Tale of Yanlen 25

THE FINAL GYM pt. 2 - nostalgia and new training

Ocean's death was very crushing. he was a vital member. he was there for Iron Island, Auros's birth and death, B.F.'s incredibly brutal slaughter of Dialga, everything after the 5th gym. he was definitely needed for the 8th since it was an electric gym. and i reiterate; who the fuck puts a mr mime that knows no electric moves in a fucking electric gym?! i mean seriously! what the fuck, gamefreak?! first you make a fish that looks like a little pistol turn into an octopus and now this?! ... anyhow, they had all left the gym to train a little more

a female psyduck: quack!

Yanlen: o_o cities and towns that have bodies of water count too, right? *catches it* see ya, Ducky!

Sludge and Umi: *heading to the restaurant*

B.F.: man, those 2 morons are the new Hiten and Sayoko

Hana: only more older in human years and more violent. i still miss them ...

B.F.: we all do, Hana

Rockman-Z: i've been wondering. other than being the best, is there really a purpose for doing all of this?

Sasquatch: i've also been thinking that

Yanlen: > the main purpose is to have hot sex with the sexy male gym leaders!

B.F.: -_- let me translate: making friends is another purpose

Yanlen: :3 maybe i could have a hot, sexy 3-some with Roark and Volkner ...

B.F.: "being there for your friends and being the best are the only real purposes, really"

Yanlen: =w= and Riley can join in too. the 3 of them occupying each of my holes and then cumming all over me inside and out at the end ... *moans and faints*

B.F.: "the guy who made this never really made any actual purpose for this other than the 2 aforementioned. who writes this crap anyway?"

Hana: o_o you can translate her own sexual desires into sensible english?

B.F.: yeah *holding a book* you can find it in the Canalave Library. it was behind the S&M books

Hana: ._. somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all with the writer's random sex references in just about everything he makes

AoiSora19S: hey! T~T i work hard with what i do ...

a period of training later ...

Yanlen: to the sexy man!!!!!

Rockman-Z: i got this. im probably just a mere HM slave to you guys, but i can still be useful, now can i?

B.F.: go crazy

some easy battles later ...

Volkner: so you finally made it. and i-whoa, she has some huge tits. how old is she?

B.F.: she's 16. and she's very horny for you. just letting you know

Yanlen: *drooling* if i win, then you get to sleep with me

B.F.: she wants you to plow her hard

Volkner: eh, i'll just win like i always do ... boring ...

Yanlen: YOU WILL DO ME!!!!! *explosions appear in the background*

Umi: sorry, spilled some juice on the wires

Sludge: o.o thanks for taking the blame, Umi

Umi: ^///^ don't worry about it

Volkner: well someone is determined. this should be an interesting battle! fine! if you win, i spend a night with you

Yanlen: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *breathes fire*

Hana: ._. now that is what i call determination!

and then ...

B.F.: *pummels raichu*

raichu: X_X

octillery: bwaha!

Hana: *defeats it like nothing*

Volkner: i may have underestimated you *lets ambipom out*

ambipom: im a normal type! fear my normal PINGAS!

B.F.: *literally breaks it in half* and this guy is bored of winnning easily?

luxray: *pulsing with electricity* don't underestimate us *uses thunder wave*

B.F.: O_O ... o_o *trying to move but can't* well, this sucks

Rockman-Z: *goes in and uses earthquake*

luxray: *heavily damaged* very nice. but not nice enough *uses crunch* *critical hit*

Rockman-Z: ugghh!! *still standing but barely* why the hell does dark do normal damage against rock?!

Hana: *goes in* i got this *takes it out quickly*

luxray: 3@

Volkner: ._. ... well, that was interesting. o_o shows i need more training. o3o maybe i should get a jolteon ...

Yanlen: >:3 oh electric boy! our deal~<3

Volkner: oh, right *takes out a remote and clicks it* *the area behind him opens a secret room, revealing a bed and mini bar*

B.F.: you were prepared for this, right?

Volkner: im fucking Volkner, of course i was! have you seen how many fangirls i have?!

Sasquatch: yes. i froze some of them to death

a group of fangirls: *frozen with heart shaped eyes*

Volkner: i only do this for the real battles i have. and there weren't any. the fangirls that came were all just plain gross. orange hair here is kinda hot, though

B.F.: eh, that's how a majority of them are

Volkner: you're all right ... uhhh ...

B.F.: Burstflame. B.F. for short

Volkner: nice to meet you

Yanlen: room! sex! now! *dragging Volkner in the secret room*

Hana: sometime, i wonder how we're able to survive with her

B.F.: she may be an idiot, she may act like a whore and offer up her own body to those she deems as hot, but she's really a good person

Hana: of course. ... i should go back to that foreign building, it's been a while since i saw visions in other peoples eyes

B.F.: just don't stay there permanently, we'll all go after Yanlen finishes up with Volkner. let's just leave for now, ok?

and so they all left while Yanlen and Volkner were doing it in the gym. they left a note for Yanlen telling her that they'll all be in the foreign building at Hearthome. and so they went. during the time, Hana had used a shiny stone that was found in Iron Island and evolved herself. then they arrived to the Foreign Building ...

Hana: a strangely church-like building. they teach you mostly the ways of the world and how cruel it is. and how we can change it all with love and kindness. but most of all, they speak about the grace and life in this world, supernatural powers, and the balance of spirit and nature. o.o summarizing it all, this is an odd place but you'll wise up here

B.F.: for those who don't know, this is where Shela and i first met Hana

Umi: who's Shela?

B.F.: a very strong friend ...

Hana: she was the strongest of the team. she was considered as an avenger since she avenged the deaths of our fallen. now she, herself, has fallen. but she's in a better place now ...

Sasquatch: whoa

Sludge: look, Yanlen is back

Yanlen: hi!

B.F.: someone is cheerful. how were things with Volkner?

Yanlen: well ...

Hana: o_o well what?

Yanlen: *breathes in deeply* HE TOOK ME AROUND THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!! *cums herself and faints*

the people around the foreign building; O_O ...

B.F.: well our idiot trainer enjoyed herself. ok, we're officially ready for the Pokemon League!

Hana: i think some training would do

Sludge: well i know a special item that can make training go faster ...

Umi: what is it?

Sludge: Lucky Egg! it doubles experience. but it's tricky finding one, they're only found on chanseys. and even then, it's very rare to get one that is holding one. they're hard to find, and most of the time, chanseys just hold oval stones. besides, we can't catch them, this is a damn challenge ...

Sasquatch: Ronald

Sludge and Umi: eh?

Sasquatch: Ronald the Mr Mime knows Trick, he could switch items and get the eggs

B.F.: ok, we'll go with Sludge's plan. to Solaceon!

and so they all went there to train and find items for training. o3o oh, and they dragged Yanlen. she never woke up



to be continued