SN-SE 17.5

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Soun had left to follow a mysterious voice in the woods of Route 4. the others? well, they decided to take a stay at the Tide Song Hotel. they're way better than the Hano Grand Resort. i was paid to say that
o.o so you're gonna wait in the lobby?
yeah, im supposed to meet someone very important here. i told you about my story, didn't i? about the professor who found me here?
ohhh, gotcha. i'll stay with you just in case. you never know when people like Team Skull could pop up, yeah?
^_^ that'd be nice
-3- ah, get a room ... o3o wait, i should get a room! time to mooch off of this place *zooms off*
o_o 300 pokebucks says they kick her out
o.o why bet on something that's a sure thing, yeah?
good point. o.o hey, got any Malasadas? -3-;; Nebby ate the ones i was saving
*belches loudly from Lillie's bag*

meanwhile ...

o3o holy shit, this is a nice room
so ... you and Soun?
what about us?
i saw how annoyed you looked when you saw how Soun reacted to Mallow
jealous?
<_<;; well, yeah
o.o huh, she's actually feeli-
-3- that's MY big dicked shota, ah ain't pimpin' him out!
._. and there it is. <_<;; don't you feel anything but lust for the guy?
o_o no way. -3- i told you in the beginning, i just want to fuck him
i know first hand that she's horrible, but this!? ._.;; mother of Mew, you weren't kidding. she really doesn't deserve him
=3= im entitled to him, dammit!
-3- oh Arceus, you're so fucking stupid ... o_o don't think of him as some super powered fuck stick, he's a very nice guy. o.o you know how well he's treated you during your encounters, right?
... yeah, he really is a nice guy. o.o really, i've slept amazingly with all those things he Natural Pop'd. treats me nice too
you know, with all the shit he's been through, you'd think he would just be an asshole with nothing but hate for the world ... but he's still a kind and gentle soul. dude even made a house for you
yeah ... he should be a spiteful little prick instead of such a sweet boy. o.o and i've yet to see the inside of that house, how is it?
it's fabulous, honey
._. you gotta see it to believe it
yeah, i really do have to see it ... man, he's a good kid ...
so, are you gonna think about your feelings for him?
-/3/- i feel like fucking him
._. if i had hands, i'd facepalm right now
geez, woman. do you even have feelings? do you even know what love is!?
what is love? baby, don't hurt me. don't hurt me, no more~
._. i set myself up for that
damn right! ... >_> but i stopped feeling all that crap years ago
seriously? what happened?
-_- eh, nothing important, no one cares. but if he really does like me ...
._. he totally does, a blind person could see that
then i'll just make him my #1 fuck buddy! better than the, hopefully, hundreds of others i'll have
-_-;; well, it's something
o3o now let's go crazy, Kukui will probably pay for everything. ROOM SERVICE!
*comes in* yes?
get me the biggest dicked shota that you have! o.o wait, you're clearly old enough to be a dad, what are your kids packin'?

immediately after ...

*literally gets kicked out from the entrance* o.O AAAAHHHH- *lands face first into the ground and gets back up, seemingly unharmed* =3=+ yeah, well i didn't want to be in there anyway! i'll build my own hotel ... with blackjack! and hookers! in fact, forget the hotel! -3- ah, screw the whole thing
*pops out* couldn't you have gotten us food before you started being yourself!?
*stomach rumbles* <_<;; yeah, i should have ... ._. can't go back in there, im banned forever ... oh, i know! Soun shouldn't be too far from here. i know a place in Melemele. <_<;; sure, battling has to be done, o3o but you're guaranteed your money back if you're good enough ... and they have a wide variety
._.;; you want to take him to a restaurant?
yeah. for free food and money *rubs her forehead as she speaks*
*sighs*
<_<;; oh, im also banned from the place
...
o3o i assaulted people and took their food
oh, for Arceus's sake!
=3= hey, they call it the Battle Buffet for a reason
it isn't for people to fight in, dammit!
so with Soun's orbs, i can disguise myself freely!
this can only go so well ...



i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used