Obligatory Holiday Picture 4

o.o i would've thought of showing something horrifying or hilarious, but i fully intended on giving Selene a shameless outfit just for the sake of shameless fanservice. o3o;; besides, it's what this bitch would totally do (here's the previous years)

[insert recycled intro from the last 3 pics]


o_o she's dressed as one of Hammerman's back up singers. o.o they're completely useless characters in a terrible cartoon. this should say enough about Hammerman ... o.o there's also Mr. Enter's review, but the 10 minutes from the Nostalgia Critic sum it up just fine. so why the outfit? o3o i just liked how bizarre it looked. and literally no other reason. that's it. o_o i think i did ok with making the pic



o_o this can be considered canon. o3o;; we're not sure how the hell it could logically fit in this. you'd have to put it somewhere between 21 and 22, but 22's already been started and there's nothing between the pages where this could fit in ... then there's Soun and Selene's ages being "[insert age] in a month" and both Soun and Selene were born in February, so technically the entire run's in a January and ... -3- ah, fuck it, logical thought is for assholes, let's get to this shit. at night, we would see a certain dumb chocolate bitch and her raging homo of a starter preparing to get candy ...

all right, come out now ... *mutters to himself* <_<;; im expecting her to look like a hooker ...
*comes out and dances like she's poorly animated* ooooh~, look *poses*
....... ok, what ... the fuck?
for the record, i don't actually dance like an epileptic Peanuts character, im jus-
o.O;; dammit, woman! what the shit is that outfit!?
something extremely esoteric
-3- do you even know what that means?
-3- do you?
-3- something known only by a few people. but the fact that you're friggin dumb is known by plenty
-3- fuck you
._. seriously, what are you?
o.o;; what are you? a gay clown?
o_o gayer. the pride flag
._. yeah, that makes sense. you are totally gay
=3= damn right, honey *tries to snap, but fails since he has flippers*
o_o wait, isn't it supposed to be red on top and then the colors descending?
... ._.;; last time i make Felix do my make up. o3o but he did great with my colors. <_<;; not sure how he was able to even do anythi-o3o;; quit sidetracking me, now say what you are
o.o im dressed as one of those back up singers from Hammerman
o_o;; Hammer what?
you don't know what it is?
nope
.__.;; good, it's an abomination, you'll go blind from seeing it
o.O then why wear the outfit!? and where'd you even get it anyway!?
o3o i got it for free at a garage sale. it came with a micro bikini i wanted
-_- of course it did
o.o you know, this used to be a proper size, o3o then i wore it and the rest was history
._.;; ... what the hell did you eat to get a body like that?
o3o a crap ton of meat and some of this tasty imported milk my shitty mom got. she said it would make her sexy. o3o it totally didn't
._. did the logo consist of a witch's hat and a wand?
o_o yeah, why?
._. that explains so much ... <_<;; i'll explain it later, why did you dress like this?
-w- to make money. im gonna ask a bunch of people to see if they can guess on the 1st try. i bet half will say it's some kind of Luxray cosplay
o_o;; seriously? ... -_- along with this mal intent, you're hoping some shotas will impulsively want to plow you, huh?
aww, you know me so well~
-3- ... you know what, i'll take that bet. i'll bet $5,000,000 that no one else will know where this is from
o_o;; really? prepare to forever be in debt to me~

and then ...

*dressed as a vampire* o/_/o why are you dressed as one of the Fly Girls from Hammerman? *hiding his boner with his cape*
... ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?
you owe me 5 mil, bitch!
... you had a bet that i wouldn't figure out what you were dressed as, huh?
yes ...
i knew i'd win. you said you grew up in this secret lab and said the scientists were terrible people. from Selene's blunt description, im thinking that they'd used this "Hammerman" as a torture method
o.O;; i know they were horrible people, but would they really be that sadisti-
o_o;; actually, Xander's got it completely right
O___O;; what the shit!?
you see, 6 years ago, i learned that they kidnapped a bunch of children for some awful experiments. some might have had special powers that they'd want to extract. others ... well, they just wanted to do really bad things to them that i shouldn't know about at the age of 7
o_o;; oh Arceus ...
*summons an orb to make it act like a dramatic flashlight* if the kids went out of line, or if the scientists wanted to get a laugh, those poor souls would be forced to watch bad 90's cartoons. >_>;; and they do exist, there's lots of em. Shnookums and Meat, The Brothers Flub, just about everything from DiC, but most of all, Hammerman. the kids would unwillingly see them, clockwork orange style. <_<;; they'd be strapped to a chair with their eyes forced open and everything
O.O;; *holding each other and trembling in fear*
*puts his orb away* but my uncle and i saved them all in secret. we're heroes! *runs around with his cape in the wind* o3o whoosh! ... o.o maybe i should've dressed up as Ledianman. nah, this is fun too. bleh, bleh bleh~
./_/. oh my Arceus, i just want to hold him down an-
-3- no

*dressed like a malasada* o3o i dig the outfit, yeah?
*dressed like Elsa* this is so unfitting, these colors clash with my actual ones. and why don't they ever have Anna costumes?
o.o it's cooler to be a literal ice queen, yeah?
that's a lousy pun
o3o i made a pun? awesome!
... does this make my hips look big?
yep
*has a stoic blush* good *shakes her hips as she walks*
... o.o i wonder if her and Soun have done anything ... you coming, Darts?
*appears dressed as Dartz* LET'S GO GET SUM CANDEH, DOUCHEBAYUG! *flies off*
o_o;; where did he get that costume from ...

and so, this group of stupid idiots would proceed to get a fuck ton of candy ... and a good amount of money. unfortunately, it would all get crushed by a meteor later. lol



i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used