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Tale of Yanlen 29

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FINAL CHALLENGE pt. 2

Yanlen went on ahead, but with a team of 5 now. together, they face off against their final opponent; the champion ...

Yanlen: o_o you're seriously the champion?

Cynthia: yes i am. and i see you grew your hair longer, :meow: this pleases Cynthia ...

Yanlen: o.O wut?

B.F.: ._. ...

Cynthia: the way you look makes me wetter than a piplup using water sport ...

Z: water sport users are generally wet ...

Hana: ._. could we just get battling? you're obviously a weird bisexual weirdo who made love in this room many times

Cynthia: O3O how did you know? :lol: i had a sexy 3 some with this kid and his male Garchomp ... he recorded everything ... it was perfect ...

Umi: ._. wait, there's another person with a garchomp in this region? that's impossible. wasn't that your own garchomp?

Cynthia: no! my Garchomp is a girl, that would be impossible! besides, i check her there constantly :heart:

Yanlen: O3O she's more insane than i am!

Sasquatch: well she is a female champion, so it isn't surprising

Cynthia: interested in an orgy?

Yanlen: :) orgy?

Hana: Yanlen! o_o we came to challenge you, Cynthia

B.F.: *flame burns intensely* bring in the first victim

Cynthia: fine! kick their asses!

Spiritomb: i have no weaknesses, therefore i have breasts!

B.F.: i don't see any *uses a single flare blitz*

Spiritomb: X_X im dead

Gastrodon: uwaaaahhhhh!!!

Hana: *giga drain*

Gastrodon: X_X im a used condom ...

Roserade: they were weak. but i am not!

Umi: *uses ice fang*

Roserade: 3@ i like Pirate Hitler, he always makes me laugh ...

Yanlen: ._. i expected more of a challenge

Cynthia: fine! take this! *releases her Lucario*

Lucario: i will destroy you all ...

Z: i'll take it *goes in and uses future sight*

Lucario: ... *aura sphere*

Z: *hit* ....... *uses psychic*

Lucario: ugh! ... that isn't enough to beat m-*future sight* X_X one time i farted, it was funny

Cynthia: TAKE THIS THEN! *releases her Milotic*

Milotic: im sexy and you know it~

Hana: i got her *disappears in extreme speeds*

Milotic: wha?

Hana: *appears behind her and uses petal dance*

Milotic: *critical hit* o.O HHHWWWOOOAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! *falls* 3@ derp

Cynthia: how?!?!! fine, you forced me to play my last card!

Yanlen: o_o this is Yu-Gi-Oh now? o3o go Dark Magician with boobies! attack!

B.F.: *facepalm*

Hana: *facepalm*

Sasquatch: *facepalm*

Z: *facepalm*

Umi: :lol: lawl

Cynthia: *releases her garchomp*

Garchomp: *roars menacingly*

Yanlen: o.O ho fuck!!!!

Sasquatch: it's finally my time to shine *enters and it starts hailing*

Yanlen, Hana, and Umi: *wears helmets*

B.F.: *flames burn away the hail*

Z: *barely feeling anything* go Sasquatch

Sasquatch: *preparing for a blizzard*

Garchomp: you're taking forever, take action now! *uses brick break* *critical hit*

Sasquatch: o.O hork! *coughs blood*

Yanlen: O_O Sasquatch!!!!!

Sasquatch: *vomits blood* ....... you really think i'll leave Sakura alone? *still standing with 8 HP*

Umi: O3O holy shit!

Sasquatch: *breathes in and releases a critical blizzard*

Garchomp: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *completely freezes and shatters into tiny pieces* X_X ...

Cynthia: O.O *gasp*

Yanlen: o3o ... :dummy: we won!

everyone: *cheers*

Cynthia: well ... you're the champion now ... ._. and how the hell will i heal everyone like this? o_o oh yeah, revives

Yanlen and the team: *busy cheering*

and so, Yanlen won. the E4 was beaten and so was Cynthia. there was one casualty, however ... but they still won in the end, didn't they? they became the new champions. although it's really just a title, it doesn't mean she would stay alone in that room instead of Cynthia. no one does. for gods sake, there's a champion every week! anyway, Yanlen returned back home and the pokemon in the center returned to the PC ...



epilogue coming soon

current team

B.F. (male Infernape) - lvl 65

Hana (female Roserade) - lvl 63

Umi (female Floatzel) - lvl 60

Sasquatch (male Abomasnow) - lvl 60

Z (Bronzong) - lvl 60

boxed

Rockman-Z (male Graveler) - lvl 49

Sakura (female Cherrim) - lvl 49

Silk (female Beautifly) - lvl 50

Aiko (female Dustox) - lvl 25

Ronald (male Mr Mime) - lvl 49

Sludge (male Skuntank) - lvl 50

Ducky (female Golduck) - lvl 51

in daycare

Jelly (female Tentacool) - lvl 32

Strawberry (female Tentacruel) - lvl 33
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[12/29/20] o.o and that was the run itself. o_o if i ever made a real take on Cynthia, it wouldn't be this. o3o i mean, she'd very likely be a super kinky bitch, o.o but this just had no thought put into it whatsoever. ^^; it really was that close, though. if Sasquatch hadn't survived, i don't know what i would've done ... o.o well, figuratively. literally, i would've just had Umi one shot with Ice Fang

^^; might as well say the references for the few non-sequiturs said by some of Cynthia's pokes once they went down. o3o Pirate Hitler was a YGOTAS reference. ^^; i made a lot of those in WN-SJ. they're practically the only things that still hold up for that run. o.o and the fart thing? that was a non-sequitur from a Drew Pickles video. there was this meme about him being the gayest man in the world committing some vile acts with his mast-o-donic 300 million mile long cock. o3o;; by now, most of those old videos are dead

o_o yeah. just as you see

oh, and this is what was referenced earlier rule34 paheal net/post/view/395321 (WARNING! Rule 34. don't look if you're offended by Pokephilia and ... o3o well, porn in general)
[12/29/20. reposted with a much less harmful link, just add periods where the spaces are. o3o fun fact, the guy who drew this made the infamous Faithful Tepig doujins]



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