Retarded Mad Libs XD
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Luxrai12321 and I got bored, so this happened!!

1. "Impregnate of that Erika" (Sing to the tune of Part of That World from  the Little Mermaid XD)

Look at this Crona, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the Spirit
The Spirit who has everything?

Look at this Yaoi, treasures untold
How many wonders can one Yuri hold?
Humping around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got Ragnaroks and Medusas a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You Having Sex thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 4242564
But who cares? No Horny deal. I Makeout more

I wanna be where the Lamps are
I wanna see, wanna see `em Fucking
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

Goating your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for Shreking, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? Tsubaki
Up where Lord Deaths Eat
Up where Lord Deaths run
Up where Lord Deaths stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that Black☆Star

What would I give if I could live
Outta these Cows?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on ITALY they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their Pasta
Bright young women, sick of Gloating
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the Justin Law know
Ask `em Faithful questions and get some answers
What`s a Arachne, and why does it
What`s the word? Swear

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I Navigate?
Navigate to explore that Mosquito up above
Out of FAT Death The Kid, wish Patty could be
Impregnate of that Erika

2. Retarded Movie Quotes:

"You Hump for me, you get to Impregnate the English."

"Yes, I`ve heard. Kills Raves by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he`d consume the English with Dubstep Parties from his eyes and bolts of Black Blood from his Blair's Nipple."

"I`m a/an Hooker. I haven`t got the luxury of Cronas."

"I have long feared that my Asses would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could Punch."

"Love gives you PENISES. It makes you Knee. I don`t even call it love. I call it WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBURGERS. When you`re in love, you`ll Accomplishright from the top of the Retard and you won`t care, screaming `WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBURGERS` the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she Snickers me. I`d die for her. "

3. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets

In his second term at Hogwarts School of That Retarded Guy From The Backgroundand Wizardry, Harry Potter (Ox Ford) is warned by a/an Witch named Dobby thatCrona will Hump when he returns to Hogwarts. Besides the fact that he is still Fuckedby Professor Snape (Justin Law) and Ate by Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), Harry gets off to a Pink start with his two best Makas, Ron Weasly (Rupert Grint) and Hermione Granger (Death The Kid). Also, famous Hooker Gilderoy Lockhart (Kenneth Branagh) has joined the Hogwarts staff and is the new Defense Against the Red Arts teacher. But now, Hogwarts students are Fabulously being turned into Placenta. But who is the one doing it? Malfoy? Stripper Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane)? or even Harry? But what if it`s Lord Voldemort trying to make his Fat return?

4. PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE (Sing to the tune of Hakuna Matata from The Lion King)

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE! What a(n) Peachy phrase

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE! Ain`t no passing craze

It means no Sperms for the rest of your Ragnaroks

It`s our Horny philosophy

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE?

Yeah. It`s our Crona!

What`s a Crona?

Nothing. What`s a-Crona with you?

Those 4242564 words will Hump all your problems

That`s right. Take Michael here
Why, when he was a Retardedness SPARTAAAAAAAAH...

When I was a Retardedness SPARTAAAAAAAAH

Very Derpy

Thanks

He found his Glasses Fucked a certain appeal
He could clear the/a DWMA after every Pillow

I`m a Fat soul though I seem Purple
And it Shitted that my Fatass never stood downwind
And oh, the shame - He was ashamed
Thought of changin` my Cow What`s in a Cow?
And I got Abused How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Michael! Not in front of the Moose!
Oh. Sorry

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE! What a Peachy phrase
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE! Ain`t no passing craze

It means no Sperms for the rest of your Ragnaroks

It`s our Horny philosophy
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBEPENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBEPENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBEPENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBEPENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE

It means no Sperms for the rest of your Ragnaroks

It`s our Horny philosophy
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!

:D Yeahh........ Have fun reading our retardness
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This is... I have not the words...
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XD I'd like to be there watching you guys make this shit!
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