Tale of Yanlen 24

THE FINAL GYM pt. 1 - gay clowns

a little more training was done for Sludge. and then later on at the road to Sunyshore, they found a new friend. a strong, female Floatzel, who was dubbed "Umi". Sludge thought she was gorgeous. Umi didn't really think otherwise about Sludge. Yanlen noticed this small little pairing, so she forced the 2 to go to that 7 star restaurant that Hiten and Sayoko had trained in when they were still alive

Sludge: whoa. fancy

Umi: im just here for the food. why did she drag me here with you? you're just an ugly skunk

Sludge: IM NOT UGLY! Justin Bieber is

Umi: *laughs a little* that is pretty true. maybe you're not so bad after all, Sludge

a fancy guy: i say, would you like to go ahead and >:] BATTLE?!?!?!!??!!

Umi: ._. ... i need some help ripping this guys head off. care to help me out?

Sludge: ... ^_^ i'd be honored

one tearing apart of rich people and innocent bystanders later ...

Yanlen: *comes back* how are you guys doing?

Sludge and Umi: *eating spaghetti together on a pile of dead rich people and pokemon*

Yanlen: aww, that's adorable ...

B.F.: *facepalm* only you would think that's adorable

after that, they headed onward to Sunyshore. they were all pretty amazed by the city

Yanlen: ok, here's the plan. Ocean, you do all the work. you have an immunity to the electric gym

Ocean: no problem

Sludge and Umi: to the gym!

some time later ...

Yanlen: here it is! o.o what the ...

Flint: yo!

Yanlen: o.O HOLEH FAWK!!! IT'S RONALD MCDONALD!!!!!

Flint: what?! no! he's over there by the beach

Jasmine: *looking at the sea* it's so gorgeous ...

Ronald McDonald: *sneaking up behind Jasmine*

Yanlen: o_o ...

Flint: Volkner isn't here at the moment. check the lighthouse

Yanlen: o_O holy crap!!! it's ronald mcdonald!!!

Flint: i told you, im not ronald! although i do rape little girls ...

Yanlen: ._. ... glad im not little

B.F.: you're 5'10", you're 16, and your bra size is close to 36D. he'd have to be a total idiot to think you're little

Flint: bend over so i can rape you, little girl

B.F.: -_- and how did i know that would happen?

Yanlen: *runs in fear*

a couple minutes later ...

Yanlen: *on the elevator* i wonder what this Volkner guy looks like? ._. hopefully, he doesn't look like ronald mcdonald

B.F.: well it is pretty likely. although im betting that it's the opposite

Yanlen: 300 pokedollars he is ugly!

B.F.: deal

Yanlen and B.F.: *walking around the top floor of the lighthouse*

Yanlen: O.O ... oh my ...

B.F.: ... yo blondie! my dumbass trainer wants to talk to you. are you the gym leader?

Volkner: huh? *looks back* who said that?

Yanlen: O_O ... *drools*

B.F.: im guessing you are. so, can we challenge you?

Volkner: sure. just don't bore me *leaves*

B.F.: Yanlen? pay up

Yanlen: O.O *pays*

B.F.: ok, now you can faint

Yanlen: *lets out a loud sexy moan, cums herself, and faints*

B.F.: *takes a picture* once this is all over, this is going on the internet

and so Yanlen and the team headed to the gym. and as expected, Ocean was taking out the trainers easily. it was a surprise that they were just little kids. i mean, seriously! they let preschoolers and little kids have high leveled pokemon and yet the main protagonist gets his/her first at age 10/16?! that's messed up! anyway, Ocean swept through them easily. but then ...

trainer: go! Mr Mime! *lets it out*

mr mime: fear me and my sexiness!!!

Yanlen: o.O Mr Mime?! in an electric gym?! are these guys stupid?! unless it knows an electric move, this freaky gay clown thingy shouldn't be here!

Ocean: don't worry, this'll be over quick, ok?

mr mime: *uses energy ball*

Ocean: ._. ... i regret nothing *gets obliterated by the energy ball* X_X ...

Yanlen: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *starts choking the trainer to death*

B.F.: and this is for Ocean! *chokes the mr mime to death*

it was a real debacle; a crushing defeat. Ocean died in a very unexpected way. who the hell lets a mr mime in an electric gym?! anyway, after they had left to bury Ocean and cry about it, Sasquatch was taken out for some training ...



to be continued

current team

B.F. (male Infernape) - lvl 53

Hana (female Roselia) - lvl 50

Rockman-Z (male Graveler) - lvl 46

Umi (female Floatzel) - lvl 41

Sludge (male Skuntank) - lvl 41

Sasquatch (male Abomasnow) - lvl 40

boxed

Sakura (female Cherrim) - lvl 28

Buzz (Mothim. they're all male) - lvl 30

Silk (female Beautifly) - lvl 30

Aiko (female Dustox) - lvl 10

Ronald (male Mr Mime) - lvl 42

Z (Bronzong) - lvl 33

D-Man (Unown D) - lvl 42

in daycare

Jelly (female Tentacool) - lvl 23

Strawberry (female Tentacruel) - lvl 26

fallen

Batso (male Zubat) lvl 4 - 6
I Suck (female Magikarp) lvl 6 - 6
Rockman (male Geodude) lvl 4 - 11
Sea (male Shellos W.) lvl 8 - 8
Electra (female Shinx) lvl 4 - 13
Yuli (female Meditite) lvl 13 - 13
Meli (female Buizel) lvl 10 - 13
Dextra (female Aipom) lvl 7 - 27
Rockman2 (male Geodude) - lvl 14 - 14
Metali (female Burmy) - lvl 13 - 19
Derp (male Psyduck) - lvl 22 - 24
Shadow (male Gastly) lvl 16 - 16
Qilin (male Girafarig) lvl 21 - 21
Mei (female Chansey) - lvl 18 - 18
Hiten (male Pachirisu) - lvl 7 - 32
Demoness (female Gyarados) - lvl 20 - 23
Sayoko (female Lopunny) - lvl 10 - 36
Mary (Vespiquen. they're all female) - lvl 6 - 23
Devil (male Gyarados) - lvl 16 - 27
Auros (male Lucario) - lvl 1 - 36
Fuu (female Medicham) - lvl 27 - 40
Rurru (Blissey. they're all female) - lvl 1 - 42
Shela (female Staraptor) - lvl 3 - 47
Ocean (male Gastrodon E.) - lvl 23 - 46