Tale of Yanlen 26

LUCKY EGG

and so, Yanlen and her team went with Sludge's idea of getting Lucky Eggs for easy training. Ronald was trained until he learned Trick. this sounded easy, however, trying to get them was much easier said than done ...

Ronald: *using Trick* oval stone

Yanlen: again?! that's the 5th one in a row!

Sludge: i never said this would be easy

Umi: yeah. so, want to kill the people in the fancy restaurant again, Sludge?

Sludge: yeah!

Umi and Sludge: *runs off happily*

Yanlen: ^_^ they're so cute together

B.F.: hopefully, they don't end up like Hiten and Sayoko

Hana: they'll always be missed ...

Ducky: hi!

Yanlen: O_O how did you get out of the box?

Ducky: this is Pokemon! is there any real logic anywhere?

Yanlen: o_o good point. o.o you remind me of Derp, only you're cuter and less derpier

Ducky: well while looking for Chanseys, you could always make me fight the non-chanseys

Yanlen: that's not a bad idea, Ducky

it wouldn't be until 3 days of searching that Ducky would evolve. her method worked well, although it was long and hard. no, not like a penis. at least not this time

3 days later ...

Ducky: *very high leveled and evolved* still no egg? this really is hard ...

Ronald: *uses trick* no item

Yanlen: fuck!!! well at least the training is good. and we won't rest until we find enough lucky eggs to train everyone!

B.F.: or at least 3

Yanlen: yeah. o.o and i should try this method with the others too. just look at Ducky! 3 days of non-stop ass kicking of the random pokemon here and she's as strong as you guys now! you guys are next

3 more days later ...

Ronald: *uses trick* oval stone

B.F.: that sucks

Hana: ok, how many oval stones is that now?

Sludge: *counting* 23

Umi: wow. o.o you know, Ducky's method thing really helped out. we're a lot stronger now

Sludge: yeah. hey Yanlen!

Yanlen: yeah?

Sludge: try this out for the guys in the box!

Yanlen: really think i should?

Sludge: yeah! it's a good idea in case one of us dies. o_o oops, too morbid. o3o it'll help out with your strategies or something like that

Yanlen: yeah!

and so, Yanlen tried it out. everyone from out of the box was taken out. even D Man. unfortunately, the main daycare dweller had died after one level ....... Yanlen went to Oreburgh while her team trained

Yanlen: i forgot that i dug this up a while back. o3o revive it

some time later ...

Yanlen: hi Rex

Rex: hi Yannie!

Yanlen: >3< aw, you're such a cute little Cranidos, yes you are! yes you are!

Rex: *laughing cutely* Yan-yan, i wuv you!

Yanlen: >3< i wuv you too, Rex!!!

unfortunately, he died in a training accident. didn't even gain more than 5 levels ... this left Yanlen in a pretty depressed state back at Solaceon

B.F.: it's the same for just about every important death she has. in fact, i bet it's like that for everyone who takes this challenge

Sludge: hey, don't insult those people. the only person who should be insulted like that is Papaya. o.O that chick seriously killed a togepi and fed it to her team just because he had Hustle for an ability!

Hana: no one is perfect. and she certainly isn't

Umi: neither is this Peanut girl. almost a week ago, while Ducky was being trained, Sludge and I found a tree in Route 205 with a list of deaths. and there were more than we can count. o_o and that's not an exaggeration, we're both bad at math. we used our paws to count

Hana: "Peanut"? i know her! i also took a walk in that area a few days back. i saw her swimming. o.o her breasts were just as large as Yanlen's breasts!

B.F.: o_o whoa. glad im not into doing humans or any kind of weird pokephilia. -3- unlike this weird green haired guy i read about on a newspaper entitled "Nimbasa destroyed by green haired Luffy"

Sasquatch: weird ass people. but then again, our trainer is also weird

B.F.: she really is. and i should know; i've known her longer than any of you guys have. in fact, when i evolved, she hit on me

Hana: well ... i can kind of see why. O_O not that im into you or anything, im really not! o_o but you do look good for an Infernape. certainly unique, that's for sure

Umi: yeah! your eyes are covered by your white hair, i've never seen them before. in many ways, that makes you hot. if i didn't have Sludge, i'd probably fawn over you

Sludge: o.O what?!?!

some more time later ..

Ronald: *uses Trick* Oval Stone

Sasquatch: *training* damn

Sludge and Umi: *making out passionately*

B.F.: do they have to do that in front of us?

Hana: ah, let them live and love

Sakura: ummm

Hana: ah, Sakura, why aren't you training?

Sakura: the giant snow monster is training ... he's kind of scary ...

Hana: no no, he only looks scary. Sasquatch is actually very nice and gentle

Sakura: really?

Hana: trust me, Sakura. now go to him and be friends

Sakura: ok! *goes to Sasquatch* ummm ...

Sasquatch: *looks back* hm?

Sakura: o.o c-can i train with you?

Sasquatch: you sound afraid

Sakura: well ... you do look scary ... and you're an ice type

Sasquatch: blame Arceus. and im also grass. Yanlen just inappropriately named me Sasquatch because she thought i was some kind of big snowy vigoroth thing

Sakura: she isn't very bright. i know this, and i don't even get used that much

Sasquatch: really?

