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so as i said, i'd be moving when my school started.... and tomorrow's the third day of school, so......

i'm moving to a new account! however i won't give you my account name. come find me! (i might give you the account if you ask for it tho.... email me for it ( chobble.gobbler69@gmail.com ... don't ask me why) )

TMD (The Murderer's Daughter) will be updated on my new account with the name of "Stitches: From Brown To Yellow."

I will not deactivate this account, it'll just be completely empty.
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Imma be drawing, or trying to draw...

join.me/377-587-259
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Nobody turned up to the game yesteday, so let's try again today!


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no password this time- random people will join and derp out with us
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Journal Entry: Sun Jul 13, 2014, 9:31 AM


Okay, so apparently my computer had a virus, so I needed to reload Windows or something.

And thus, I've lost all my files!! Which is okay, I can just reload them!!

But hey, my computer's fine, so it's all good!!

Also, I have 5 days of PM left, and I was wondering... is  it possible to gift your leftover pms to people?? 


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  • Reading: A Game Of Thrones
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  • Eating: Pasta ^.^
  • Drinking: Water

I'm Not Dead!!

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 10, 2014, 3:43 AM


I just haven't been on here in forever! But I'm alive, don't worry!!

First things first: My computer is out of order, and has been for about a week now. And I somehow lost the ability to draw on the iPad, so no art for a while. Unless you'd like messy sketches with bad lighting (I sketch messily, and I don't have a scanner nearby (I'd need my computer to get the images anyway...))

Okay, now that that's done, Q&A time!! Those who submitted questions will remain anonymous, unless they request otherwise.

What's your favourite food?
PASTAAAAAAA! No seriously, it's pasta. And maybe fries.
What's your favourite drink?
Water, I can't live without it!
What's your favourite desert?
I know it's kind of overrated, but I'll go with the Sahara Desert! (Troll answer. My favourite dessert.... Probably chocolate chip cookies.)
Cats or Dogs?
Cats. When I was younger, my grandma brainwashed me into thinking dogs were evil, and caused cancer, and stuff like that (though their fur can be very dangerous). Thus I've developed a fear of dogs, and am constantly ridiculed by my *friend* because of this (Not mentioning any names, but his nickname is Asshole)
Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi. I don't know why, but when I walk into a market or something, and they have both Pepsi and Coke there, i'll always go for a Pepsi. I think it's because of the colour  (because red's a warm colour and drinking a cold drink from a warm-coloured container is weird. I know, sounds dumb). But I'm fine with Coke too.
Do you play video games?
Yeah, but nothing that involves PvP (unless it's super strategic or something) because 1. I fail horribly at those, and 2. My parents actually pay attention to the PEGI ratings, so they won't let me buy 18+ games (which is good, cause my friends who play 18+ games are rather inconsiderate of other people! though it probably has nothing to do with that.
What's your favourite season?
Fall/Autumn. I think it's a very pretty season, and that's when school starts again (meaning I get to see my friends, and they have no way of ignoring me, because if they do I can easily snap their necks. (Yeah, my friend won't reply to the messages I send her))
What's your favourite anime?
Oh man, there are so many to choose from! Probably Hetalia, Death Note and No Game No Life. Not counting the ones I haven't finished yet (Ouran High School Host Club and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Wait....)
What's your favourite cartoon?
Adventure Time, even thought I just started watching it religiously (as in watching from episode 1 to whatever the newest episode is)

What's your favourite genre of music?
Symphonic Metal (though I like most other types, too), Alternative, J-Pop (but mostly anime themes) and Queen. Queen is now a genre.
What's your favourite singer?
I don't really listen to any individual singers... But if I had to name one, I'd say Adele.
What's your favourite band?
I can't choose just one, so here's a list. Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Imagine Dragons, Queen, Nightwish and Bon Jovi (not in order)
Who do you hate the most?
The person I hate the most has to be 'Asshole'. We used to be friends, but nowadays all he does is torment me. It's become so bad that I find it hard to learn when I'm in a class with him, because he'll say offensive things about my gender, race, religion , interests and physical appearance (like 'All Muslims are terrorists' and 'they don't let retards into the EU').  I know, they're very basic insults but I'm a bit of a wimp.
Creepy-pastas?
It depends.

