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     "Jaeger, I challenge you!"
     You sighed contentedly, satisfied of how things were going on this fine New Year's party. Your friends we're drinking and half of them we're still sober. You laughed as Jean then slammed his elbow on the table, challenging Eren to a arm wrestling match. 
     Eren smirked and sat down across Jean. He then grabbed his hand. "Armin, be the referee," Eren demanded. Armin nodded and sat down beside Eren. 
     "Start!" Jean shouted. Jean and Eren then started to push against each other's hands, and you could see their muscles strain. The people watching on the side urged them on and some even placed bets. 

     "Such loud brats," you heard Levi say growl. You turned your head and saw that he was now sitting next to you. He held a cup of the beer and it was still 2/3 full. For you, you didn't get a drink. You don't want to embarrass yourself in front of everyone now, right? Okay, maybe you had one cup full of the drink. 

     "Don't worry, they'll be groaning in the morning tomorrow," you reassured him and you saw him roll his eyes. You noticed how he wasn't glaring at everything as much as he used to. In fact, you swore that he was showing a little emotion today. "Um, Cap-"

     "I thought I told you to call me Levi!" he growled.

     "Levi, how many drinks have you had?" you finished.

     "Three, I think."

     You mentally facepalmed. Was he still sober? You saw him take another sip of his drink, then he slammed the cup back on the table. "Dammit, I wish I could be taller."

     "Why is that?" 

     "So we don't need to be the same height."

     "Levi, are you sure your sober?" you asked him. He then turned his head and glared at you.

     "Of course I am!" He then pulled out a broom out of no where and then stood up on the table and swung it at the empty air. "Die Titan!" 

     "Levi, there's no Titan the-"    

     Levi then looked at you while still standing on the table. He then pointed the broom at you, with it's hairs (or whatever their called) pointing at you. "Are YOU the Titan?!" You then stood up from your seat and slightly backed away. 

     "Levi, you're drunk."

     "AAANDD YOUR SEXY!" Levi shouted. 

     You blushed at his statement. He then got down from the table and sat on the wooden tabletop. He kicked his legs like a silly school girl. "You know, there's this person I like! And you know who it is?!" he shouted happily at you. You covered your mouth, trying not to laugh out loud. 

     "IT'S [NAME]!"

     Your eyes widened and you blushed a deep red. Levi looked at you confusingly. "Huh? You look like [Name]! But never mind that, don't tell her I said I like her, okay?!" 

     "Uh, Levi-" you said, still blushing. He then looked at you with widened eyes and then he blushed a little.

     "[N-Name]? When did you get there?!" 

     "I always been here. Le-" You got cut off by Levi's index finger on you lips. You felt yourself heat up. He was REALLY close to your face right now. In fact, you could see his happiness, or was it drunkenness, in his beautiful storm blue eyes. 

     "Shhh, don't talk. I-I've been wanting to tell her for a while now but, I love you [Name]." He then crashed his lips onto yours and you stood there surprised for a few seconds before kissing him back. Sure, he smelled like beer and such. . . BUT YOU STILL GOT TO KISS LEVI!! [A/N: I almost put KILL instead of KISS XD]

     He then pulled away. "[Name], this is an order. You are to be my girlfriend." 

     "YES! YES PLEASE!" you suddenly exclaim without thinking.

     You awoke to knocking on your door. Your head slightly pounded a little from the drinking last night, but you could still tolerate loud sounds. "Who is it?" you called out to the person outside the door. 

     "It's Hanji~ Shorty requests your presence! He wanted to talk to you about something."

     Your eyes widened. Was it about last night? You then instantly sat up, your head pounding a little more. But nevertheless, you got out of bed and quickly changed into your everyday clothes, which was a white dress shirt with white pants, the Survey Corps jacket, and on top of that is the cloak with the Wings of Freedom insignia on it. 

     You walked out the door and saw Hanji was leaning against the wall with a smirk. "Good luck~" she chirped before running off. 

     Knocking on Levi's door, you heard Levi's voice from the other side. "Name and business."

     "[Name] [La-"

     "Shut up will you? Come in."

     You then put your hand on the knob and turned it. You pushed the door open and closed it. You saw Levi at his desk, his eyes boring into you. "You requested to see me, Levi?" 

     "Yeah. What happened last night?" 

     "What do you remember?"

     "I remember sitting- You know what? I don't have to answer this sh*t. I asked you a question first, I want you to answer it." 

     "Well, you complained of how noisy everyone else is, then you took another swig of your beer. I asked you how much you drank already and you said three cups. You then complained about wanting to be taller so we don't have to be the same height. Then you climbed on the table with a broom and swung it around, saying 'DIE TITAN!'. And then you pointed the broom at me and asked if I was the Titan." You then paused and blushed slightly, remembering what happened after.

     "Well, aren't you to continue?"

     "It's kind of embarass-"

     "Don't give a f*ck. Tell me."

     "Y-you told me I was sexy and then confessed you liked me. Out loud. Then you demanded me to be your girlfriend." 



     "Never mention this to anyone."

     "Y-yes, si-"

     "Levi. I said that you must call me Levi or Rivaille." 


     "Uhm Levi, were you really drunk last night?"

     ". . . I hear you mentioning this conversation to anyone else, you know what will happen."

     "So, you weren't drunk?"


Lol, drunk Levi. [or was he?] 
I don't know what I was doing. At first, I was going to make this story where the Reader tells Levi that if they jump when it turns New Years, he'll grow taller during the year. 
But, I didn't know how that would work out so... This happened.
Plus the story would of been super short.

