A blanket statement to all social media and news outlets

Statement Reads

"Bare witness to the fate that has befallen "The Green Goliath" at the hands of my Arachnid Annihilators, Tarantula and Scorpion. Be advised this will not remain an isolated occurrence.

Do not mourn for this green skinned creature, for far too long the world has relied upon self proclaimed 'heroes' like this to protect and nurture it, and where has it got us? They have ultimately acted to mask the decay of society, to enable the weak to prosper and to sustain a segment of the population that simply exists to burden the rest.

The word 'hero' has become tainted and misused and I hereby decree that anyone who continues to claim or continues to have that title bestowed upon them should be targeted for extermination or otherwise rendered impotent.

I call upon my fellow super powered brethren to join me in, what I like to term, a 'Hero Extinction Agenda'. We have been given or have taken our gifts for a reason - it is time to remove those crutches that support our broken system, for the strong to take control as nature would dictate, it is time to release ourselves of the millstone that is the weak and unworthy to secure the future for those who deserve it most.”

LR.

The jolly fat man of seasonal cheer had not pay his dues and so now owed Howard dear
A trap was baited with thought and with care, that red suited 'do-gooder' soon would be there,
He duly arrived with presents in tow so the Bryandt sisters pounced and brutally laid him low
The trio did muse what else they might gain, Nina bagged the stockings and an iphone was seen plain
Claudia reclined with wine and desire while Sarah looked for something to roast upon the open fire!

(with tongue suitably in cheek and no offence intended)

Seasonal Greetings and best wishes to one and all!

Several hours later the cool morning air is assaulted by the heavy thud of an approaching chopper, a dutiful duo on hand for the welcome.