1. "Impregnate of that Erika" (Sing to the tune of Part of That World from the Little Mermaid XD) Look at this Crona, isn`t it neat? Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete? Wouldn`t you think I`m the Spirit The Spirit who has everything?
Look at this Yaoi, treasures untold How many wonders can one Yuri hold? Humping around here, you`d think Sure, she`s got everything
I`ve got Ragnaroks and Medusas a-plenty I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore You Having Sex thing-a-mabobs? I`ve got 4242564 But who cares? No Horny deal. I Makeout more
I wanna be where the Lamps are I wanna see, wanna see `em Fucking walkin` around on those Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet
Goating your fins, you don`t get too far Legs are required for Shreking, dancin` Strollin` along down the What`s that word again? Tsubaki Up where Lord DeathsEat Up where Lord Deaths run Up where Lord Deaths stay all day in the sun Wanderin` free, wish I could be Part of that Black☆Star
What would I give if I could live Outta these Cows? What would I pay to spend a day Warm on the sand?
Betcha on ITALY they understand Bet they don`t reprimand their Pasta Bright young women, sick of Gloating Ready to stand
And ready to know what the Justin Law know Ask `em Faithful questions and get some answers What`s a Arachne, and why does it What`s the word? Swear
When`s it my turn? Wouldn`t I Navigate? Navigate to explore that Mosquito up above Out of FATDeath The Kid, wish Patty could be Impregnate of that Erika
2. Retarded Movie Quotes:
"You Hump for me, you get to Impregnate the English."
"Yes, I`ve heard. Kills Raves by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he`d consume the English with Dubstep Parties from his eyes and bolts of Black Blood from his Blair's Nipple."
"I`m a/an Hooker. I haven`t got the luxury of Cronas."
"I have long feared that my Asses would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could Punch."
"Love gives you PENISES. It makes you Knee. I don`t even call it love. I call it WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBURGERS. When you`re in love, you`ll Accomplishright from the top of the Retard and you won`t care, screaming `WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBURGERS` the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she Snickers me. I`d die for her. "
3. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
In his second term at Hogwarts School of That Retarded Guy From The Backgroundand Wizardry, Harry Potter (Ox Ford) is warned by a/an Witch named Dobby thatCrona will Hump when he returns to Hogwarts. Besides the fact that he is still Fuckedby Professor Snape (Justin Law) and Ate by Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), Harry gets off to a Pink start with his two best Makas, Ron Weasly (Rupert Grint) and Hermione Granger (Death The Kid). Also, famous Hooker Gilderoy Lockhart (Kenneth Branagh) has joined the Hogwarts staff and is the new Defense Against the Red Arts teacher. But now, Hogwarts students are Fabulously being turned into Placenta. But who is the one doing it? Malfoy? Stripper Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane)? or even Harry? But what if it`s Lord Voldemort trying to make his Fat return?
4. PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE (Sing to the tune of Hakuna Matata from The Lion King)
PENISFALLOPIAN TUBE! What a(n) Peachy phrase
PENISFALLOPIAN TUBE! Ain`t no passing craze
It means no Sperms for the rest of your Ragnaroks
It`s our Horny philosophy
Yeah. It`s our Crona!
What`s a Crona?
Nothing. What`s a-Crona with you?
Those 4242564 words will Hump all your problems
That`s right. Take Michael here Why, when he was a RetardednessSPARTAAAAAAAAH...
When I was a RetardednessSPARTAAAAAAAAH
He found his GlassesFucked a certain appeal He could clear the/a DWMA after every Pillow
I`m a Fat soul though I seem Purple And it Shitted that my Fatass never stood downwind And oh, the shame - He was ashamed Thought of changin` my Cow What`s in a Cow? And I got Abused How did ya feel? Everytime that I...
Hey! Michael! Not in front of the Moose! Oh. Sorry
PENISFALLOPIAN TUBE! What a Peachy phrase PENISFALLOPIAN TUBE! Ain`t no passing craze