1) You've ever reffered to your clothes as 'Artificial Skin' or your shoes as 'Artificial hooves'. (sp? )
2)If you've ever shouted, in a public place, to a passing red tailed hawk "What's up Tobias?"
3) If you've ever eaten instant maple and ginger oatmeal for the express purpose of keeping a Yeerk out of your head.
4 ) If you don't cuss out your adversaries in English anymore. They are no longer %##^&@!# or jerks anymore they are "Dapsens."
5) If your computer's spellcheck no longer rejects words like 'Andalite', 'Yeerk', 'Visser', 'Hork-Bajir', 'Taxxon', 'Animorph' etc.
6) If when you heard the song 'I'm Blue' by Eiffel 65 you immediately thought of Ax.
7)If you ever wondered if the old lady in book #10 was your grandma.
8) If you ever wanted to draw a picture of those Hork-Bajir playing poker in book #33.
9) If you knew that by bathing in grape juice Visser three turned the color of an Andalite female.
10) If you've ever cussed in Andalite or Yeerk in a public place.
11) If you've