SN-HP 2.5

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to those that know of this guy's previous works, you should know who we are ... but for those just starting out, or those who, understandably, need a refresher, o3o the name's Sir Roland. a kick ass drummer and the very superior (lol) assistant to the Pink Haired Narrator ... also known as Michael Jackson

Sir Puffy Nippleton IX, or y'all could just call me the Wasted Space. there's 2 running gags to know 'bout. that's the first. thanks to convoluted events in a looong since cancelled run, The Pink Haired Narrator has been dubbed Michael Jackson. he hates it~

and whenever someone says "idiot artist" ...
MY HAIRY ASS CRACK IS STILL RELEVANT TO THIS DAY
that happens. say the quote, the guy pops up and says something random. you'll see that one happen way more. now you know some stuff
-3- and y'all better know not to ignore these lil' things. these extras can be pretty crucial to the plot

could also be stuff he doesn't feel like drawing out, straight up filler, or just plain nonsense. o3o much like those old journals from back when we worked on WN-SJ
i wasn't there during that time

-3- you don't like anything about your job. o3o especially now that im your supervisor~

if you're the supervisor, what does that make me?
o3o a Grookey's uncle
HOOOO, DOGGY!

-_-;; let's just get this shit over with before our 2-3 readers lose interest ...

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o.O who the hell are you?!
that's what i should be asking you! ... o.o hey, you have a custom plz!
o_o wait, plz accounts still get used? doesn't the idiot artist realize that the Add Media function exists?
I FARTED ON A CAKE ONCE
o3o;; how did ....... idiot artist
DA ECLIPSE WAS A BIGGER MISTAKE THAN MY CONCEPTION
o3o hah. man, ain't that the tru-o.O;; hey, don't sidetrack me! who are you and what's your connection with that fine woman?!
name's Pilju. i travel around looking for good food, so i came to this land for that. and the damn fine Hestia saved my life, i thought i'd show my gratitude
yeah, that's pretty fair ... o_o im Tsurugi. im a journalist who came to this region to do a report on the Dynamax phenomenon ... o.o but i think i might have found a new story. Hestia clearly did some kind of witchcraft on you
o_o that was pretty weird. i was magically all better. i should've been barbecued ... *drools a little* with some A1 Steak Sauce added after ... <_<;; i mean really, a Charizard's flames are scorching hot!
and yet, after throwing a cloak with a weirdly familiar symbol on you, you're all fine with no burn marks anywhere ... ._. not even on that fine ass of yours, what the hell?
what was tha-
i also saw some red zapping ... she's far from normal ... is she a witch ... or maybe a half breed of some kind? i heard of someone who's both a witch and a hybrid somewhere in Kalos, bu-
what the!?
what are you looking a-O_O is that actually ... o.O;; get down!

O_O;; an actual hybrid ...
o.o;; people can actually be half human and half poke?! i thought that was just something really skilled artists on the internet made up?
o_o plenty think they are just that, -3-;; and no matter what the stance, people either think they're cool or are abominations with no right to live, o_o but they're very much real. they're just ultra rare, like a shiny or someone with common sense in Twitter
o.o;; wow, that is rare ...
o_o;; yeah, what's with the professor of this region? how did they easily acquire a half bre-o.o;; her hair just glowed pink for a brief moment ... did you see th-
that hybrid's cute. i'd choose him if i were Hestia. though i wouldn't mind choosing her either~ *shaking his ass*
./_/.;; i wouldn't mind either. and what did you eat to get tha-
a gorgeous savior ... one with some crazy magic!
her hair also glowed pink for a brief moment
O.O seriously?! whoa!
get down!
look! we got spies!
o_o;; oh boy ...

o3o and cue the rest of SN-HP 2. see ya next time



Tsurugi belongs to CobaltClaw19
Pilju belongs to TDRaichu

i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used