Tale of Yanlen 27

THE ROAD TO VICTORY

Yanlen traversed ahead to Victory Road. Hana was placed in the PC since she thought Buzz would use more training. Rockman-Z and Ducky were taken out since Rockman-Z is a perfect cave HM slave and since Ducky knew surf. Umi didn't know surf because special attacks weren't her strong point. she did know waterfall, though. and so they traversed ...

Buzz: *training hard*

B.F.: determined, huh?

Buzz: yeah. there's a psychic user for the E4 and im the perfect candidate against the psy-user. assuming i'll get picked, im training hard for the moment

Yanlen: im not too sure on who else i should use besides B.F. and Hana

Umi: we'll figure it all out at the end of the cave

ace trainer: depending if you'll get out alive! bwahahahahahaha-*gets frozen to death along with his pokemon*

Sasquatch: this guy was pissing me off

everyone: totally understandable!

some extra time later ...

blackbelt: fear mah muscles!!!! *lets out his machamp*

machamp: im a homo. im coming after the sexy fire ape

B.F.: -_- the writer seriously need to stop with the gay jokes

Buzz: i got this

machamp: i want the sexy faggy buttsex ape, not the ugly little-*head explodes* X_X

Buzz: you've just been Psychic'd!

B.F.: you sure you want to go with that?

Buzz: yeah, i don't see why not

many MANY violent battles later ...

Yanlen: *runs out* we made it!!! o.o it took a while, but we made it

Buzz: *a lot stronger* and it made excellent training

Sasquatch: i guess. the writer shortened it heavily

AoiSora19S: well that was all the noteworthy stuff mentioned

Sasquatch: o.O wtf?

AoiSora19S: *gone*

Sasquatch: ._. ...

Ducky: well let's go on

Rockman-Z: i know i won't be chosen, considering my own typing, but im ok with it

Umi: R-Z, you're really cool, you know?

Rockman-Z: yeah. im good with whatever fate i take

B.F.: you remind me of the original Rockman. he was a good guy. relaxed, too. sucks that he was taken out by Mars's Purugly ...

Rockman-Z: he was? what about Rockman2? i know there was a # 2 since i'm a Z

B.F.: he was killed by a wild cleffa's magical leaf. we hardly knew him ...

Rockman-Z: man ... well you finally got your revenge on Mars when you blasted her to the heavens back at the Spear Pillar

Umi: o_o Spear Pillar?

Yanlen: you wouldn't know, Umi. we got you right after those events. only me, B.F., Hana, and R-Z know what happened back there. Ocean also knew but ...

Umi: *head goes down* yeah ... who the fuck lets a Mr Mime with no electric moves in a fucking electric gym?!

Ducky: that sounds really stupid

Yanlen: yeah ... up the waterfall!!!

a few minutes later ...

Yanlen: so it's finally going to end, huh?

B.F.: yeah. a lot has happened. there isn't a single survivor, other than myself and Buzz, from the original teams. i don't count Silk since she was almost never used. Batso died, Rockman died, Electra died, Meli and Yuli died, Dextra died, Hiten and Sayoko died, and finally, Shela perished at the Spear Pillar ...

Yanlen: but soon, it'll all be over when we enter this door ...

Hana: indeed

Yanlen: O_O Hana! where'd you come from?

Hana: the PC. logicless world, blah blah blah, you get the point. everyone else came out too

everyone who is still alive: *out the PC*

Sakura: Ronald did some research on the E4

Ronald: *clears throat* you'll face the bug user Aaron first. he shouldn't be so hard since you have Burstflame. next is the ground user, Bertha. Hana should be able to handle her easy. after her is the fire user, Flint

Yanlen: o.O the gay clown?!?!

B.F.: well he isn't exactly gay, more like pedophilic. that's worse

Ronald: he's a fire user, so either Ducky or Umi would do well. and finally, is the psychic user, Lucian. Sludge, Silk, and Buzz are viable options

Sludge: aw yeah!

Ronald: the champion is a gorgeous woman named Cynthia

Yanlen: Cynthia, Cynthia .. why does that sound familiar?

