Snakewood Nuzlocke - Hel's Experience 2 [ONESHOT?]

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random quote of the chapter: he farted, right onto me balls! i'll never be able to enjoy a bowl of Beefaroni ever again!


*i did not come up with Hel's name. that would be Kevin here . o.o i also got Gyro from him too (though the acronym was from another guy from a stream of his)

*Landon ... is a generic Cooltrainer. and since the ones in Hoenn have green hair, yeah. this is literally because the player took the main sprites. this is remarked upon by the end of the game. May is also a Cooltrainer in the game for the same reason, o.o hence the different outfit. o3o why the tits big enough to spill out? im a pervert ... and May canonically has big tits to begin with. Snakewood's also 3 years after the events of RSE, so ...

* yeeeah, the weather trio's dead. o.o hell, they're not even in the hack, they got replaced by totally unrelated shit. Groudon was swapped out for Emolga

*that big blue butthole with the bloody chainsaw is a Troll. there's, like, 2 in the game ... and that one, Ugbuoon, is a special case ... o3o;; all i can really say is that he's under control of A Monster

*the madness thing? ... well, the Madio Cave's an infamous part of the game. it's a ludicrous maze that's difficult to memorize, especially if you go in blind. fortunately, thanks to a walkthrough, i managed to (more or less) figure out this hellish cave. i even updated the sprite pic with the info, just go to the Madio section
**._.;; come to think of it, i don't think anyone ever drew the entire Madio family til now ... o.o well, Kingmadio ain't here, but i already made that douche. i also never added Blastmadio, Burstmadio's evo. but those ain't wild. i just drew the 8 native to the cave
*those extra Madios? they're Healmadio (strictly only seen under the ownership of a Nurse Joy in New Mauville) and my own take on Crazymadio, who never got a sprite. i just did a tan angry fist ... but i think it gets the point across. it was always meant to be a large floating sentient fist
**i looked up if anyone else made their own take on Crazymadio ... they did ... and it's so friggin bad, it makes me feel better about my own poorly drawn fist. there was no way in hell i was erasing my take to make that dreck

*you're guaranteed a mysterious egg in the beginning of the game. o3o you canonically do get it by amoral means ... so i took that up a notch
**the face made is the Together Breakfast face. i had to use it

*Gyro's oversized sleeves are multi-purpose. they aren't just badass laser cannons, they can also hold plenty of junk in. o3o in this case, one's being used as a toaster. some inspiration for this was from Neoslashott's Spiritesses from his old Pack-Rat series

*Electric Honey's a real item in the game, replacing the Magnet as a hold item for Electric types. it's also an, admittedly, incredibly stupid plot point later in the game. it's just introduced out of nowhere. so i thought i'd show that it exists early on. o3o i imagine it tastes really good with a zappy effect, to jolt you awake better than coffee ever could
**o_o a lot of items got replaced. the Mystic Water's a God's Tear and the Soothe Bell's a Kilin's Horn. o3o;; hell, the Twisted Spoon got replaced with a Mewtwo Brain. i shit you not, this is real. o_o you can only get them from wild Abra since they originally had a 5% chance of holding the spoon

*o3o;; yeah, about the weird talking Gyro bit ... o_o Chocwork is a fakemon you're able to get postgame from the Trick Master's hideaway in Route 101. he creates one for you if you bring him a Chocolate Orange from the beginning of the room. it's basically a robotic version of Radiorange, this other fakemon that's literally just a giant orange with eyes
**o_o but unlike Radiorange, Chocwork is just one big random reference to A Clockwork Orange, right down to its dex entry (scroll down the sprite pic, it's #217). the nonsense Gyro spoke was Nadsat, this made up language from it that's comprised of Russian, Romany, and rhyming slang. basically, a bunch of shit no half sane person uses all at once
***i don't care enough for the movie to see it (i cared enough to look up and add a free link, though) and there was no way in hell i was learning Nadsat for a quick gag (even though i looked up and studied some scottish slang for a gag once. lol), so i just took a line from this theoretical cartoon that a friend (who's a huge fan of the movie) and i wrote scripts for many years ago
****o_o sadly, that ultimately never went anywhere, but i kept the scripts. one of them was a Halloween episode. one of the main characters (dressed as the ACO protagonist, Alex DeLarge) angrily rambled in Nadsat to the villains of the episode  
***** i just used my friend's line verbatim ... because im a lazy bastard

*o3o;; there was no visual reference for the Pokephone and the description in the game describes it as a "futuristic" phone ... so i just made it resemble the PokeNav Plus from OR/AS. actual thing's pretty close to a flip phone

*at the time of typing this, only one other person had drawn Alicia (also found another long since abandoned Snakewood Nuzlocke comic as a result). o.o so yeah, had to include her. <_<;; i mean, she's an important character, no fucking shit. o.o but i stayed faithful to the sprite ... which was really just a recolored Courtney. o_o the blond hair is because she's a blond in the overworld
**Alicia's meant to be pretty edgy. o3o;; for frigs sake, her trainer class is literally "Deathcaller". im not making this up
*** so i added some chuunibyou in there for shits and giggles
****o.o you know, Naruto running actually does make you quicker. you become more aerodynamic, they do it for a reason

* this is also a thing that happens. that egg you get in the beginning ... it hatches into another egg ... which evolves into another fucking egg. and that's not even the end of it
**really, this is one hell of an egg you get. it'll take a lot of time and patience (MysteryEgg just plain sucks in battle, you're stuck with pre-gen 7 Leech Life for a while), but the payoff is huge in the end. o.o just make sure you have some evo stones by then

*o_o like the pink haired narrator said, if i actually do continue and impulsively make this a side project (that still has no name, though if i were to use the usual way of naming, the first 3 letters of the acronym would be SN-H. that could cause some confusion ...), i'll have to actually play this ... since everything up to this point can be done before any captures. o_o i mean, it could just be made up on the spot, o3o but it's just better with the experience ... and again, i unironically love this insane hack
[EDIT: 9/20/22] o3o;; enough to fucking continue this dreck

i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used