Hello there. My name is Sarah. I'm here to tell you a story... called POOPHEADWPPOSIkPFOKSSHITCACAASSHOLE.
One day, there was a asshole that was named Dick Head. One day, he drank too much coffee. Then he got high on drugs. He had to go to the hospital. The doctor told him that he couldn't eat or drink coffee anymore. He refused. And he drank coffee. Again. This time, he died of a disease called POOPHEADWPPOSIkPFOKSSHITCACAASSHOLE.
If you don't copy and paste this to all of the plz there is on DeviantART, you will die with the disease POOPHEADWPPOSIkPFOKSSHITCACAASSHOLE.
Or not
