and now, the deaths of dead rising 3
harry: *chops own head off* whoops
albert: lemme just *cuts through stomach with a bone saw*
darlene: whoopsie i slipped and now iM CHOKING.
dylan: *literally just falls over*
jherii: hey can you pass me my car keys *throws trophy shelf*
theo: sleepy times
kenny: hey uh can i join you owo