Just that nobody warned them of what happens at night...
EDIT, 11/28/14: A touch of Adobe Photoshop Express can really make a difference!
Ed, Edd n Eddy TM Cartoon Network, Danny Antonucci.
Five Nights at Freddy's TM Scott Cawthon.
Yep, they're in this together. Glad you like!
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Eddy Scam-Land. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where money and scams come to life. Eddy Entertainment is not responsible for damage to toilets or person. Upon discovering that damage or homeless has occurred, a poor person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the shops have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the cul-de-sac kids from here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to plan those same stupid scams for fifteen years and I never got a quarter? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these dorks hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little bit of money, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Destruction of the Lane of '09. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these kids, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't care about you or the jar of money you have there. They'll p-most likely see you as a dork with a lot of money. Now since that's against the rules here at Eddy Scams-Land, they'll probably try to...forcefully steal your money and put you inside in a costume they made. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the costume themselves weren't filled with cheese, green beans, and made with , estuffs from Ed's house, specially around all the body. So, you could imagine how having your body using a horrible costume inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and sickness. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your little dignity and your hands, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power and money. Alright, good night.
you made me snort in laughter