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:iconandroidoodler:AndroiDoodler posted a status
Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome!
To stretch the days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome!
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'
Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!

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:iconmainichi-p:
Mainichi-p Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2017  Student Artist
I'm speachless
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:iconandroidoodler:
AndroiDoodler Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2017   General Artist
same my wigga
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:iconmainichi-p:
Mainichi-p Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2017  Student Artist
I found a large crab leg at the beach so I screamed the lyrics to shiny while throwing it at a group of people
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:iconandroidoodler:
AndroiDoodler Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2017   General Artist
oMFG WHEEZING
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:iconmainichi-p:
Mainichi-p Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017  Student Artist
S H I N Y
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:iconandroidoodler:
AndroiDoodler Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2017   General Artist
mumblingrandomwordscauseidontknowthelyrics
fuck
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:iconjustperidorito:
JustPeridorito Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2017
It's I see what's happening yeah you N E R D
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:iconandroidoodler:
AndroiDoodler Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2017   General Artist
por favor im crying oml
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