SN-SE 30.5

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o.o 4 in one. o_o been a lot of these lately and there's likely to be more ...

._. well, unless i get depressed enough to call it quits. <_<;; it's very possible. on top of stressing out over the generally slow output, i've had a lousy end of the year and been depressed numerous times. i was actually depressed enough to not get myself off for 10 days ... and while this was in the same month, it wasn't in relation to No Nut November. -_-;; i couldn't give 2 shits about it. you're not proving anything, you're just torturing yourself. o.o but yeah, prior to that, i had never even made it past 5 days ... that time was also from depression ....... =_= i've basically been a big ol' mess for several months. i even bought a rope to hang myself with at one point. i've long since lost it, though
o3o;; this has existed since friggin October, the pic and most of the info



what the hell is up with these hiatuses? this was way more than 2 shitty months! haven't had one this long since WN-SJ. i may have left the project, but im fully aware of that hiatus that lasted half a year! so what's the reason for the one this time? ....... o_o;; but he's always depressed! and his love life's always been laughably terrible, we've made fun of him behind his back for years about that! how is this depression anything ne-._. ... oh my Arceus, he actually bought a rope this time ... l-let's just let this tell itself for now ...

A Fallen One

within the pokeballs ...
o.o ... calling daddy, come in daddy ... daddy?
 ...
oh, there you are! ... a-about mommy ...
 ...
i miss her too, da-
 you know, you don't have to call me that anymore ...
huh?
 we're not blood related or anything ... plus, how could a daughter be much older?
but ...
 it's ... best if you don't speak to me anymore ...
but why?
 ... the women that i get very close to will just die in the end ... Maddie wasn't the only one to suffer from this ... far from it ... and i don't want it to happen to you too ...
but i can be strong!
 im sorry, Cream ... i'll always love you ... *hangs up*
daddy! calling daddy, come in daddy! ... daddy?

A Chick With An Odd Smile

some time after Soun had left the center ...
*walking around* o.o huh? oh, Lillie! you made it here, yeah?
yeah ... o.o hey, can you point me to the library? i've heard there was one here and i've been looking all around and i ... *realizes she's right in front of it* ... couldn't ... find ...
o3o;; there are symbols on the floor, yeah? man, i thought Zoro from One Piece was bad with directions ...
=3= you bitch!
hah
-3-;; you're lucky i like you
o/_/o wait, what?
hey, it's the malasada boy from Royal Avenue. what brings you here?
oh, Hapu! just on my island challenge ... and also to check out the malasada shop here, yeah?
Hapu? oh, you must be that short tough woman he talked about ... ._.;; wow, what is with your hair?
-3- like you have any room to talk
o.O;; hey! <_<;; ok, i had that coming
heh ... so what's yer business here? you're clearly not a trial-goer
<_<;; hey ... o.o well im studying the Tapu's ruins ... for personal reasons
if you want, after this, i could take ya to the ruins of this island
that sounds great
anythin' for a beautiful lady ... Arceus, if i were 20 years younger ...
^///^ oh, i wouldn't really call myself bea-o/_/o wut ... o.o;; but you look 9
i get that a lot, but nope! you're close, though. just multiply that by 4 and then add 2
YOU'RE 38!?
*trying to count with his fingers* what was that?

and then, in the library ...

im looking for an old book that Burnet told me about a while back, maybe they'll have it here. it's about Alolan myths ...
*holding a book* o.o like this one?
"The Wendigo's Massacre" ... o_o what the hell's a wendigo?
you might want to look into that one, that info could save your life one day ... im Acerola, by the way
o_o;; oh ... im Lillie
and im Hau, yeah?
i think this is what you're looking for *holding another book*
o_o;; huh, that's convenient
you never know when someone will want to look for these things. o3o good thing i know where everything is. i have to, my dad owned all of these. o3o my family used to be royalty, you see
didn't the old monarchy here get overthrown ages ago?
<_<;; times have been tough, as you can tell. but those times can really make someone appreciate life. o.o and there's plenty of it in this book

after some reading ...

o.o the beast that devours the sun ... whoa ...
*pops up* powahhhhh
o.O;; hey, get back in there! ... o_o;; sorry about that, i-
looking for its origins? well i know plenty about these myths, maybe i can give you the answers you need
that sounds great! what do you think, Hau? ... o.o Hau? ... huh, must've left to find that shop ...
... so are you 2 a thing or what?
O///O;; eh!?

