Hi there. I am breaking my long-time accidental journal hiatus to bring you wonderful news. #PatronOCT (https://www.deviantart.com/patronoct), a writers' OCT for writers hosted by the fanciest of lances, madam fancylances (https://www.deviantart.com/fancylances), is a thing, and you should join that thing. Do you like superheroes? Of course you do. You're on the internet. Everyone likes superheroes on the internet. Do you like words? I'll bet you do. You're reading them right the fuck now. Do you like defeating your foes and rivals in literary combat with words and a superhero of your own creation? "MY VERY OWN SUPERHERO, OH GOLLY!" I hear you say? Yes, golly indeed. They can totally be anything. Your super

If you're wondering why I haven't been online much recently, it's cause I've been hosting european tourists from couchsurfing.org. It's pretty much the best thing EVER and I'll probably make a rant of some sort about it sometime soon but right now I'm short of time 'cause I'm at a friend's place. Basically the point is the German couchsurfer I have at the moment used my computer and now it's a diseased hulk. That's probably unrelated but I'm usually pretty careful and I can't be sure of others' online habits. I got hit with a spyware / trojan bomb disguised as some anti-virus software which auto-installed on my computer. It's blocked every p