Listening to: Smooth Jazz
Reading: Military Firearms
Watching: Breaking Bad and Kill La Kill
Playing: GTA V
Eating: Spicy Chili
Drinking: Coke Zero and Miller Lite
It's the same thing with Wild and Out of Control Teen Dramady. Now everyone, enjoy the things you've got. Just enjoy everything you have. Things are only going to get worst before it gets better. It's just going to get worst.
Now, here is another societal woe that talk shows like Maury have cornered the market to line their pockets with our money, Wild and Out of Control Teen Dramady. This is the type of garbage that exploits the worst behaviours that a twelve to 17 year old girl likes to engage in. These teenagers like to engage in drugs, alcohol, promiscuity, and all sorts of violent crime.
When the segment of out-control-teen dramedy starts out it is the disdraught parent who expresses her concern for her daughter. She is disdraught and crying that her daughter is destroying her life. When it's the out-of-control teen's turn she likes to say that she's 13 or whatever tinder age she is and likes to brag about having sex with boys her own age and older men over the age of 18, does drugs, drinks, get into violent altercations, cut class, and skip school to the point where they drop out of middle and high school.
Sometimes these out-of-control teens like to brag about engaging in sex orgies that are video taped for a porno website or using their smart phones to shoot photos of themselves naked and spreading eagle. That right there is child pornography. When it comes to child pornography smart phone technology gives a whole new meaning to child pornography.
At certain times when these out-of-control teens engage in physical violence they like to aim their violent tendencies towards their parents or siblings. You will also have the occasional incident of violence against younger siblings with physical or intellectual disabilities, for example, a wild and out-of-control 13 year old girl beating on a seven year old boy with Down Syndrome. The little boy with Down Syndrome can't fight back and his older sister is beating on him for no apparent reason. Only a low life asshole or cunt would do that.
Some of these out-of-control teens want to get pregnant and have a child before the age of 18. They will even want to name their child after a French Cognac they drink or give them a crazy fucked up name like Neveah Tnes Legna or something. One thing I am waiting for is one of these out-of-control teens who want to get pregnant and have a child before the age of 18 to do is literally name their child God or God Fucking Dammit and see how the audience reacts.
Some of these out of control teens who want to have children out of wedlock are still drinking and doing drugs during pregnancy. The out of control teens who want to get pregnant and still do drugs will say that the baby's birth will clean them up. I would call bullshit on that. I would do so for a perfectly good reason; if an out-of-control teen is still doing drugs and drinking during her pregnancy then the toxins will be introduced into the infant's system and the infant will have all sorts of health problems and as well as problems with brain and intellectual function. These teenagers are not fit for motherhood if that is the case.
It is the same thing for an illegitimate child of these out-of-control teens who are born normally. Just like illegitimate children who are victims of mindless DNA drama these children will have no idea of how badly they are fucked. They will go out, looking for a father figure, end up running with gangs, and find themselves in the dregs of the juvenile justice and prison system. There is no decency to it.
When the talk show host brings these girls out on stage they like to flash the middle finger with both hands, flash their breasts, and flash their buttocks and vaginas at the audience whilst doing their fancy song and dance, "Whateva, y'all don't know me, I'll do whateva I want." "Whateva, y'all don't know me, I'll do whateva I want" sounds like a Hip Hop song. This kind of behaviour is totally shameless. These out-of-control teens have no shame.
Whilst these out-of-control teens sexually act out on stage I can't hear most of the things they say. I'll tell you why, most of the things they say are being censored out by the network that airs Maury. They have to since the FCC says that is the right thing to do in order to prevent Christian conservatives from reacting badly to letting the word fuck being uncensored on TV.
On top of that these out-of-control teens like to brag that they had drink, smoke, do drugs, skip school and cut class to the point where they drop out of middle and high school, get into violent altercations with other school kids, and have sex with boys their own age and with grown men older than 18.
When Maury askes these out-of-control teens where they see themselves in five years their response would be, "I see myself becoming a lawyer," or "I see myself getting into Harvard University." That is another thing I would tell them fuck you on. I you tell these out-of-control teens fuck you on the reason by saying that there will be a fat chance of that happening. There will be a fat chance of that happening since no one is going to take them seriously. I would not even take them seriously myself.
This kind of shamelessness is not the kind of behaviour that is appropriate for national TV. This is the kind of behaviour that would be exclusively appropriate for a strip club or biker bar. This shameless behaviour is totally embarrassing. It the behaviour that Kyon from Haruhi Suzumiya would react to with a face palm.
When all the out-of-control teens are finished sexually acting out on Maury and making total cunts of themselves here comes to motivational speakers and strong men. Usually the motivational speakers would use colourful language to straighten out the cunts. Just like with the motivational speakers the strong men enjoy using direct, honest language towards out-of-control teens to straighten them out. The confrontation ends with them either going on a scared straight tour to a county jail or going to a homeless shelter somewhere to reinforce the virtue of humility.
When it comes to going to county jail it is no different from Scared Straight the show. The female inmates would yell at the out-of-control teen girls and throw down language that they're used to hearing in their everyday lives. To reinforce the inmates' banter the motivational speaker likes to lecture at the out-of-control teen about where her behaviour will get her into if she dosen't straighten out her shit.
It is the same thing with homeless shelters. The out of control teens learn that there are people have less than they do. A trip to a homeless shelter is a guilt trip for their girls. It means having to mop the dirty bathroom floors and serve meals to people who are dependant on the community.
Everything ends when the out-of-control teens are reunited with their parents and all is well that ends well. Maury then says, "Until next time America."
On the contrast, all is not well and it dosen't end well. Here is why, the out-of-control teens will still have problems, but without the dramedy. Some will relaspe into their old ways and everything will just go in one ear and out the other. Others will go straight and either graduated from high school one to three years behind schedule. Some will die by either murder or from complcations from deadly STD's, including HIV/AIDS. This proves that out-of-control teen dramedy is fun, but only for a short period of time.