Sakura: the only time i was really part of the team was back when Yanlen was getting her 4th gym badge

Sasquatch: well maybe she just didn't want to lose you

Sakura: ^_^ that's very nice

Sasquatch: yeah. she's an idiot, but she still cares for us

Sakura: ^___^ you're a very nice giant snow monster thingy

Sasquatch: and you're not so bad yourself, little flower bud thing

Sakura: im Sakura

Sasquatch: Sasquatch. but you already knew that

Hana: the 2 are getting along just fine, as i figured

Z: *also training* don't use me as a wedding bell

B.F.: ._. eh? ....... o3o oh, i get the joke now

even more time later ...

Ronald: *uses trick* O_O ... LUCKY EGG!!!!

Yanlen: o.O whuuuuuutttttt?!?!?!?!!?!?!

B.F.: O_O whoa, man! for real?!

Sasquatch: *carrying Sakura* you aren't joking, right?

Sakura: it's real? *sitting on Sasquatch's shoulder*

Ronald: yep! it's a real Lucky Egg!

Yanlen: after more than half a month!!!!!

some progress was made. after what seemed like forever, they had finally found one lucky egg. and they tried finding more after that. there was not much luck at all, really

Buzz: *training*

Silk: *watching* he's so strong ...

Aiko: o.o mommy, how did you 2 meet?

Silk: we met close around here. well it was actually unintentional. you see, Yanlen had left the 2 of us in the daycare. we didn't like each other very much at first, but then we got to know each other over time. ^///^ we fell in love and eventually, we made you, my little Aiko

Aiko: wow! could i be with someone in the daycare too?

Silk: O_O ... uhhhh ... wait til you're older, Aiko

Aiko: aww ...

Buzz: hey, Silk! you can also train too

Silk: nah. Yanlen probably won't use me at all. she never did, not even during Pastoria. and i knew a grass move!

Buzz: just do it! for me?

Silk: ^///^ aw, ok ... maybe Aiko could train a little?

Buzz: well we should be careful with her. Aiko! you're training too! you'll be a little more stronger now

Aiko: yay!!!

Ronald: *uses trick* i got another lucky egg!

Yanlen: O3O w00t!!!!!!

even more time later ...

Sasquatch and Sakura: *training together* ... *looks at each other, but then looks away blushing*

Hana: ^_^ aww, that's so sweet

B.F.: and thus, another couple is formed. or will eventually be formed

Hana: o_o yeah

Ronald: *uses trick* Lucky Egg!

Yanlen: YEAH!!!!!

over more time, they had found another lucky egg. and during the time, some more things happened. Sasquatch and Sakura officially became a couple. Aiko got stronger, along with her parents Buzz and Silk. Yanlen's hair grew a little longer. everyone (with the obvious exception of Aiko, as well as Strawberry and Jelly) was past lvl 45. but realizing all the time they had wasted, everyone stopped training and moved ahead ...

the amount of battles it took to find the eggs: enough to find 3 shinies (it was seriously a lot)
the amount of oval stones found: 83 (all of which were sold)
total time wasted: 200 million years (2 months. seriously)

eventually, Yanlen and her team had traversed to Victory Road to finally finish their challenge ...



to be continued


current team

B.F. (male Infernape) - lvl 59

Buzz (Mothim. they're all male) - lvl 51

Ducky (female Golduck) - lvl 51

Umi (female Floatzel) - lvl 50

Sasquatch (male Abomasnow) - lvl 50

Rockman-Z (male Graveler) - lvl 49

boxed

Hana (female Roserade) - lvl 57

Sakura (female Cherrim) - lvl 49

Silk (female Beautifly) - lvl 50

Aiko (female Dustox) - lvl 25

Ronald (male Mr Mime) - lvl 49

Z (Bronzong) - lvl 50

Sludge (male Skuntank) - lvl 50

in daycare

Jelly (female Tentacool) - lvl 30

Strawberry (female Tentacruel) - lvl 31

fallen

Batso (male Zubat) lvl 4 - 6
I Suck (female Magikarp) lvl 6 - 6
Rockman (male Geodude) lvl 4 - 11
Sea (male Shellos W.) lvl 8 - 8
Electra (female Shinx) lvl 4 - 13
Yuli (female Meditite) lvl 13 - 13
Meli (female Buizel) lvl 10 - 13
Dextra (female Aipom) lvl 7 - 27
Rockman2 (male Geodude) - lvl 14 - 14
Metali (female Burmy) - lvl 13 - 19
Derp (male Psyduck) - lvl 22 - 24
Shadow (male Gastly) lvl 16 - 16
Qilin (male Girafarig) lvl 21 - 21
Mei (female Chansey) - lvl 18 - 18
Hiten (male Pachirisu) - lvl 7 - 32
Demoness (female Gyarados) - lvl 20 - 23
Sayoko (female Lopunny) - lvl 10 - 36
Mary (Vespiquen. they're all female) - lvl 6 - 23
Devil (male Gyarados) - lvl 16 - 27
Auros (male Lucario) - lvl 1 - 36
Fuu (female Medicham) - lvl 27 - 40
Rurru (Blissey. they're all female) - lvl 1 - 42
Shela (female Staraptor) - lvl 3 - 47
Ocean (male Gastrodon E.) - lvl 23 - 46
D-Man (Unown D) - lvl 17 - 43
Rex (male Cranidos) - lvl 20 - 23