SN-SE 22.5

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o.o this is Selene's team. as you can tell, it consists of the ride pokes Soun was supposed to get. you can pretty much expect more later



some time after Soun left after a Lapras was, somehow, fished up by Selene ...

._.;; why do you need a letter to be delivered?
well i wanted to know if my Kalosian cousin, Atlantica, was doing all right. quite a bit had happened in Kalos half a year ago, i heard ...
o_o;; they sure did *takes out an old newspaper* i mean, really. what the hell is a "PokeGod"?
._.;; but why an old fashioned letter? couldn't you just use e-mail?
have you tried to use a computer on water?
o.O well how the hell did you write a letter?
my mouth. it isn't something outlandish, that cartoon with the colorful equines show them doing menial tasks with their mouths all the time
o_o you have an answer for everything, huh
maybe
  you know, Lapras can make for efficient ride pokes. do you have a pager?
no, but i do keep getting these guys
._. run while you have the chance ... uhh
Atlas
o_o Xander. o.o anyhow, run, this chick's a horrible human being
=3= hey!
she's an interesting one, though
-w- interesting, huh? o3o since you're so big, how huge is your cock?
mother of Arceus
quite big, i just admit
o.O why'd you answe-o3o exactly how big?
hah
o.o not what i'd usually want to go for, o3o but jackpot!
by the way, im an asexual
o.O oh come on!
o_o;; well that's new. didn't expect the idiot artist to go that route
MICHAEL BAY HAS A PREHENSILE PENIS
intercourse just never interested me. i won't shame others for their interest, though
._.;; you're weird
seriously!? you shouldn't talk, woman!
YOU sleep with a Tauros, you have no right to say anything either!
._.;; Soun made some interesting friends ...
Xander, i take it you're gay? well you might be interested to know that i know of a gay bar in Royal Avenue. and their drinks are to die for
you're my bro 4 lyf now. i'd be happy to deliver that letter
dafuq just happened?

a quick trip to a mailbox, some time to know each other, and some fishin' later ...

*on the water with Selene riding on his shell*
*at what's left of the shore*
the hill may be mostly destroyed, but i doubt that'll keep away the fishermen ... or the exhibitionists
*making loud and audible moans of pleasure*
*has a stoic blush* like that man anally pleasuring himself above that rock. Beverly's a regular here
his name is Beverly?
*on top of Atlas with a fishing rod out* o/_/o;; and you see and hear this every night you're here?
for the last 38 years, yes
-/w/- had i known about this sooner, i would've ran away from home years ag-o.O whut!? 38!? you look 11 or 13! how does that even ...
actually, i was ... kidding <3
OOOAAAAHHHH!?!
i am 23, though
oh come on!
  *gets tugged*
o3o ooh, i got something! *fishes up a treasure chest ... which flies on her head* o.O gah!? *collapses* ... *regains her composure and holds up the chest* o3o sugoooiiiiii~ (awesome~)
._.;; huh ... Felix was right after all, there was treasure around there
ICH ESSE KINDER (i eat children)
of course there is. do you know how many pirates challenged each other here back then? quite a few, i must say
._.;; after what Soun fished up, im not surprised by that statement *heads to Selene*
*opens up the chest* O3O whoa, there's gotta be like 5 mil in here
*takes the chest* i'll take that
o.O what!?!?
remember our bet on Halloween?
i try not to
besides, you still have that chest Felix found back in 19.5, don't you?
;3; i blew it all off online on clothes and sex toys ...
there was 300k in there!
._. i shouldn't be surprised anymore
huh, its handle has a butt plug. you have good taste
o.O;; don't compliment her!
*ear-like pieces of hair start twitching* ... o_o my ab senses are tingling *actually lifts everyone, including Atlas, and runs off*
o.O asdfghjkl *holding each other*
O_O;; my word ...
KARROTEN! (carrots)
*chuckles to herself* Soun has very interesting friends ...
O3O aaaaaaabs! *running with ease*



i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used