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((I have to give you a warning: Daniel is more of a dick than I am personally, and I should warn you that he probably will get pissy with you. It is no hard feelings towards you personally, and I'm not doing it to be a troll. He does morally questionable things. Do not take them as me thinking you suck.))
*He's reading a book, then looks down over it* Well...... hello. Daniel Warner's the name. Who the hell are you? Never mind, I really don't care. Listen, welcome to my page. I have another one for my art
But if you're here for roleplay, then keep your pants on. Unless you are a dame, then take 'em off. Heh heh.
Name: Smakky Alabaster Mctober Awesomesauce Warner Jr.
Stage Name: Daniel Warner
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Fears: Being forgotten (Already happened)
Story: Drawn in 1991 originally as a duck, then as a proto-warner, Smakky was the third Warner Brother. Sadly, with the decision to have a Warner Sister and keep it at 3 Warners, Smakky went to the Cartoon Wasteland. There, he met Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and his 420 children. Oswald became Smakky's mentor, teaching him everything, including a hatred of the one that replaced him, Dot. Then, the Thinner Disaster happened, Smakky was partially thinned out, and Gremlin Gus took him to a doctor. They reanimated him as a 16 year old with red spiky hair and taller than most of the Toons in the Wasteland. He then decided to wear what he wanted, being brown pants that show his ankles with a belt, and a sky blue t-shirt with a 1-up mushroom from the Mario games. But, he then was discovered by an artist, and was summoned to the world known as Toontown, becoming a dual citizen of Toontown and Wasteland. He is also considered to be in the trope "The Rimmer", as a jerk that everybody loves even though he can be rude to everybody, named after Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf. He currently resides in Toontown with his wife Simara and a video game collection so large it has its own zip code.
Age: 16 (Physical) 85 (Chronological)
Size: About 4' 8"
Voice basis: Jason Marsden
Characteristics: Red spiky hair, sky blue t-shirt with a 1-up mushroom on it, khaki pants with a belt.
Personality: Sarcastic, rude, but can be kind. Has a tendency to flirt with girls, but it's due to being constantly 16.
Personal Quote: "No shit, Sherlock.", "Sweet Buttery Freeling!"
Faults: Severe alcoholism to the point where he drinks booze more than any other liquid, is sarcastic almost to the point of rudeness, hates his siblings (especially Dot) to the point where he goes into a fit of blind rage, Usually intoxicated with any substance, smokes after everything, including breaths.
Personality most like: Bugs Bunny, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Beetlejuice, Moe Howard of The Three Stooges, The Nostalgia Critic, Daffy Duck.
Relatives: Yakko Warner (Younger Brother), Wakko Warner (Younger brother), Dot Warner (Younger sister), Hello Nurse (Sister-in-law, married to Yakko).
Motto: Not in the face!
Friends: My mentor! He taught me everything!
Sheriff Huddles Dizzygadget. My second in command, best friend ever and patsy for any crimes I commit. We're like honey on gloves, there's no separating us.
Sure, she's with Wakko, but she likes me, and that is all that matters.
Winston's some type of evil version of Wakko. He's also my drinking buddy.
This guy is the greatest! He shoots shit for a living as part of the RED team from Team Fortress 2.
She is one of the few people I can respect.
The AVGN is a badass!
Period is awesome. You mess with her and ya have ta deal with me!
Derpy is one of my best friends ever.
Neutral: He's my brother.
My other, way more ANNOYING brother.
I'm still gettin' ta know the dame, she seems pretty nice.
Hates: Do NOT bring her up.
Hate him slightly less than Dot.
Song that sums up the character: Gypsy Bard www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ixvsV…