Eyes Wide Open

Route 11 ...
i wish i could've understood that better ... <_<;; man, would've been nice to actually help her out, yeah? i-*trips on a rock* o.O whoa! *crashes into a bamboo stalk*
O_O hey, that was my favorite stalk!
*rubs his head* o.o oh, sorry about that, miss ... O_O;; wait, how are your eyes open!?
huh?
o_o i heard that Komala are born asleep and die asleep too. they never wake up, yeah?
<_<;; oh, that. you shouldn't believe that crap, the dex entries these professors get are rarely ever accurate. they're mostly the ramblings of some really dumb kids they entrusted their dexes with. >_>;; plenty of the ones from this region came from edgier kids, though ...
o.o;; huh?
._.;; think about it, who the hell spends their entire life asleep? and how could our parents give us our logs if they're also asleep and don't realize they're doing it?
._.;; huh ... when you put it that way, it is stupid, yeah?
adding "yeah" after most sentences ... you're all the way from Iki Town, aren't you?
how'd you know?
._.;; you're also not very bri-zzz ...
o.O whoa!
O_O;; ah! sorry about that. <_<;; we don't sleep for our entire lives, but most of us tend to be narcoleptic ... and im one of those most
uhh ...
we got sleep problems. it's possible for us to just suddenly fall asleep out of nowhere
o_o ohhh ... o.o that explains how the info was misinterpreted, yeah?
now you're getting it. o_o i can tell that you're not the brightest around, no offense
none taken
o_o and judging by how you were wandering about, you wanted to help someone out but felt useless
O_O are you a Psychic type?
i get that a lot ... but no, i just have amazing intuition
o_o so you have something that girls use as an excuse to pretend that they're always right?
._.;; who told you that Tauros crap?
my tutu ...
._.;; your grandpa's an ignorant moron. i bet he's also the kind of person who thinks it's wrong to be gay
o_o;; well ...
._.;; hit the nail on the head, huh? it's easy to figure out. plenty of old folks have old beliefs and most people from Iki are known for being assholes
o.o;; seriously?
yeah, were you there for that ukulele playing contest in Melemele a few years ago? they booed a girl out just because she was a foreigner
seriously?!
man, you really gotta pay atten-zzz ...
O.O wake up, miss ...
O_O oh, sorry. Akamai. you could use Mai for short, though. i'll come along with you, you look like you could use some help. and by the way, anyone can have intuition, not just women ... o3o;; and it's far from a cheap excuse
that sounds great. hey everyone, we finally got someone new *tosses his balls into the air*
*pops out* o3o ONE MOAR FA DEH ORICHALCHAMALOS!
dude, she's cuuuuute. you think i got a chance to score, brah? (he evolved during that party in 29.5 thanks to the power of malasadas)
RIDE DA WAEVVVVVV!
o___o;; dear blinding radiant one, im gonna be the only sane person here, huh? welp, better get to wo-zzz ...

Super Moon

somewhere in the Lab Area of Aether Paradise ...
*enters a room* Wicke, you might want to look a-o/./O;; sweet, merciful Mew!
*using a magic wand on herself* =/3/= hasn't anyone taught you how to knock!? *quivering with pleasure*
-/_/- you stupid bimbo, these are sliding doors! you can't knock on em! o.O;; and this room is for research, not ... o_o;; what the hell are you looking at this time!?
FoxTrot14 on Pokehub. those cute ears and tail, those short shorts, and that massive co-
=3= close that, dammit! my discoveries are way more important than you jilling off to a big dicked shota ... ./_/.;; with womanly hips, how the hell ...
;3; but im almost there and he's at the best part
... you got 3 minutes
hooray~

5 minutes later ...

dammit, woman! i said 3!
;3; but i wanted to see if he'd use anal beads! >w< i can't believe he accepted my request~
._. why were you hired ...
well, i was initially a maid, then a wet nurse, but due to my own astute observations and organization, i-
-3- forget it, i don't need any more stupidity right now. ._. just head to the ruins of the conservation area, i put a huge telescope there

and then ...

there we are ... positioned it right ... now look
o_o;; huh ... i didn't know tonight was a super moon. o.o i also didn't know super moons could be crescent moons either ...
<_<;; that's because that's not a super moon
._.;; i thought it was weird that it was a crescent moon ... o.o so why does it look big, did you mess up the settings to the telescope or somethi-
it's Venus ...
... EHHHHHHH!?!?!?
that's right. not only did that massive blast from Soun utterly decimate UB-01 Symboint ...
o.o i thought we agreed to call it by the real name we gave it?
-3- whatever! o_o not only did he brutally kill that Ultra Beast ... but the blast reached the heavens and Koro-Sensei'd Venus
it wasn't actually him that blew up the moon, it wa-
=3= you get the idea, don't you!?
o__o;; yeah ... o.o;; that cute little boy's really dangerous, huh ...
yep. unfortunately, i couldn't find traces of Soun's energy on Neehee-lego's corpse. you'd think it'd be all over it, but it's not ...
it's Nihilego. nye-il-ego. think of nihilism and ego
whatever!
... wait, i thought we buried the corpse?
it had to be dug up for ... research ...
... O_O;; ...
the less you think about that, the more sane you'll be. that energy has to be researched on ... <_<;; come to think of it ... could he be that very same escapee from Live Labs ... i never did get his last name ... and that first name isn't exactly a common one ...
o.o;; ... eh?
._. Wicke, help me find traces of Soun's DNA in this destroyed floor
-3-;; hey, why should i? you interrupted my schlick session earlier
-_- if you don't, i'll block all the sites you go to so you can't jill off at work
you monster! ._. wait, how do you know wha-
-_-;; you forget to clear your history every now and then
dammit! *mutters to herself* fucking clam jammer ...


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