Have you ever faked a sickness to not go somewhere, and if so, what was it?
I've faked sickness to skip school at least 10 times this year, usually because 'Asshole' crossed the line or I'm just randomly depressed for a day (happens a lot to me, usually once every week)
What takes the most of your time, daily?
Mostly hanging out on the internet, drawing or watching anime or a tv show or something.
What's the story behind your new username?
It's a reference to Hetalia. 'Doitsu' means Germany in Japanese. I thought 'Annoyer of Doitsu' sounded cooler than 'Annoyer of Germany'.
Are you watching/keeping track of the World Cup 2014?
Kinda. I know about Germany's amazing-ness in that game against Brazil (they won 7-1 0_o) and I might watch the final, if my sister is okay with not watching game shows for a night or two!

so there you have it! Now I need to go eat lunch, so bye!!



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  • Eating: Pasta ^.^
  • Drinking: Water

Join me!

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 30, 2014, 2:12 AM


I got Paint Tool SAI, and was finally able to register my tablet, sooo... I'll start with failing to draw!! Come watch me fail XD join.me/991-001-972


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HELP!!

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 27, 2014, 12:39 PM


I got my new tablet... But it's from Asia. And to register it and get my additional software, I need to have an address located somwhere in east asia... what do I do, guys?? Please, this is urgent!!


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Update+Tag

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 27, 2014, 10:43 AM


Okay, here it goes!

Today I got my new drawing Tablet. It's a Wacom Intuos Pen&Touch!! I haven't tried using it yet, nor have I gotten used to it (obviously) so my art may be really crappy for a month or so!!

Also, I'm at my grandparent's house, and our internet is really crappy! That, and my mum insists that we spend at least 6 hours a day at the beach. Also, we have one of my mum's friend staying over, so we're showing her around town. So yeah, i'm gonna be really inactive.

Also, I got tagged!
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 I got tagged by :iconoichidan:! I have nothing better to do, so...

THE RULES
  1. You must post these rules.
  2. Each person has to share 10 things about them.
  3. Answer the 10 questions you got and come up with 10 on your own.
  4. You must tag 1-10 people.
  5. Put the person's icon in your journal.
  6. Tag 10 people.
  7. Inform them that they have been tagged and don't put something like "You are tagged of you read this."
  8. You must make a journal entry not just comment.
  9. You can not say you don't do tags.
  10. No tag-backs are allowed.
10 FACTS ABOUT ME
  1. I'm a girl.
  2. One of my really close friends moved away (to Kenya, Africa) so I'm bummed out :c
  3. Currently I'm in Focha, Turkey. It's a kinda-small town near Izmir, which is the third biggest city in Turkey!
  4. My English becomes horrible during summer break, because I talk to everyone in Turkish...
  5. I try to be friendly to everyone on dA, cause most people IRL think I'm really cold (cause I usually stay silent and use one-word responses. I'm not much of a talker)
  6. I'm going to East Aurora, NY next year!! I'ts really close to the America-Canada border.
  7. I either don't ship it, or ship it hard. I only have one or two ships that aren't on my Otp or Notp list.
  8. I cut my thumb yesterday... Don't worry, it's still there! (I didn't cut it off, I just sorta... cut it. It was an accident.)
  9. Currently my desktop background is a slide show of Hetalia screenshots.
  10. I have to restart my computer after this.

10 QUESTIONS I HAVE TO RESPOND TO
1. What country do you live in?
    Azerbaijan... I'm pretty sure it's anonymous right now, the last big thing we did was hosting Eurovision two years ago...
2. Could you describe the situation on your surrounding?
    I live in a little neighbourhood 30 minutes away from the city. It's really nice there, all green and stuff, it's a typical urban neighbourhood... It's really not too interesting... And my school is like 2-5 minutes away from my house on foot.
3. What subject of school do you like the most?                                                            Definitely English. And Art.
4. What subject of school do you hate the most?                                                         Russian. My teacher's a turd.
5. What languages can you fluently speak?                                                                  English and Turkish.
6. What is your hobby?                                                                                                    Drawing, writing and reading.
7. Would you do an art-trade with me? Or if you're freelancing, would you draw   one TMJ character for me?                                                                                               I'd do an art-trade, though it might be crappy cause I haven't gotten used to my tablet yet....
8. Which is better: sleeping, hanging out, or watching television?                                 Hanging out and watching TV at the same time. I've always thought sleep was kinda useless.
9. Is the internet connection in your place hard to find?                                                 It's pretty easy to find in Baku, but currenty.... nope XD
10. What are your favorite foods?                                                                                 Pasta. And Fries. And don't you dare make GerIta jokes!!
QUESTIONS FOR THE TAGGED
  1. What do you use to draw and/or write?
  2. If you could trade lives with someone, who would you trade with??
  3. What is your OTP(s)? What about your NOTP(s)?
  4. First word that comes to your mind??
  5. Favourite Doctor Who Companion? (If you're not familiar with it, just write the first girl's name you think of. There's been 60+ companions over the last 50 years, so there's bound to be one by the name you thought up of.)
  6. Favourite Disney movie?
  7. Favourite Anime? (or cartoon, if you prefer those)
  8. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
  9. Favourite ice cream flavour?
  10. Thoughts on your siblings? (Or cousins, if you're an only child.)
I TAG:
  1. GrinReaperXÂ
  2. PoppySeedz 
  3. Vallestin 
  4. BlueInkWolf 
  5. Luxrai12321 
  6. SOLICITOUSDOVE 
  7. Sparky-the-Scraggy 
  8. Sparky58423 
  9. xorsu 
  10. Yusmila 
Hehe, have fun you guys!!





