SN-HE 3.5

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i just felt like making an extra for this side run. o.o pic's a mystery character introduced pretty late in the game's run



really? extras for a goddamn side run? what the hell? ... <_<;; eh, let's just get at least one intro out of the way, you could just see a more proper one over here on this named link to SN-HP. o_o you know the pink panels with the narration and shit? yeah, that's me, The Pink Haired Narrator. and these extras are stuff that can be crucial that works better in this format ... or just shit the dumbass that draws this crap doesn't feel like drawing out. could also be plain ol' nonsense. -3- eh, im boring the 1 or 2 people reading, let's get on with the show ...

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after that sudden zombie attack, everyone temporarily took refuge in Wally's abandoned house. Hel just needed to do something first before continuing on with this absurd journey. and while this was happening ...

now ah tell you whut, i can see why y'all decided to stay in this place
yeah ... it's just nice and cozy ... *takes out some beef jerky and nibbles on it* and this house didn't have as much blood in it as the others
yip yip! *gnawing on a steak*
man, i can't believe all of this really happened in just a month. didn't feel that long ago when i was getting knotted by a group of Poochyena ...and speaking of those *shakes her ass* oi Pochi, see somethin' ya like?
*busy with his steak*
-_-;; ... you know what, that's fair. that is a good steak, ain't it?
yip yip!
-w- hehe ... aww, you're a good boy, huh? can't wait til you evolve
would you like your steak to be cut?
nah, leave him be. i think he just wants to chew it. you can cut mine, though
affirmative *pops a steak out of a sleeve, uses some thin and precise lasers to cut it from that same sleeve, and pops a bowl out of the same sleeve for the pieces to fall into*
o3o;; Arceus, you're so fucking cool, Gyro *happily devours her steak cutlets*
thank you
now if only Hel would get back with what she was doing already ...
what did she need to do?
-w- christen that idiot's severed arm with her precious "holy water"
o_o;; wait, so she's ...
honorin' the dead wit' her piss. real noble of her, ain't it?
well, without context, it's just ... yeah, i can see why she needed to do that in privacy *finishes her jerky* you guys want some Rainbow Frost? there's still some in the fridge
ooh, yes, please *just finished her bowl* i could use some desert~
i have coolers within my sleeves, i could store this Rainbow Frost and other goods
that'd be great *gives Mayu some Rainbow Frost* you won't find any meat here, though. it's clear this family was vegetarian ... <_<;; and the freaky kind, lots of Aconite Juice and even this weird ritual drink called Soma *shudders in disgust* yuck ... o.o but they did have Wonder Plums and lots of Electric Honey and Cinnamon in the cupboard
that would be exceptional, Master Hel adores Electric Honey
*carefully opens the cupboard, making sure not to spill anything* so how long have you known Hel? *throws the Electric Honey one by one in Gyro's way*
3 days *sucks the honey in her sleeves as it gets thrown* we both had awoken in the desolate ruins of Littleroot and stayed in Oldale during that time since we both appear to suffer from amnesia. she was told a very fair amount, but my drives remain empty. what remains are basic commands for my model, otherworldly storage, and the knowledge on how to sexually please men, which Professor Birch was immensely satisfied by
*nomming on some Rainbow Frost* wait, you're a sex bot? hey, do you also function a-
Hel had asked this 2 days ago, i do not have a drive that retains data on how to sexually please women
-3- damn
and they just met me this mornin', i hatched and that was it
o_o;; h-how does an egg ... become another egg?
eh, beats me *somehow manages to eat some Rainbow Frost* hoo-wee! this is some real good gelato right here
._.;; i think im done with questions ...
she does miss her dear friend, however. we never found this Toxicroak dubbed Jiraiya, so she has hope that he still lives since no corpse was uncovered, unlike her mother and Professor Birch's wife

Hel: *barges in* damn right, i still think he's alive! ... ._. wait, i have no plz account?

even Breakfast has one!
howdy!

in an undisclosed location ... a few weeks ago ...

*holding a ball* ... a remnant of the incident ... *releases what's inside*
*appears* zzz ... huh ... where the hell am i?
ah, hello. i-oh, so they went with this for me? i get that there's no scientist plz's, but there's one for Bill Nye, couldn't that have been used?
i may not remember a whole lot, but i know you're not him
heh, i wish ... anyhow, you appear to suffer from some amnesia, but fortunately, it's a mild case. i know plenty about it from some deliberate cases being studied on ... <_<;; glad i left Live Labs. they may have top of the line equipment and brilliant minds, but many of those minds are ... ugh ....... i hope Sharr and his brilliant and lovely wife are still doing well over there. his brother Byaak too, they were a kind grou-
._. uhh, doc?
oh, my bad, i was just reminiscing. anyhow, i found your ball floating by the waters of Route 103 near a recently risen small mountain that came from the depths ... which is what we're on now, actually *walks off to Route 110* do you remember your name?
*follows* yeah. it's Jiraiya
-_- huh ... real original there. did your trainer also have a Seismitoad named Gamabunta?
=3=;; hey, don't rip on ... o_o who was my trainer?
that's what i wish to find out. don't worry, im not here to hurt you. once i find a rest stop in Slateport, breakfast will be on me. do you like jam on your toast or do you prefer hone-
*floating and spinning in high speeds* KIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
what the?!
*quickly gets him and Jiraiya behind a bush* we don't want to get too close! the zombies were already bad enough, but we got wendigos too ...
o__o;; the what?!
what the fuck's going on?!
._. believe me, you're not the only one wondering ...



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