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Quick chat

1 min read
- Man, I'm dizzy...What happened?
- You haven't eaten in two days, had like a dozen of experiments and your brain is melting like jell-o in a microwave.
- Does this mean we're getting closer to the finale on my story?
- Well, to be honest, kind of!


- Hé, Saci, rég nem...
- Jó hogy jössz, ezt kéne elemezned. Holnapra. Megoldható?
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Mother of al conspiracies

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My hometown is a strange place. My country is a strange place in general. Hungary is like the Texax of Europe, and my hometown is even worse, Székesfehérvár not only has the wordplay nickname of "Székesfehérvér" which means City of White Blood, but it is said to be the most racist city of Hungary.
My people are jerks. They are campaigning for an airport (!) to be built in my hometown where the population is less than the number of students attending to my university - yet the same people believe in chemtrails destroying Earth. Like... logic.
As we know, racism, hillbillyness and conspiracy theories comes hand in hand. And today I have had the pleasure of meeting with a veteran deconspirator.

I was at the doctor, trying to get my lady pills inscribed, when this wacky old man came to me.

"Did you know, young lady, that you have been scammed by Jews to take birth control pills, so you will give birth to mutated freaks? This is because America has sold all her biological weapons to Iran, and now they need more mutants to take over the world!"

At first I was like: WUT?

But than it hit me: I'M THE MOTHER OF THE X-MEN ARMY! I can never be more fabulous than this! :D
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Ideafeed MZ/X/MK-U

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- Én leszek a nevelőtiszted.
- Mint egy börtönben?
- Nem, nem börtönnek mondanám, inkább... kollégiumnak.
- Medencésbuli is lesz?
- Ha hajlandó vagy együttműködni, tehetünk engedményeket.
- Együttműködni? Miben?!
- ... tudod, mi az az MK-Ultra?
- Hogyne. Övék volt a Vörös Villám projekt 1986 és 89 között.
- Te minden projektünket ilyen behatóan ismered?
- Áh, nem igazán érdekeltek. De a Vörös Villám az anyám volt.
- !... Erről nem tájékoztattak.
- Ezen meg kéne lepődnöm?
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Panem et circenses

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You brought me circus, i bring the bread.

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Behind blue eyes

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I've met a boy today on the internet whose girlfriend of four years has died a year ago.
My first reaction was to track down his life, analyze his every picture of her, google them, wolframalpha them, search every part of their facebook profiles, track down their facebook friends, etc.; I just couldn't believe his story. Suspicion is one of my involuntary reflexes now, it even suppresses empathy.
Happy now?
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