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Q and A Questions Please??

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 24, 2014, 8:26 AM


I'd like to do a Q&A, but I need questions!! So please, submit your questions. You have no limit, meaning you can submit 100 questions if you'd like! Please... I think it would be really fun to do!!


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OH MY GOD

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 24, 2014, 7:14 AM


I accidentally bought 'The Golden Compass' and it's sequel XD

To my defence, the bookstore I got them from gets their books from England, so the book was titled 'Northern Lights'. Also, I haven't seen the movie, and it came out when I was like.... 7 or 8, 6 maybe? I can't remember. So yeah XD

Accidentally buying a book has it's ups and downs... I read all these books that pretty much no one in my school has heard of (I'm a book hipster, so suck it), so I was like 'yay, another unknown book for my bookshelf!!'.. XD NOPE!


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Ah yes, summer vacation...

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 23, 2014, 10:43 AM


I arrived to turkey yesterday... I'm probs gonna be really really busy for the next few days... and my ipad is being a derp... so I might not be on much k?


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Cleaning Up My Profile

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 20, 2014, 8:50 PM


UPDATE: Cleaning done!! I used to have 100 watchers... Now I'm down to 28...



I'll be blocking ghosts... I really hate blocking people, but I don't want 75 watchers who don't do anything...
If you are blocked from my account, that's probably why. Ask a friend or someone to ask me to unblock you c:


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50 Point Giveaway WINNERS

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 20, 2014, 1:23 AM


1st Place (25 points) Winner: 
:iconschwannie:!! 

2nd Place (15 points) Winner:
:iconaarohades:!!

3rd Place (10 points) Winner:
:iconsakurai-uchiha:!!

Points have been sent!!





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Parents and Death Note

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 19, 2014, 10:23 PM


So today, I got a bunch of Death Note merch, including an adjustable Chibi L figurine. As I was playing around with and trying to figure out how to swap out the facial expression band stuff, my mum came in and asked me what the hell I was doing. I explained that I was trying to make L sit on his chair (the L way, that is). Being the curious parent she is, she asked me if she could watch or read Death Note.

The first two volumes are being borrowed by a friend right now, so she wouldn't be able to read it. However, I could invite her to watch it with me... But I'm not sure if I should. There's nothing too inappropriate, other than the fact that the series is centred around a notebook that can kill people. So, should I let my mum watch Death Note?

And if yes, sub or dub? She's watched a sub before (Ponyo), and I like the sub more than the dub, but since Death Note is really confusing, maybe dub would be best?


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So yesterday, our English teacher showed us this fantastic video. It was basically a dramatic reading of a children's book, but with a twist at the end *evil smile* I found the video she showed us! care to watch it?

youtu.be/Ey4ssyczeTs

Start at around 2:50 if you want to skip the intro

have fun!!
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Luxrai12321 and I got bored, so this happened!!

1. "Impregnate of that Erika" (Sing to the tune of Part of That World from  the Little Mermaid XD)

Look at this Crona, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the Spirit
The Spirit who has everything?

Look at this Yaoi, treasures untold
How many wonders can one Yuri hold?
Humping around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got Ragnaroks and Medusas a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You Having Sex thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 4242564
But who cares? No Horny deal. I Makeout more

I wanna be where the Lamps are
I wanna see, wanna see `em Fucking
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

Goating your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for Shreking, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? Tsubaki
Up where Lord Deaths Eat
Up where Lord Deaths run
Up where Lord Deaths stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that Black☆Star

What would I give if I could live
Outta these Cows?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on ITALY they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their Pasta
Bright young women, sick of Gloating
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the Justin Law know
Ask `em Faithful questions and get some answers
What`s a Arachne, and why does it
What`s the word? Swear

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I Navigate?
Navigate to explore that Mosquito up above
Out of FAT Death The Kid, wish Patty could be
Impregnate of that Erika

2. Retarded Movie Quotes:

"You Hump for me, you get to Impregnate the English."