B.F.: she's the weird woman who gave you medicine for the psyducks

Yanlen: o.O that lady who saw me naked one time?!

Sludge: and she's smokin hot! if i didn't have Umi, i woul-

Umi: =_= shut it! o.o wow. now i know how you felt when i commented on B.F. ...

Sludge: heh heh

Sakura: any more info, Ronald?

Ronald: she has no set type. she has a variety of types. but the one to be most aware of is her Garchomp. i strongly suggest using Sasquatch

Umi: hey, i know Ice Fang! i can take that thing out with my cold bite!

Ronald: better if you don't. you're not too defensive

Yanlen: o.o ok ... so B.F. and Hana, definitely. but who else ...

Sakura: me?

Yanlen: sorry, Sakura. i already have a grass type. im also sorry that i don't use you very often, but you were a great help at Pastoria! you took out that Floatzel!

Sakura: ^_^ it's ok

Silk: what about me?! you used me the least times out of anyone! even Z was used more!

Z: *floating* ... actually, Strawberry and Jelly were used the least ...

Yanlen: sorry, Silk. o_o but there's no way i can use you. Buzz, you'll be chosen for Lucian

Silk: what?!?!?! i trained very hard and i ... T_T oh what's the use?

Aiko: o.o don't cry, mommy. im not being used either

Silk: that's because you're too young, Aiko!

Yanlen: would you shut up!? im not using you and that's that! i don't want to lose you. and besides, Buzz is stronger! and without you, who would take care of Aiko?!

Silk: O_O ... *cries a little* im so sorry ...

Yanlen: no, im the one who's sorry ...

Silk: no, i-

Buzz: we get it, we get it. and don't worry about me. i'll be ok. believe in me, Silk

Silk: ... i do

Aiko: go daddy! you can do it!

Buzz: i can. i promise, i'll come out of this alive

Z: who else will you use, Yanlen?

Yanlen: gotta use Umi. wouldn't want B.F. to be the only physical attacker

Umi: yeah!

Sludge: me, me, me ...

Yanlen: we'll need Sasquatch to freeze that land shark thing

Sasquatch: yes!

Sakura: ^_^ be safe, ok? survive to the end!

Sasquatch: i will

Yanlen: and finally ...

Sludge: come on ...

Yanlen: Z! for coverage

Z: hm?

Sludge: aw fuck!!!!

Umi: sorry you didn't get picked, Sludge

Sludge: damn it! really wanted to kick that psychic user's ass!

Ronald: that's all you would've been used for, really

Sludge: fuck! and what about Umi?!

Umi: don't worry, i'll make it out. im strong, remember?

Sludge: fine ... and when you come back *making funny looking symbols with his paws* 10 times and continuing. no rest!

Umi: ^///^ oh Sludge ... fine!

B.F.: o_o any other girl would've been disgusted

Yanlen: ok! let's train a little more. guys, you can go back in the boxes

Rockman-Z: nah, they have a TV here. there isn't one in the PC. Hoenn has them, but Sinnoh doesn't ... well, we want to see your battles

Yanlen: ok. got it. o.o i wonder ... o_o yeah, they do have a TV in the daycare. Strawberry and Jelly will be watching

B.F.: might want to train first ...

a long period of training later ...

Yanlen: ok, let's do it!

PINGAS: oh, not yet! first, you gotta battle me!

Yanlen: arceus dammit!!!!!



to be continued ...

current team

B.F. (male Infernape) - lvl 63

Hana (female Roserade) - lvl 61

Umi (female Floatzel) - lvl 59

Buzz (Mothim. they're all male) - lvl 59

Sasquatch (male Abomasnow) - lvl 59

Z (Bronzong) - lvl 59

boxed

Rockman-Z (male Graveler) - lvl 49

Sakura (female Cherrim) - lvl 49

Silk (female Beautifly) - lvl 50

Aiko (female Dustox) - lvl 25

Ronald (male Mr Mime) - lvl 49

Sludge (male Skuntank) - lvl 50

Ducky (female Golduck) - lvl 51

in daycare

Jelly (female Tentacool) - lvl 31

Strawberry (female Tentacruel) - lvl 32