SN-SL 3.5

i love making pics like this. o.o makes for a good intro to these extras. <_<;; it's also downright aggravating how people can skip descriptions, hence why i need to spell it out. ._. i didn't need to do this a decade ago, but these days, well ... yeah ... o.o anyhow, this was done months in advance and i used a generic ass parade pic as a reference

eh, shit happens, what'll ya do. o_o to the readers out there, we're the narration team. we've done this for several other runs, but we may as well reintroduce ourselves and how these extras will work. im Sir Roland, a kick ass drummer and the very superior (lol) assistant to the Pink Haired Narrator right here

same reason im a concept. Sir Puffy Nippleton IX, or y'all could just call me the Wasted Space. job's been kinda slow ever since pages for everything started to get scanned

and im Jimmy Pop. im still pretty new to all this. not that long ago, i was just an intern who was merely a diversity hire. o3o i still get the guys coffee, though

hooo doggy, you get the good stuff, Jimmy!

here's something else good. in an oooold cancelled run, this guy was forcibly given the name "Michael Jackson" and it pisses him off  

hah

one last thing before we get to the extra, y'all. whenever someone says "idiot artist"

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!

that happens

o.o just a random non-sequitur?

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... huh, so youse are Kaz's fam ... and you guys come in plenty of different colors ...
so this is what the Guatemalteco making this went for us, huh?
sounds about right. this site's been dying ever since Eclipse got forced
hm ...
the brash blue one's Kuro, the small yellow one's Micro, and the quiet white one's U-Ichi. you can call me Hozu
o_o Calla Lily June, but go with Cal for short. Silk and i came here all the way from Striaton a month ago
._. whoa, a genuine Unovan
so are all you guys close like this? like, it's normal to see multi-colored groups?
oh, far from it, gringo. we're outcasts
a lot of us Squawkabilly keep to ourselves and argue with others with different plumage. not us, though
*nods in approval*
i shared my food with these guys one day, we shared interests, shared some blunts, and here we are. an unconventional, but home made family. sometimes, your real fam's your friends
-w- heh. i hear that. my real family was often coworkers, most of my blood family sucks ... <_<;; and my baby girl's mother and i ain't exactly in speaking terms
o_o and your baby girl?
she sucks in a different way
-w- heh. so we've heard, gringo. well, more like ...
we've seen these shows live
hm~ *nods twice*
so think we can have a shot?
-w- just gotta be good people. and all youse are good in my book. <_<;; gonna be a long while since she's finally heading to the academy, though. hope she calls when she mak-o3o;; shit, i never stole a phone for her
stol-
>_>;; we live poor. and im sure you've seen how she eats, that's a factor in that
._. i still can't believe she ate those giant pancakes and was still hungry, ese
and with Electric Honey too ... your honey has cultured taste in honey
hm *nods with great approval*
good thing the guys down that mansion are so rich that they won't notice some missing food here and there
well yeah, the Paldean Rotom Phone company pays plenty
o3o;; wait, what?
Nemona's pops is on the board there
._.;; fucking Victini, no wonder they're so loaded
oi gringo, how long have you been stealing from there?
the entire month we've lived here
and you never realized they were the head of the place? you could've swiped a prototype phone this whole time
<_<;; hey, i ain't the brightest knife in the crayon box. hate to say it, but my sweetie gets her ... lack of smarts from me
hm ...

you know, her mom ain't any different. 0 + 0 is still 0

... *takes out a phone* you're not the only thief, Cal. we're goin' on a field trip, boys!
o3o fuck yeah ... o.o oh, before we get to my baby gir-
not in the cunt. don't worry, ese
gotta respect those wishes ... no matter how tempting~
*drools a little*
o3o damn, didn't think i'd find a group of real ones so soon here
actually, there is another thing before that *tinkers with the phone a little* there we go
o_o a radio app? but Spotify exists
trust me on this *tunes as he speaks* some time after the Tapu Village Massacre happened like 2 or 3 years ago, these radio stations started popping up in each region ... o3o and they have the smoothest shit
hola amigos, amigas, y todo en el medio, this is DJ Kuja and you're listening to the Paldean branch of 70.7 The Key. you unfortunately heard the Super Bass, now try the Double Bass *plays some music*
... holy shit, you weren't kidding, Hozu
right? new stations like this are why radio is still a thing
no kidding. wish this were around when i was a kid or when Silk was growing up, i'd probably still have hair on my head
the stress relief's amazing, gringo. but there is one way it could be better
show him the goods, U-Ichi
*reveals some colorful beans*
Rainbow Beans?
hm *nods his head approvingly*
eh, fuck it. down the hatch *eats them* ... they ain't bad, but i think they would've been better in a ta- COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
and there it is
hm hm *nods his head approvingly*

yeah, i think that'll do it for this extra



i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used