My hometown is a strange place. My country is a strange place in general. Hungary is like the Texax of Europe, and my hometown is even worse, Székesfehérvár not only has the wordplay nickname of "Székesfehérvér" which means City of White Blood, but it is said to be the most racist city of Hungary.
My people are jerks. They are campaigning for an airport (!) to be built in my hometown where the population is less than the number of students attending to my university - yet the same people believe in chemtrails destroying Earth. Like... logic.
As we know, racism, hillbillyness and conspiracy theories comes hand in hand. And today I have had the pleasure of meeting with a veteran deconspirator.
I was at the doctor, trying to get my lady pills inscribed, when this wacky old man came to me.
"Did you know, young lady, that you have been scammed by Jews to take birth control pills, so you will give birth to mutated freaks? This is because America has sold all her biological weapons to Iran, and now they need more mutants to take over the world!"
At first I was like: WUT?
But than it hit me: I'M THE MOTHER OF THE X-MEN ARMY! I can never be more fabulous than this!