"Yes, I`ve heard. Kills Raves by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he`d consume the English with Dubstep Parties from his eyes and bolts of Black Blood from his Blair's Nipple."

"I`m a/an Hooker. I haven`t got the luxury of Cronas."

"I have long feared that my Asses would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could Punch."

"Love gives you PENISES. It makes you Knee. I don`t even call it love. I call it WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBURGERS. When you`re in love, you`ll Accomplishright from the top of the Retard and you won`t care, screaming `WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBURGERS` the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she Snickers me. I`d die for her. "

3. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets

In his second term at Hogwarts School of That Retarded Guy From The Backgroundand Wizardry, Harry Potter (Ox Ford) is warned by a/an Witch named Dobby thatCrona will Hump when he returns to Hogwarts. Besides the fact that he is still Fuckedby Professor Snape (Justin Law) and Ate by Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), Harry gets off to a Pink start with his two best Makas, Ron Weasly (Rupert Grint) and Hermione Granger (Death The Kid). Also, famous Hooker Gilderoy Lockhart (Kenneth Branagh) has joined the Hogwarts staff and is the new Defense Against the Red Arts teacher. But now, Hogwarts students are Fabulously being turned into Placenta. But who is the one doing it? Malfoy? Stripper Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane)? or even Harry? But what if it`s Lord Voldemort trying to make his Fat return?

4. PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE (Sing to the tune of Hakuna Matata from The Lion King)

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE! What a(n) Peachy phrase

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE! Ain`t no passing craze

It means no Sperms for the rest of your Ragnaroks

It`s our Horny philosophy

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE?

Yeah. It`s our Crona!

What`s a Crona?

Nothing. What`s a-Crona with you?

Those 4242564 words will Hump all your problems

That`s right. Take Michael here
Why, when he was a Retardedness SPARTAAAAAAAAH...

When I was a Retardedness SPARTAAAAAAAAH

Very Derpy

Thanks

He found his Glasses Fucked a certain appeal
He could clear the/a DWMA after every Pillow

I`m a Fat soul though I seem Purple
And it Shitted that my Fatass never stood downwind
And oh, the shame - He was ashamed
Thought of changin` my Cow What`s in a Cow?
And I got Abused How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Michael! Not in front of the Moose!
Oh. Sorry

PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE! What a Peachy phrase
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE! Ain`t no passing craze

It means no Sperms for the rest of your Ragnaroks

It`s our Horny philosophy
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBEPENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBEPENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBEPENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBEPENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE

It means no Sperms for the rest of your Ragnaroks

It`s our Horny philosophy
PENIS FALLOPIAN TUBE!

:D Yeahh........ Have fun reading our retardness
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+ means open
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I wanted to do commissions with more point variation, so yeah~

+Headshot+

1 point for every 10 minutes. (If drawing takes 60 minutes, you will pay 6 points!)

Sketch: No add on!
Line-art: +2
Colour - Flat: +4
Colour - Shaded: +6
Speech Bubble: +8
Extra Character: +10

+Half - Body+

2 points for every 10 minutes (If drawing takes 60 minutes, you will pay 12 points!)

Sketch: No add on!
Line-art: +4
Colour - Flat: +6
Colour - Shaded: +8
Speech Bubble: +10
Extra Character: +12

+Full - Body+

4 points for every 10 minutes (if drawing takes 60 minutes, you will pay 24 points!)

Sketch: No add on!
Line-art: +6
Colour - Flat: +8
Colour - Shaded: +10
Speech Bubble: +12
Extra Character: +14

+Slots+


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Yo, guys!! I made an adopt account. Username is Doitsu-Adopts !! So if you have any extra points you wanna spend, come check it out c:
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO

So I just reached 100 watchers! And to think there are 100 random people from all around the world stalking me and my art!! :D

So because of this, I wanna do something special for you guys: The first 10 people to comment on this journal will receive a feature!! The first two will receive a feature forever, the next two will receive a feature for 1 year, the next two will receive a feature for 2 months, and so on!!

Featured:
:iconsparky-the-scraggy: :iconluxrai12321: :iconshadowed-mist: :iconvallestin: :iconsolicitousdove: :icongreennoodlekitten: :iconflythefish: :iconnyqueent: :icongrinreaperx:
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