Tale of Yanlen 30

EPILOGUE

Yanlen returned home ... and left home again. she headed to the hick town, Solaceon, for a couple good reasons. the 2 months wasted there training and looking for Lucky Eggs made it feel like home. she even had a house built in the outskirts near the Solaceon cave. not right next to it, though. in her time there, she grew her hair out, everyone trained there, and of course there was the daycare. Strawberry and Jelly were still there. o3o also, the hicks there had huge dicks, so it made Yanlen happy. and so Yanlen decided to reside in Solaceon with her team ...

one year later ...

Yanlen: *resting in her home* zzz ... dicks ... zzz ...

B.F.: *looking* this doesn't surprise me

Hana: yeah ... but she's happy, right?

B.F.: yep

Yanlen mostly rested, having all the time in the world to relax (as well as fuck). B.F. remained as her guardian. he often trained just to be stronger. Hana did the same thing. and no, B.F. and Hana aren't a couple. just good friends. o_o you're thinking that kind of pairing is original, right? WRONG! LE-The-Creator also has an InfernapeXRoserade pairing. o_o point is, they're just friends who work as Yanlen's guardians

Sewer: *playing around in the mud*

Sludge: XD ha!

Umi: seriously?!?! O3O i just cleaned him!!!

Sludge: well he takes after his dad, right?

Sewer: *laughing*

Umi: clean him or no sex!

Sludge: O3O what?!!?!?!

Umi: i'll let you try the backdoor again~

Sludge: O3O clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere *scrubs Sewer*

Sewer: 3@ she wants you to do the backdoor? *being scrubbed*

Sludge: right

Sewer: 3@ quickly, or you'll lose the chance!

Sludge and Umi had a kid. a male Buizel who was appropriately dubbed "Sewer". made sense since Sludge was a skunk. oh and of course, Sludge and Umi did it every day. and wildly. o3o sometimes Sewer watched. this ended up with him getting a dirty mind. o3o so yeah, he was dirty inside and out. lawl

Aiko: mom, can i play with Sewer?

Silk: he's filthy! why play with him???

Aiko: o3o he's a nice guy!

Silk: fine ... =3= but wash after!

as for Silk? well for 8 months, she was morbidly depressed. made sense since she lost Buzz. Aiko was also sad, but the 2 realized they still had each other. they knew Buzz would be watching the 2 of them in heaven ... or wherever pokemon go when they die. it was practically impossible, but they somehow made it through

Z: ... it's nice seeing them happy again ...

Z became the guardian for Aiko and Silk. he was the guy (bell thing) who avenged Buzz after all, so it would only be right

Berry: *dancing on her own* look! mom taught me this!

Sasquatch: she's beautiful

Sakura: *sitting on Sasquatch's shoulder* it wasn't easy, but she did it. she wanted to do it. it was still cute when she tried

Sasquatch: ._. ... she doesn't realize yet that that was the dance you did on our anniversary in bed, right?

Sakura: o3o no, she doesn't know yet

Berry: *dancing*

Sasquatch and Sakura also had a kid. a little female Cherubi named Berry. the berry on her side was blue, so the name was very fitting. she's kind hearted and likes to dance. and for some reason, she has a crush on Sewer. o3o anyway, they all lived peacefully and happily, and what of the others?

Strawberry and Jelly; *making sweet, lesbian love*

the daycare man: you have to admit, this is pretty hot

the daycare lady: *bitch slaps the daycare man* you never do that to me anymore!

the 2 in the daycare became a lesbian couple. made sense since it was the daycare. also, the daycare man and daycare lady divorced after many years of frustration. they discovered that they were both gay *hit by tomato*

Ronald: what do you mean you don't agree with me?! do you know who im dealing with?! *presses the button and a loud explosion is heard* ahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!

Ducky: o_o who mixed alcohol in his coffee?

Rockman-Z: that was alcohol?!

and through random means, Ronald became the president of Sinnoh, with Rockman-Z as the vice president and Ducky as the secretary. it's unknown how it all happened. oh, and Ronald blew up part of Mt. Coronet. ... hey, it deserved to be blown up!

a golbat: no it didn't! *crushed by a giant rock*

anyway, there you have it. everyone lived peacefully and happily ever after ... and that line is so overused that it isn't even funny. really. name one fairy tale that doesn't have that ending? if you actually name me one, i will come out from the computer and cut off your-*transmission cut*



The End


(excluding Aiko, Sewer, and Berry)
Total PKMN caught: 40
Total Deceased: 27
Total Alive: 13