Two Cents - Totem Salazzle

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o3o a series of my take on the totems in the stupid comic they're in. o.o it also has my 2 cents on em in the games. o_o this only applies to SuMo since Ultra SuMo made an Alolan Marowak the totem (and simply made this sexy bitch his concubine)

o_o nicknamed Succubus by Kiawe, this Salazzle is pretty much the queen of bitches. her personality's disgusting, she can summon many of her used and abused masochistic sex slaves in a snap, and she has enough power to boast, easily being able to fire off friggin maelstroms of death from her palms. Succubus could seduce any living thing just by merely looking at them. their gender or sexual orientation doesn't matter, her pheromones will do the trick. however, this doesn't work on the oblivious ... or Amphisbaena, who proceeded to horribly cannibalize her. ._.;; yikes, what a fate ...

my 2 cents on the 3rd totem

Salazzle ... isn't really a hard totem to face. the poke itself is pretty frail. and while Fire/Poison is awesome offensively, it isn't so great defensively. a single Hydro Vortex should do. and if you don't have something that can utilize the nuke for some reason (surf or fish anywhere, ya dingus), then get a Mudbray. they're very common, you're likely to get one even in a Nuzlocke (says the guy who didn't get it). o_o if you've grinded it enough, one Bulldoze will one shot her at full health, even with a sex slav-err, a meat shiel-err, an ally. o_o despite these many shortcomings, i wouldn't underestimate it. it's far from being the hardest totem, but it's not really the easiest either



i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used