SN-SL: Silk's Bizarre Big Bang

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random quote of the chapter: i'd like to make HAMON!

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*o3o wow, this page looks totally different than usual ... it's also very clearly not made by me, o3o it was made by Yanderrito and this ain't the first time something like this has happened ... o.o though this ain't the real page 3, this is just a random crossover she bullshitted herself ... o3o and i did something similar

**[EDIT: literally the next day] o_o well, no point in keeping the fake title up

***[EDIT: 10/27/24] ._. god fucking dammit, Derrito ... -_-;; new named link for the part i made for her is here ... ._. and what the hell, dA?! why make the shitty Studio punish people for wanting to edit their old descriptions, i had to manually add each emote and plz again ...

*o3o funny how the joint-first ScaVio Nuzlocke runs also have the first ScaVio Nuzlocke crossovers, huh? what's next, the first ScaVio Nuzlocke porn? ... i mean, considering how the last page started ...

*o3o;; this page is actually the first official showing of a lot of characters from Diolocke. similarly, my own page was the first showing of a staff member i added
**o.o really, the academy's generally understaffed, there's a lot of free reign. hell, some of these guys are just generic NPC's, like the person who runs the school store. you could swap em out with a random character like James Bond if you wanted to

*o3o in this universe, Diavolo isn't a corrupt, drug peddling mafia don, he's the hilariously incompetent principal of Naranj-err, Narancia ... no, Duwang Academy. just think of Adam West

* Silk always passes the prostate exam

*o_o;; i don't think i need to explain just how ungodly incompetent High Guardian Spice is. o3o;; really, a video essay on everything that's wrong with it is piss easy to find on YouTube. it's a shame, it genuinely could've been decent, but those overly stereotypical SJW's ended up turning one man's vision into one of the worst cartoons in existence

**o_o i personally used to consider it the worst, but then Velma came out a few months ago ... it's a special kind of awful ...

* the worst part is what little Rohan saw of her history isn't even the most morally questionable thing that she's done

*o3o;; as you can tell, nothing here is canon ... or is it?

the evening before the events of SN-SL 0 ...

wha?! ... geez, what an awful dream. why did the hot chick with the robot arm from the big ass mansion brutally isekai my baby girl ... and why the shit would my head depict her getting a fucking breast reduc-
o.o are you ok, daddy?
o.O whoa! o_o hey, how long were ya watchin'?
o.o a few minutes. my daddy senses were tingling ... and you looked sad ...
you're a real sweetheart, you know that?
ehehe~
yeah, no more beer after anime, im switching to rum or vodka *tosses out an empty beer bottle*

hey, how does a sleepover sound? we could binge Avatar together again
ok! ... but no Korra, that lady is mean ...
-w- wouldn't think of it, sweetie. i don't care how hot her later girlfriend is, there won't be any Korra in our household ... *mutters to himself* ._. man, Mako didn't deserve any of that ...
yay! i'll get the popcorn! *zooms off*
-w- heh. gonna be tough waking her up after this *walks off* good thing i stole all that Alolan pancake mix ...
*watching from the window* heh. they're legit, all right. they ain't just a super kinky fam-._. really? i get dis site is goin' under real hard times and plz accounts aren't as common, but come on ...

i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used