:iconheichoukiraplz::iconwhatisiterenplz::iconscarederenplz: don't belong to me! They belong to Hajime Isayama.
You belong to :iconsassyrivailleplz:
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Uknown1678 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2018
Oh man Levi had me! XD Oh man he's such a player. 
cskoczylas Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Psh sure he wasn't drunk XD
2006pugs Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Plot twist: YOU were the drunk one...

Great story!!!
imafangirl12 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017
I rolled on the floor when he climbed on the table and shouted "DIE TITAN" while swinging around a fricking broom xD
Also, the end triggered me. BITCH YOU WEREN'T DRUNK-
FallingAutumnLeaf Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
So we for real or something...?
flaminguchiha Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That "Die Titan" part gave me the best frickin laugh HAAHHAAH
toxickiller535 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD ARE YOU A TITANllama cancan Levi Rivaille (Time to Kill) [V2] Titan Abnormal (Approaching) [V1] Levi (Opens Window) [V1] 
ThisLittleGirl-3087 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't give a sh*t to Levi but this is hilarious! I'm was choking at the he said I was sexy! Ohmygod I'm going to die!
raissafatimah Featured By Owner Edited Jun 2, 2016  Hobbyist Artist


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0Papermoon Featured By Owner May 20, 2016  Student Artist
Oh my god this so adorable and i couldn't stop laughing at how Levi wished he was taller.
tigerhawkgirl1221 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016
He was not drunk REALLY
NeoCyro042 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I loooooved this
fnafdatass1212 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2016
me: your drunk
Levi: and your sexy
Me: pfft bitch i know, but your still drunk 
KittytheKiller2015 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: You're drunk


Me: Yes I know, but you're still drunk.
PhyillyQuin Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016  Student Artist
IrisLam Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
same same
AngeGummyWormLover Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2016
hahahahahah Love Love it
YangDDDJ24 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Really nigga ):7 you weren't drunk... But awesome story
ItalyVeneciano Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"DIE TITAN!" XD and then he acted like a school girl... yessss
makiramiton Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015
"DIE TITAN !!!!" i'm so done XD Drunk Levi is soo kawaii Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-02 (Kawaii) [V1] Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-02 (Kawaii) [V1] 
NyannaWulfinna Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
ChocolateCandii Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You cunning short corporal you xDDDD Had me the entire time xDD

So cute. Keep up the great work, sweetums~:heart:
ShakiraIcySilverWolf Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
HOW COULD HE PULL THAT OFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
bshadow13 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
Shadow: your drunk
Levi: and your sexy
XD family guy
nora-diamond Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Student Digital Artist
While he was so drunk I couldn't stop laughing!!! I was running out of breath!! ( Wait did the other people heard him though? 0-0 I mean he screamed it really loud!! XD So what's the point of the others knowing?! 0-0 / XD) - ( while reading I was listening to 'Love more' he said baby why doubt we have sex in my hotel and more so loud' and 'get right and we could fuck some more' I was just like 0-0
EnderTor Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Student Artist
go home levi your drunk 
0-0 wha
EremikaLovesYou Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015
Wheeeeeeeeee *fangirls*
Lforeverisa Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
Merlin levi wasn't drunk?! Well...I highly appreciate his efforts of putting up a scene in order to confess to me! Cute story by the way!
baloci9803 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Student General Artist
Linkluver1 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Student Artist
Nice! :D 
angelplayer65 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
If he wasn't drunk then why ask?
brightpaw8 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer

Sneaky Levi.
QueenOfAwesome3987 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Student General Artist
So he was never drunk... All those charades just to tell me he likes me, wow.
Ray-Ra Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
so he was never drunk!? omg-
AngelNotes Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Student Artist
The ending tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂
AuraLady Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
**giggle fit** he had to be drunk lol I don't see him jumping up and declaring feelings for somebody lol
KristaUzumaki Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol this made me laugh so much awesome fic a haha Levi. ...Levi Rivaille (Not Interested) [V4] levi
URSHIuniverse Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How adorkable 😆
tinyduppy Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omigosh that was amazing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FLUFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYY
ColourPanne Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Omigosh, I finally found it!
I saw this story a long time ago, but I didn't get to favourite it.
It took some time, but I finally found it again!!! XD
Great story!! <3
AnimeGamer1223 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student Artist
Thank you :iconglompplz:
ColourPanne Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student General Artist
You're welcome! :D
BlackCat5643 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Pffft! I can't stop laughing! Pikachu-lol It's just too good! x3
CrystalCritic Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I knew Levi wouldn't get drunk so easily!
Drunk Levi is the best Levi.

I just remembered he wasn't drunk.
erza-mao Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
hahaha XD but still... drunk levi is the best levi XD
Amazingirl360 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I seriously think it would be the other way around.
Levi: You're drunk.
Me: You're sexy.
Levi: -blushes-
RedRolfe Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Me: ... So, Rivaille, where you drunk last night?
Levi: Partially. I knew what I was doing half the time, but the other half I was intoxicated enough that I had no clue what the hell I was doing.
Me: *Shrugs* In that case you should have done what I did. One drink that I drank very slowly so that it lasted the entire night, that way I staid sober.
Levi:......... Zoë?
Me: Yes, Rivaille?
Levi: Why didn't you tell me you where a genius?
Me: *Blushes* W-Well, uh, s-smart-t, y-yes, b-but genius, th-that's-s d-debatable.
Levi: *Chuckles and throws arm over shoulder* You're cute when you stutter, you know that?
Me: *Stutters so had I can't even get out a coherent sentence*
Levi: *Smiles* Tch. What to do with this adorable stuttering mess? I know! Read me a book that I don't have time to read myself until you calm down.
dantelover5000 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
Exo : Kai Happiness 
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