read SN-SE: 0

obviously, they made the right choice. -w- i had the most~
._.;; why was i an option? i don't feel anything for him
oh, that's easy. people have a tendency to ship their protagonists with you in their stories, so that was most likely it
o.o me and him? ... well, he is amusing. he's also very nice and well meaning
also, he's got a huge cock! that's what matters most!
._. you are the most irredeemable person ... <_<;; no wonder people clamored for the joke option

do you think Maddie will bite the dust?
no way, shes gonna live. LIIIIVE: 3
well, considering what happened to the others Huwie was with ...: 2
im a neutral option: 2
i haven't read SN-SE: 1

how could they make a poll for that!?
._.;; im not the one who makes em. let's ... just go to the next one ...

what is best ship?
Soun x Selene: 1
Soun x Kotonoha: 2
Soun x Lillie: 0
Soun x Mallow: 1
Hau x Lillie: 0
Hau x malasada: 4
Huwie x Maddie: 2
Huwie x all the girls, dammit: 2
im a neutral option: 1
i haven't read SN-SE: 0

o.o;; why is Soun paired with so many people?
why didn't i win this one!?
*holding a malasada* -w- why are you so delicious~
and why is this still ongoing? ... ._. and why doesn't Soun appear for these ...

could you see Selene playing an instrument?
o3o i don't see why not: 9
<_<;; she's a dumb bitch, she's probably talentless too: 0
im a neutral option: 2
i haven't read SN-SE: 0

all right, more positive shit here. well i can play an instrument. im a great guitarist! ... -3-;; but i got booed off a ukulele playing contest years ago in Iki just because i was a foreigner. ;3; they didn't give my original song a chance. o.O;; and a Pichu of all things won it! -3- i swear, if i see that Brody guy, im gonna shove my foot so far up his ass it'll come out his mouth!

somewhere ...

whoa ... i feel some really unjustified anger somewhere, brah *belches* ... never mind! Hudson, let's raid the malasada shop, bro!
huh, this didn't end with a destroyed camera
YEAUH! *humps the camera to pieces for no reason*
-_- me and my big mouth



i don't own Pokemon or The Nuzlocke Challenge