In the spirit of the Saint Patrick scene,
a tale of my first try of the “green”:
the bong my friend lit,
I took a rather long hit,
and was the highest little white boy you’d seen.
*NOTE: The bird in my profile pic is NOT mine, but someone else's. They were kind enough to let me hold her for a few minutes. It's also the best recent picture of me I've got. So there.
I'm a college graduate with a degree in graphic design, and I'm a hobbyist artist on the side. I also dabble in poetry now and again.
Now, with that out of the way, some stuff to know about me!
I love stories, but not necessarily as books. Movies, TV Shows, and ANIME. Lots of it. The stories and tales and the triumphs of the human imagination are what both inspire, perplex, and provoke me. They teach, they entertain, they drive creation. And I love them SO much. Mythology, lore, fantasy, science fiction, tall tales, and even comedies. I've never tried it, but I think I'll be one heck of a storytelling grandfather one day!
Since there's not enough room on those tabs for my favorite stuff, here's a nice long list:
Anime: Bleach, Naruto & Shippuden, Death Note, Devil May Cry, Durarara!, Darker than Black, Baccano!, Angel Beats!, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Trigun, Hellsing Ultimate, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ao no Exorcist, Soul Eater, Gun X Sword, Highschool of the Dead, Black Butler, G Gundam, Gundam 00, Deadman Wonderland, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Rosario+Vampire, Romeo X Juliet, Elfen Lied, Black Rock Shooter, Zoids: New Generation Zero, Monster, Fairy Tail, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Trinity Blood, and probably a whole lot more that I can't remember.
And that's just the anime!
TV Shows: House, Supernatural, Arrow, Lie to Me, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Being Human, Invader Zim, Hell on Wheels, The Walking Dead, Justice League and Unlimited, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Family Guy, Scrubs, Castle, That '70's Show, Static Shock, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Futurama, and a lot more that I also can't remember.
Movies: Star Wars Original Trilogy & Episode 1, Lord of the Rings Trilogy & The Hobbit, The Matrix, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Alien, Aliens, AVP, Braveheart, Mr. Vampire (props to you if you know that movie), Transformers (the 1st), Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Watchmen, Harry Potter movies, Terminator movies, 007: Live and Let Die, 007: Casino Royale, 007: Skyfall, 007: From Russia with Love, Iron Man 1 & 2, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Avengers, E.T., Toy Story movies, Shrek 1 & 2, Predator, Zombieland, Kick-Ass, The Shawshank Redemption, The Raven, Jacob's Ladder, Jaws, The Wizard of Oz, Taken, Unknown, The A-Team, Van Helsing, The Hangover, Hellboy 1 & 2, Hellboy: Blood and Iron, Equilibrium, True Grit, The Karate Kid, A Christmas Story, a bunch of Disney classics... um... there's a whole lot more besides this, too. But you get the idea.
Musicians/Bands: Disturbed, Kamelot, Celldweller, Blue Stahli, Voicians, Weird Al, Stephen Lynch, Adrian von Ziegler, Blessed by a Broken Heart, Avenged Sevenfold, Adema, Five Finger Death Punch, Metallica, RED, Shinedown, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation, Simon Curtis, N'Sync, Michael Jackson, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Guns 'n' Roses, Journey, 3 Doors Down, Wayland, Daft Punk, and a whole lot of songs from other various artists.
I think that's enough about me. Check out my page! Do it now!
I'd like to save up so I can purchase a commission of a character from my fanfic. I've just set it at 1,000 because I like that number.
Donations are greatly appreciated, but I really just hope you enjoy my work.
Speaking of which, what are you doing still reading this? Go back to reading!
What? You're new here? Well, welcome, but really, have a look at my work. You know you want to.