SN-SE 26.5 2

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o_o even after 4 extras, there's still more to whore out. i actually had these in mind, but i had forgotten til now




Gladion
._.;; man, 4 wasn't enough for this page? o_o ok, let's get to it. o.o in a motel at Route 8, a certain edgelord would get an interesting call ...
*takes out a Holo Caster* ._. huh ... i never get calls on this thing ... -_- probably just spa-._. ... this number looks familiar ....... *accepts the call*
*a hologram of her appears* ah, young master! there you are!
o.O;; Wicke?!
so this is where you've been these past few years? ... o_o huh, it's a nice room
it's just a motel, it's nothing special ... and how did you get this number?
w-well i didn't spend the next 2 years getting some people to look for you and raid your belongings if they found you ... if that's what you're thinking ... ehehe ...
... *looks through his stuff* ... im missing a pair of undies ...
i didn't take them! *clearly holding some boxers*
you're holding them and smelling them right now!
but it's been so long! *inhales deeply*
....... pfft ... it's good to see you again ...
ehehe~
*looking through his stuff* im still not coming back, though ...
o.o;; but it's been a mess without you. Madame President's gotten much worse since you left. and to make matters worse, Lillie left too
o___o what!?
you see, about 3 months ago, she left with something very important to the president ...
._. fuck. that's 1 more Arceus damn thing to worry about *goes back to looking through his stuff* -_- bad enough that my job sucks
the people i sent got word that you joined those ruffians who harrass everyone. o.O;; is that tru-
o___o i just found this among my stuff *holding an outfit that looks like Lillie's ensemble* you left this here, i know it
o/w/o well ... i ...
-3-;; no, im not wearing it
;3; come on, for old times sake?
<_<;; i said i wouldn't do this anymore
but ...
how could you take me seriously if i just get put in, admittedly cute, dresses?
oh ... well ... i didn't mean ...
... *sighs* ...

and then ...

*dressed as Lillie* you're lucky i care about you ...
asdfghjkl~
*comes out* ... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! you look like a damn Unovan Girl doll!!
was that one of the frozen Beast Killers!?
o____o;; ! ... *prances around like an idiot* kya, i hope no one's trying to look under my skirt~
kyaaaahhh!
this is gold!!
ah!? *hastily wipes her bloody nose with the boxers she was holding* =/3/= don't distract me with how cute you look, that's one of the Type: Nulls! Madame President was right after all!
._. fuck. >///> well, i did that super embarrassing act for nothing ...
... i won't tell
are you really sure?
well ... yeah. i gotta take you seriously, don't i? im sure you know what you're doing
... hm. glad you can see that
you've grown splendidly, young master ... *does a very suggestive pose* maybe i could give you a nice reminder of what's waiting for you if you return?
o/_/o well ...
*crashes into the motel* oww ... not my best ide-o_o ...
...
o_o;; why are you dressed lik-
get out *fist turns silver and punches Soun to the heavens*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhh ... *twinkle*
what the hell was that!? who the hell was that? ... but what was all that!?!?
*sighs* one headache after another ... by the way, you got your nose blood on my undies
oh shit!
hah

Hau and Lillie
we find these 2 idiots traversing a cave ...
*walking*
-3-;; i was doing fine, i didn't need you to guide me
o_o you took a right when the entrance to Diglett Tunnel was right in front of you. ._.;; a blind man could've seen that, yeah?
o.O;; i ... -/3/- quiet, you!
hah

after some witty banter ...

o.o so that's what happened since then ...
yeah. we've met some strange people. from Lana to Hapu ... o.o and you should really meet this edgelord with the powerful giant dogfish, yeah? o3o he was funny
i think im fine ... o_o;; after all ... you, Soun, and Selene are enough weird for me
hey, thanks
that wasn't a compliment, but no problem
oh, hi there
.___. that outfit ... O3O look, it's Team Skull!
o.O where!? *looks*
*gone*
o_o;; how did ...
... well, that happened
didn't that girl look familiar?
could've been another employee. i mean come on, we all look the same
o.o nah, you're totally different from the other guys, Dave
o_o;; woman, there's like 80 other Daves in our organization
o.o uhh ...
oh, sorry about that. we're The Aether Foundation. we help cure and save pokes from ruffians like Team Skull
-3- got a real bone to pick with those numskulls 
o3o hah. bone puns
we'll be on our way now, tell your friend who mysteriously disappeared that we said hi *walks away*
*walking away* watch out for Team Skull
will do, yeah? o.o wow, what nice people. hope they don't become backstabbers later on, yeah?
*comes out from behind a rock* are they gone?
o.o why hide from em? they seem like nice people
well ... you see-
aw hell no, it's this fool again!
let's bust his ass!
._.;; beatdown or sodomy?
YES!
._. really, Dave? he's not even attractive
=3= fuck you Dave, i do what i want!
o_o;; is everyone named Dave here?
do something already!
-3-;; all right already. no need to yell, yeah? *tosses a pokeball in the air*
*comes out* ... o3o is dis a date, mayun?
wah!?
ah gotchya *summons some leaves and aims them at their balls*
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!! *collapses*
i ... uhh ...
o_o do you want to stay here with these guys or do you want to make it safely across the cave, yeah?
i'd like the latter, please ...

and then ...

there we go. Konikoni shouldn't be far off, yeah? so why'd you want to head here?
o.o it was really the Ruins of Life i was searching for. i want to get Nebby home ...
i thought his home was the bag?
<_<;; wel-

...
... so ... 300 bucks says it could be Soun?
oh, you are so on
mommy's gonna lose
back in the bag, dammit!



i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used